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198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

Chidexsco8448:
Our New Generation Pastors and Churchs : Come d way you are cos God looks in d heart...




If u see d way their female ushers do dress with their tempting mini skirts, very tight gowns, leggings and revealing clothes... My beloved brothers and sisters is just better u stay at home and worship ur God

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.


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Boyooosa:
It is not, my bro/sis. Firstly, look at the concept of bible itself. It is referred ton as the Holy Bible, the Holy Guide of a Christian. Its the Constitution of all Christians if you agree with me. Now, it is even more important than a constitution but also a spiritual book to a believer of Christian faith. Historically, bible must have been generated from series of divine revelation and inspirations, gathered in a material for the purpose of record and guide for the envisaged generation. In the time of Moses, we had stone as piece of record (where 10 commandments were first inscribed - Exodus 31:18). Technology came in and scroll was discovered, a part of the bible was inscribed in the scroll. All these were gathered, in conjunction with other media to get the present day bible we have today in paper form. If you then agree that ;a bible' is a holy book, why then would you allow other features that have tendency of distraction to be incorporated in the so called e-bibles we have now? Fine, technology is an advancement but to everything is adequacy and more importantly things of God strictly require reverence and moderation, consciousness. The truth is that whatever thing you referred to as bible can never share any feature that will detach your mind from it most especially when you in the place of worship (i.e. when u need it most) or during the time of worship. Now, let me be specific about what I mean about features: Taking an Ipad for example: except if you dedicate device for bible strictly, alot of features can pop up which may cause distractions to you or even the sister sitting next to you. Gadgets like phones, ipod or tablets are even worse when u r connected to network or online. Calls can come in, a friend might ping you for chat, game might even incidentally come up while struggling to search for a bible verse and b4 u know it, you will start struggling with putting off such features while sermon is going on. In a nutshell, those devices cause distractions in most cases and moreover, bible symbolises a christian and its more of an identity which can not be replaced with ANYTHING. It is spiritual, it is sacred while religion itself is a Faith Based setting and not Philosophy.

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.


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truthsayer009:
Lmao, your pic reminds of when I was sitting next to a lady like this. Mehn I tried to focus on the preaching but mehn...no way oh. I even thought of changing my seat.

Bjgirl1:
And why didn't you change your seat? Loved the free show?

xerxes456:
Wow... Wow.... Bros I can argue that reading a paper Bible is not even right, we should have left it on the stone, that way come rain or sun it won't be damaged, papers are prone to damage when water drops on it, in fact so ganja smokers use pages of the Bible for such terrible acts, it's better on a stone tablet don't you think....

Aber let's grow up and evolve, the principles of the Bible is as valid whether on a stone, a scroll, a book, or as an e-book... whichever way you choose to read it provided it is the Bible it stands...

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.


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Lanretoye:
number 4 is wrong.the bible is not a book,but it is a message.
if u can afford it,there is nothing wrong in taking a tablet with bible installed on it to church.

BroZuma:
One thing is constant and that is change...deal with it.

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.


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Boyooosa:
any of these media is prone to damage, Moses damaged the stone tablet himself by smashing it on the rock (Exodus 32:19). scroll can also be burnt and so on and so forth.
but what is key here is that its high time we stop seeing bible as a reference material; or scripture searching book, it is beyond that. try to go deeper into the spirituality of Christianity, you will found out that the WORD is beyond mere uttering or reciting, the word of God is sacred and it can only enjoy that reverence when its treated as such. well if you have found a new device being inscribed with THE HOLY BIBLE, we can start our discussion from there but if not, you can continue making use of your ipad or other e-bibles but have it at the back of your mind that bible is a holy book dedicated for the word of God.

Victornezzar:
modern Christian

Victornezzar:
modern Christian

harriet412:
Lolz

Victornezzar:

harriet412:
How have u been

Victornezzar:
good nd u

harriet412:
I'm good too just stressed up a bit

Victornezzar:
wetin hapun na

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.

Permit me to copy it pls.

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harriet412:
Visited my aunt, she's preggie. Had to help her with chores.

Victornezzar:
oh sorry abt dat

harriet412:
How was ur day