DanseMacabre:
Oga, relax. Those guys been no wan kill you.

correcttt:
Loooool,

The almighty "God" saved you from bullets but failed to save you from being "macheted"

dainformant:
A man identified as Noble C C Adaelu is filled with thanks to God after reportedly surviving an armed robbery attack at Apo bridge in Abuja. According to the man , the bullets didn't penetrate his body after being shot at twice - hence the robbers decided to use machete to descend on him. Read his words below;

God is wonderful. Armed Robbers shot at me two times at Apo under bridge , Abuja this morning by some minutes after 5 am , God stopped the bullets from entering into my body then they resulted to using machete to cut on my head , hand and back. Thank God I am alive.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/god-stopped-bullets-entering-body-man-attacked-armed-robbers-photos.html

hegelian:
Mumuni!!!! Effect of recoil velocity or blank firing

rabdeluxe:
The Moment When You Are Born With Ayeta!!!

dpete1:
who says God ain't alive
congrats bro

donnie:
Glory to God...[/b] *[b]speaking in tongues*
When the Lord shows himself, miracles happen.

Isaiah 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy. 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

This is what satan imitates and calls odeshi.