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The church has always been a scam.

And when you see "tenor" instead of "tenure" in a form, run!

soberdrunk:
Amen somebody!! I still don't know how people can be so gullible, see the name sef "Sussie" micro finance, i will continue to say it, i am not above getting scammed but to scam this Ibadan boy you have to come up with a very brilliant scam and i go still drink enough beer and chop like 5k suya for your head.......

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As long as we all live in a country called Nigeria we are all been scammed one way or the other!

Only fools believe in life after death.Life is meaningless and the more you try to find meaning to life, then the pastors will always dupe you.

amicable09:
dinma007, I will try to water down all my disappointments because it's a good Tuesday morning and I'll choose my words carefully.

I've not the time to go over all the comments here but for you to say the church microfinance bank duped your friend is totally wrong! I came in with the notion that the church registered MFB duped your friend but after reading the story, that's not the case.

We haul blames at churches in Nigeria over any and everything!

Secondly, my calculator may be wrong but 15% of 4mn for 60days isn't 1.5mn. What's going on? Who's wrong here?

Your friend who has no calculator of her own to be sure of the returns on her investment?
The MFB that is a money doubler?
Or

Me - The one with a bad calculator and has little or no financial literacy?

When one is dumb, the fellow is dumb.
Own up and stop blaming the church in Nigeria.

You spewing rubbish.

Magnifico2000:
Have you seen anyone that has done it or if you have done it and retrieved your money?

yes

dataking:
You spewing rubbish.

ExInferis:
The church has always been a scam.

And when you see "tenor" instead of "tenure" in a form, run!

Oga Tenor is correct. its an investment term.

my grouse wth tis is hw 4m at 15% will amt to 1.5m. l hv damaged 2 calculators already trying 2 figure hw they did d calculation

Financial literacy is key b4 venturing into any bizness.

soberdrunk:
Amen somebody!! I still don't know how people can be so gullible, see the name sef "Sussie" micro finance, i will continue to say it, i am not above getting scammed but to scam this Ibadan boy you have to come up with a very brilliant scam and i go still drink enough beer and chop like 5k suya for your head.......

hahaha.

hakeem4:
That's how I was in church and the pastor said the lord said there's someone wearing black suit sitting in the congregation. When I looked around we were about 3 wearing black suit. Then he said that the one with multi coloured tie ( me ) should deep my hand inside my right hand pocket and donate what's in my pocket. When I brought out my car key, one mind was saying donate it the other one said keep it back inside my pocket. That was when my babe sitting beside me said "common baby donate your car" . Mumu me too went to donate my car. As I was walking back to my seat, the same spirit that spoke to the pastor for me to donate my car also spoke to me. The spirit just said " hakeem4 better run home and take the spare key and take your car away"

That's how I was saved oo

You were hypnotized.

I have experienced that too. Thank your God.

I have seen where they hypnotized one man and he gave them two plots of land worth N4m each.

totalhouse:
I think you really need to be schooled. It is obvious you don't know what you are doing. You robed a church into a crime the church knew nothing about and you still have the gut to write rubbish here. If you cannot research with Google, then you are simply a slowpoke. Type the name of the microfinance bank in your search engine and stop fooling yourself.

keep exhibiting the character of the church u represent.. Olodo, didirin, ode, fool... U v been trained not to have good manners. See how u r spewing rubbish from ur gutter.. These are the type of people that call themselves Christians these days.. What a pity.

ShyCypher:
What I don't get is: Why are the perpetrators of this crime being protected?

OP blocked out the names of the Thieves-in-charge because there is "Pastor" & "Manager" attached to it.

If you don't have the balls to stand up to them & expose them, how the hell do you expect to get your money back?

Please get out of here & stop disturbin' other Nigerians. We have our problems too.

Some of them see their pastors as God himself.

When a man wants to scam you, better treat him like a scammer, forgetting his title..

Funny Nigerians. I treated the Bleep up of one them recently.

sirp2007:
my grouse wth tis is hw 4m at 15% will amt to 1.5m. l I hv damaged 2 calculators already trying 2 figure hw they did d calculation

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My belle oo

This one is more than scam, they took advantage of the gullibility of people.

sirp2007:
Oga Tenor is correct. its an investment term.

my grouse wth tis is hw 4m at 15% will amt to 1.5m. l hv damaged 2 calculators already trying 2 figure hw they did d calculation

Financial literacy is key b4 venturing into any bizness.

You're right about tenor.

Buy a new calc and try again.

Put yourself into the mindset of a crook and you'll eventually crack it.

