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Ahahahaha

Never Knew Abati was this good with satires, I have judiciously read each and every one of his piece since Buhari ascended the throne, trust me, this guy is good and a master wordsmith


Thanks Abati for this extremely interesting piece.

Sometimes I wonder how Femi and Garba feels when they read his piece.

#noshame

Abeg dis note too long

Abati, a very good writer

So the amount budgeted for Aso Rock maintenance including fumigation was N4billion.

Anyways, Abati blamed evil spirits and Buhari blamed rats......its 1:1

Waow!!! What an epistle? Yet funny and very informative showing the stupidity in the government with their lies

This rat thing happens only when you leave your seat too long.

Funny thing is that there are rats in the white house.

Its no biggie

I clap for APC because lie is the only


language they can speak and Nigerians will understand

Teewhy2:
All this just because of rats. If you have advised GEJ well when you have the chance at the ASO VILLA on how to make Nigeria a better place we won't be at this cross road. Most Nigeria politicians are like Nigeria spectators when they are outside the football pitch they will use mouth to dribble messi ,ronado with neymar but on the pitch they can't even pass/ control the ball correctly.

Same thing Buhari did when he was not a president. Yaradua was told to resign because of his health and now same scenario

grandstar:
Funny thing is that there are rats in the white house.

Its no biggie

And Obama worked from home right?

While they now used 4Billion for fumigation

so an interesting piece...Got me laughing out loud...

Recce batallion of the Nigeria rat forces invaded the presidential Villa and took over the government.

Remimadrid:
Too long epistle

bros read it is cool I enjoy it all through

Ha! 4 billion to fumigate Aso Villa?! That's more than many road projects in the country

This country is finished

konfused:
Ahahahaha

Never Knew Abati was this good with satires, I have judiciously read each and every one of his piece since Buhari ascended the throne, trust me, this guy is good and a master wordsmith


Thanks Abati for this extremely interesting piece.

Sometimes I wonder how Femi and Garba feels when they read his piece.

#noshame

really the man is good I always enjoy his work

PLURIMI:
BY REUBEN ABATI

Reuben Abati.

Thief!

Ole!

Barawo!

Shut up!

i won ask abati is this rats part of d demons abati talk about that dey walk upside down in aso rock?

waooo this man is so funny

The opening paragraph sef is discouraging..the rats made Buhari sick . A good article should start with a good kicker something to interest the audience. Me i no read am o

Nice story

Abati never disappoints with his brilliant and riveting satiritical pieces.

This government seems to be living in a cocoon of deceit, so much so that they have failed to realise how puerile and insulting their lies have become.

Well sha, 2019 draweth nigh

We just have a confused government

Remimadrid:
Too long epistle

Enemy of progress

This is too funny my people, only God knows where this country is moving to. Anyway, OAU is experiencing a similar problem, I beg Oga Garba Sheu please keep me updated on what u are going to use to eradicate RATS from Aso Villa

oooo!why shld rats do this to us!d rats hav cross d red line!!we shall not take it anymore,arise oh compatriot,let us all join hands destroy evil vermins with atomic energy,nuclear weapons, & Icbm.

Abati can only be talking to puppets like him...about rats and crocodiles in the Aso rock

why cant he tell Nigerians why the govt he was a key actor during the GEJ mindlessly looted

the Nigerian treasury and sent the economy into coma?...we are still waiting!

Funny is an understatement for this piece. Oh when the saint!!!

This APC government creating unnecessary news for themselves with their unnecessary lies.

Abatti so this long writing is for the Presidential rats hmmmm!! The service chiefs as cats will deal with all these rats that are putting our unity on the edge . Biafran rats and Arewa rats.

Aso rock rat invasion pt1,pt2 iS loading.......

Presidential office invasion

Garba Shehu is doing a very bad PR work. This is laughable as rats has become beavers that eats the wood used for making the furniture.

A fee ceee! Una Fada