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10 Things That If He Does: It Shows That You Are Just A Side Chick.

1. If he always prefer seeing you at night or when the day is dark:

now let me ask u,why will somebody you call your "boo" always ask u to come when it is dark?,are u a mosquito?, are u a vigilante? Are u an agent of darkness?.. Nne stop using your boobs to think,use your brain.. Is it not obvious that he doesn't want people to see ur face or see you with him..if he is into u,he should flaunt you.. He calls you "Angel", he should treat u like one. Angels come in the morning.. Think!!!!, Asanwa think.. Jesus did not go all the way to Calvary and die for u to remain a side chick.

2. If he doesn't normally see u off anytime u visit:.

Why will he escort you? Is he an ambulance?..Yes oo,he should be your ambulance.. He should blow sirens for u..if you are his main chick,if he is proud of u..but no,he is not,you will waka come,get laid,cook,keep the house in order,for him to see you off,he will be forming tayadness, what is he even tired from?,sex?,..sex that King Solomon use to have with 1000 women and still have the strength and spare time to build temple for our God. my sister you are not just a side chick, you are a side vulture..��

3. If he always call u "Baby" even when he is Angry:.

You think is because he is Romantic and sweet abi?.. No!!!.. Read my lips en ow!,is because he normally forgets your real name!!, gbam!,remembering your name,for him,it is like "gwerk gwerk gwerk gwerk!" I said it..how can a guy that is very mad at u still be calling you "nne" or "babe", how sweet!!, my friend goan sit down, jee sudo ike na ani Biko!!, the guy don forget your name.. He may remember it later oo,but why will he forget it in the first place?,is your name that 'unretainable'?..my sister you are a side fowl,run!!,after all " ochu nwa okuku nwe ada,nwa okuku nwe mgbogbo oso" meaning "you pursuing fowl, falling falling, fowl running running.

4. If he doesn't introduce you to his friends:

Why will he introduce to his friends?, wetin u wan carry them do?,is it them you are dating or him?,..don't mind him oo,he simply doesn't attach much importance to u..
Even when you accidentally meet his friends, they (the friends) will start calling you "our wife",people that barely know you..,anyway, funny enough, they know you from the knacking gist they ve Been hearing about you,that makes u a knacker!!,you are akpako master!!,baby knack am,knack am!,knack am! Knack am!!..
If you are his main chick,his friends should know you,not just knowing you oo,they should know you on a wavy level..
Yes baby!!

5. If he always prefer coming over:

Him go dey use that wash u "baby don't stress yourself about coming, am coming over instead", and you will be like "awwwwwww so sweet"...my sister awwwwwww are u that daft?,is either the main chick is around, or her stuffs are spilt all over the place that he wouldn't want u to see.. Why must he be the one to visit?, is he Jehovah witness?..ask yourself "is been a side chick the plan God was talking about that he has for me,The plan of good and not of evil?"
That's not the plan My sister, leave him,he is not your man.. Inugo?..
Ehe!,good girl.

6. If he doesn't normally get jealous over you:

Even when you are gisting him about the guys that are chyking and disturbing u,it doesn't bother him,he will see u with another guy,him no go bother,he will even ask u to collect money from them and bring to him,and u ewu, ikwete kwanu.. He is using u to do ponzi, he will put u as stake and u will bring back Money for him,sharp guy!!,he doesn't care if u sleep with them or not oo.. Why will he care kwanu,he sees u as a community farm (agu awka) where anybody can cultivate on.
My sister if brain na egg, your own brain no get egg yoke ah swear!!.

I have to stop here because of my fellow guys..
Incase you just found out that you are just a side chick, we the members of Association of Baeless/Booless persons in Nigeria (ABPN) are always here for u. Join us today!!.

Written by Yan Baba

Source : http://www.viviangist.com.ng/10-things-that-if-he-does-it-shows-that-you-are-just-a-side-chick

Cc; lalasticlala

Apt!

Men! Even the ones meeting u for the first time will say 'baby'..i don't know if they have common sense at all

Hahahaaha....i give it to u bro..u try..nice points....num 3&4 got me cracking up

MhizzAJ:
Men! Even the ones meeting u for the first time will say 'baby'..i don't know if they have common sense at all

Babe sense is now scarce these days...just 10 in 100 guys actually use their brain

Common Sense is not common or maybe they bought the adulterated one.

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Run if your meeting point is always in club house, bars, restaurants,friend's house n hotels. He is married.....

mhizesther:
Babe sense is now scarce these days...just 10 in 100 guys actually use their brain

Mhizesther..some of them are very useless..they don't even know what they want

MhizzAJ:
Mhizesther..some of them are very useless..they don't even know what they want

Today they are after busty babes, tomorrow they become ASStrologers

Nice one op

mhizesther:
Today they are after busty babes, tomorrow they become ASStrologers

U even forgot those who are obsessed about light skinned ladies.
There's one on nairaland who's so confused...his name is Mrcork..he doesn't mind if a lady bleaches her skin overnight

MhizzAJ:
U even forgot those who are obsessed about light skinned ladies.
There's one on nairaland who's so confused...his name is Mrcork..he doesn't mind if a lady bleaches her skin overnight

Mrcork nd his cockiness..Them Bobrisky gang..dont mind them jare...Their wahala plenty