Thanks.

hakeem4:
That's how I was in church and the pastor said the lord said there's someone wearing black suit sitting in the congregation. When I looked around we were about 3 wearing black suit. Then he said that the one with multi coloured tie ( me ) should deep my hand inside my right hand pocket and donate what's in my pocket. When I brought out my car key, one mind was saying donate it the other one said keep it back inside my pocket. That was when my babe sitting beside me said "common baby donate your car" . Mumu me too went to donate my car. As I was walking back to my seat, the same spirit that spoke to the pastor for me to donate my car also spoke to me. The spirit just said " hakeem4 better run home and take the spare key and take your car away"

That's how I was saved oo

I LOVE YOU MAN

Suisse Microfinance Bank Of Christ Embassy Church Fraud by Noahk15: 11:24am On Feb 17
The Suisse microfinance Bank is owned by Christ Embassy Church a.k.a Believers Loveworld, the bank is located at Gacoun Plaza, 23 Road Festac Town Lagos . It is among the fleets of banks owned by the church, which also owned Parallex microfinance Bank and Refuge Home Savings. The Suisse MFB is run and manage by Pastor Ayodele Olusola who is the MD/CEO of the bank and members of the board of directors are senior pastors in the church including Pastor Lanre Alabi, Tokubo Odimayo, Adebisi Sogunle, Tim Onebamo. Pastor Ayodele Olusola is the pastor of Christ Embassy Church Mafoluku Oshodi Lagos. Ayodele Olusola has runned the bank as a personal business throwing all the ethics and rules of running microfinance Bank to the wind. He recruited people who are members of the church as marketers to collect money from people on daily basis as savings. The marketers usually go about with savings cards, the first one thousand naira you save with them belongs to the bank and at the end of the month the bank will deduct another one thousand naira for helping you to save. The Suisse MFB also have big savers who have their millions as investment in the bank. They collected Millions of naira from these set of people as investment with the promise of paying interest on it. Now the bank has runned into deep financial mess and the bank can not pay the poor savers and the big savers who have their Millions with them. The estimation of the money the bank owned people is over 200 Million. The bank locked their premises on 16th of December and went hiding, all of a sudden resurface first week of February and paid few small savers less than two million and again have gone into hiding. And the church being money minded church is unwilling to rescue the situation. I guess pastor Chris Oyakhilomen must be aware of this situation as The Nation newspaper carried it on the 28 of January as http://thenationonlineng.net/were-finished/ . This shows the church does not practice what they preach and is only after people money. And there is an allegations that Pastor Ayodele Olusola might used the money for Ponzi Scheme as he can not disclose what he actually used the money for. This is a big criminal offence which the government should look into.

She cud av invested the 5million in T-Billz...

oruma19:
keep exhibiting the character of the church u represent.. Olodo, didirin, ode, fool... U v been trained not to have good manners. See how u r spewing rubbish from ur gutter.. These are the type of people that call themselves Christians these days.. What a pity.

It is obvious you are not cultured. Responding to your foolishness is not really necessary. Keep fooling yourself. Im not interested in giving you the attention you don't deserve.

laurel03:
1 redeemed
2 winners chapel
3 deeper life.... they are the three popular pentecostal in Nigeria..
1.5 m interest on 4m yearly is not even possible let alone 60days.... if life easy like dt i will just invest such a money and retire from work... "ifa fa ni lapo ya"

The name of the church is Christ Embassy

madridguy:
So painful. Same thing happened to one of my GF and the thing pain me reach marrow because she is aware of wetin MMM do me.

Never again will I play Kalo Kalo with my money.

Madrid, u sef do MMM ni?

MFM won't stoop so low to scam its members so it's between Winners Chapel, Christ Embassy and RCCG..
Let me excuse Synagogue and Deeper life.

first off.....women get cockroach brain
secondly....why these churches dey allow advert in front of their altar, is church an advertising agency? somebody go just climb alter and be advertising his or her product on the altar

nigerians sef.......

hakeem4:
That's how I was in church and the pastor said the lord said there's someone wearing black suit sitting in the congregation. When I looked around we were about 3 wearing black suit. Then he said that the one with multi coloured tie ( me ) should deep my hand inside my right hand pocket and donate what's in my pocket. When I brought out my car key, one mind was saying donate it the other one said keep it back inside my pocket. That was when my babe sitting beside me said "common baby donate your car" . Mumu me too went to donate my car. As I was walking back to my seat, the same spirit that spoke to the pastor for me to donate my car also spoke to me. The spirit just said " hakeem4 better run home and take the spare key and take your car away"

