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How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 12:16am On Sep 11, 2017
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 12:27am On Sep 11, 2017
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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 12:28am On Sep 11, 2017
Lol.

Its hereditary. Nothin' u can do about it.

I have EXACTLY d same problem too.

Jus dnt use any drugs. Drugs are IRREVERSIBLE. Its jus d way yu are.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 12:44am On Sep 11, 2017
About your issue, there are so many of your kinds out there. I know about 3 categories of people.

1. People that need to eat well to get fat.
2. People that need lots of sleep to get fat even without eating much.
3. People that do not get fat either by eating like a glutton or sleeping like a log.

It's all genetics, do not force yourself.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 12:58am On Sep 11, 2017
AleksAndrya:
About your issue, there are so many of your kinds out there. I know about 3 categories of people.

1. People that need to eat well to get fat.
2. People that need lots of sleep to get fat even without eating much.
3. People that do not get fat either by eating like a glutton or sleeping like a log.

It's all genetics, do not force yourself.
I think I'll move to a milk and eggs based diet, I also saw something on Amino 6000.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 12:59am On Sep 11, 2017
ShyCypher:
Lol.

Its hereditary. Nothin' u can do about it.

I have EXACTLY d same problem too.

Jus dnt use any drugs. Drugs are IRREVERSIBLE. Its jus d way yu are.
People around me are amazed at how I eat like my stomach is an abyss... But I just can't gain weight.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 1:03am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
People around me are amazed at how I eat like my stomach is an abyss... But I just can't gain weight.
Same here. I eat like an elephant but no result.

Its jus d way you are, d biggest mistake yu'll make is takin' any synthetic drug 2 "correct" it.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 1:05am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I think I'll move to a milk and eggs based diet, I also saw something on Amino 6000.
Are you deaf or blind?!

I jus said don't do sh!t about it, yu'll only Bleep yourself up.

Milk & eggs, bournvita & raw eggs etc won't do sh!t.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 1:06am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I think I'll move to a milk and eggs based diet, I also saw something on Amino 6000.
You can try, but, if it doesn't change the present situation?
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 1:13am On Sep 11, 2017
AleksAndrya:
You can try, but, if it doesn't change the present situation?
2 weeks must surely show the difference, if it doesn't work I'll just leave it jare...
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 1:15am On Sep 11, 2017
ShyCypher:
Are you deaf or blind?!

I jus said don't do sh!t about it, yu'll only Bleep yourself up.

Milk & eggs, bournvita & raw eggs etc won't do sh!t.
Have you tried the milk & eggs combo? I read it works..... At least I know people that used Complan milk to build.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 1:15am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
2 weeks must surely show the difference, if it doesn't work I'll just leave it jare...
Alright
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by iamnlia(op): 1:16am On Sep 11, 2017
AleksAndrya:
Alright
The problem is I'm like 6ft looking like a damn bag of bones, I look like I have sickle cell disease.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Kxngstein(m): 1:28am On Sep 11, 2017
You're not alone bro. It's annoying when I see "not-so-fat people" trying to lose weight and I'm trying to gain. It's really disturbing but people won't understand.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by MhizzAJ(f): 5:13am On Sep 11, 2017
Am trying to lose weight and this one is trying to be fat cheesy
Take time o
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by RoyalBoutique(m): 5:31am On Sep 11, 2017
ShyCypher:
Same here. I eat like an elephant but no result.

Its jus d way you are, d biggest mistake yu'll make is takin' any synthetic drug 2 "correct" it.
But why you dey chop Wetin elephant dey chop?

That means you are a vegetarian, because elephants eat grass and other vegetables ... Means you can't get fat

Try eating foods for humans, and leave elephant make him dey chop him own food
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by northvietnam(m): 10:03am On Sep 11, 2017
Drink Cum twice a day.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Teewhy2:
This Life is beautiful make i no talk another one,
some of us way dey on the chubby side dey find how to reduce our weight even without eating much {compulsory fasting} some dey find how to add weight.
well to add weight is not much of a problem, a lot of my friends who complained of not having much weight are now complaining of reducing the fatness. the secret is REST OF MIND, if you have rest of mind you won't think much and that help you to block all the potholes in your body and begin to add weight.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Silentscreamer(f): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
eat very well, if there is no improvement then u shuld embrace the way u are cos dats ur nature.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Suspect33(m): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by umo84: 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by heryurh(m): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by lomprico(m): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Show us ur pic first
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:04am On Sep 11, 2017
By eating fat and oil
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by arsenic33(m):
cry
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by shumuel(m): 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
Eat a cow, i am very serious grin
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by free2ryhme: 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
your problem is your problem
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by ivolt: 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
What is your current weight ?
Has it been increasing , stagnant or decreasing ?
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by BabaCommander: 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
Ajuju!
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by sKeetz(m): 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
The right question should be how can you gain weight in a healthy way. Being fat is unhealthy. If you wanna gain mass. You have to eat a lot of protein rich food, drink a lot of water. You can try whey protein and creatine. Shock the body with a great workout routine and finally get plenty of rest.

You'll gain weight in form of muscle mass and become stronger with a great physique.
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