That's how I was saved oo

Oboi, is this really true? I can't just stop laughing

oruma19:
RCCG....like mtn, everywhere u go!!!!..i saw "em" in the address of the letter so I knw it's redeemed. That's where u have the criminal pastors in Nigeria, devils that have called themselves into ministry. They may eventually cause big problem for pastor Adeboye who is too old already to run the church as it has become too big to control. Same problem is in winners chapel, many of the pastors called themselves to ministry and since the expansion, David oyedepo hardly can hage direct supervision of the branch networks so the criminals get away with church money, Bleep married women and single girls, those in financial committee just do outright stealing by either pilfering from offerings and tithes or appropriate bogus figures in the name of constructing new edifices. Heaven far oooooo, my people. Deeperlife too has its own challenges with pastors ..may God help pastors Adeboye, kumuyi and Oyedepo and all True and genuine GOs. They are in serious trouble because of church expansion.

A simple Google search would have helped you with the name of the church involved. Smh

If the OP can hide the name of the church so that he/she can bash churches in general, maybe he/she is part of the problem...

If this story is true, Why not name the church that agreed to give scam a platform to flourish..

This is not fair. If you want to help the public or create awareness, tell us the name of the church.

davodyguy:
This is what would have happened if she took the right deceision.

She could have used the money for Treasury bill.

Give N5m to FG, they'll give her today 850K, then by August, 2018, the FG return her 5million intact.

I take wise decisions

pls how did you calculate, at what rate and tenor

davodyguy:
What do you mean?

this our elders fit no pay treasury bill the way they are going

davodyguy:
This is what would have happened if she took the right deceision.

She could have used the money for Treasury bill.

Give N5m to FG, they'll give her today 850K, then by August, 2018, the FG return her 5million intact.

I take wise decisions

Bro, please enlighten me on how this treasury bill thing works! Can I Pm you?

moneychannel:
The church is Christ Embassy. SEE ATTACHED

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That is why churches and mosques should be made to pay tax.

LUGBE:
Suisse Microfinance Bank Of Christ Embassy Church Fraud by Noahk15: 11:24am On Feb 17
The Suisse microfinance Bank is owned by Christ Embassy Church a.k.a Believers Loveworld, the bank is located at Gacoun Plaza, 23 Road Festac Town Lagos . It is among the fleets of banks owned by the church, which also owned Parallex microfinance Bank and Refuge Home Savings. The Suisse MFB is run and manage by Pastor Ayodele Olusola who is the MD/CEO of the bank and members of the board of directors are senior pastors in the church including Pastor Lanre Alabi, Tokubo Odimayo, Adebisi Sogunle, Tim Onebamo. Pastor Ayodele Olusola is the pastor of Christ Embassy Church Mafoluku Oshodi Lagos. Ayodele Olusola has runned the bank as a personal business throwing all the ethics and rules of running microfinance Bank to the wind. He recruited people who are members of the church as marketers to collect money from people on daily basis as savings. The marketers usually go about with savings cards, the first one thousand naira you save with them belongs to the bank and at the end of the month the bank will deduct another one thousand naira for helping you to save. The Suisse MFB also have big savers who have their millions as investment in the bank. They collected Millions of naira from these set of people as investment with the promise of paying interest on it. Now the bank has runned into deep financial mess and the bank can not pay the poor savers and the big savers who have their Millions with them. The estimation of the money the bank owned people is over 200 Million. The bank locked their premises on 16th of December and went hiding, all of a sudden resurface first week of February and paid few small savers less than two million and again have gone into hiding. And the church being money minded church is unwilling to rescue the situation. I guess pastor Chris Oyakhilomen must be aware of this situation as The Nation newspaper carried it on the 28 of January as http://thenationonlineng.net/were-finished/ . This shows the church does not practice what they preach and is only after people money. And there is an allegations that Pastor Ayodele Olusola might used the money for Ponzi Scheme as he can not disclose what he actually used the money for. This is a big criminal offence which the government should look into.

Pastorpreneurs

Fingerprinter:
Bro, please enlighten me on how this treasury bill thing works! Can I Pm you?

I've do e that on many occasions ooo

It's like fixed deposit, that you get up front, but you can't have the investment till maturity. Not MMM or 419

She's not just gullible but greedy as well...how can you expect 1.5m as interest over 4m within 3 months...that 15% is per annum divide that into 12 and multiply by 3 and deduct tax, the left over interest should be 4m divided by 15, which gives you 266, 666,, then divide it further by 12 and then multiply by 3(sept to Nov) and you'll get 66,666 minus 10% govt tax and she should be getting 59,999.40k


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