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13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by donogaga(m): 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
The porn industry is both a terrifying and magical place. There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent. So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out! 1.Abuse or disrespect you. You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong. 2.Invite another person to join you. We know party can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner. 3.Ejaculate on the face. Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right? 4.Double penetration. It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT! 5.Ignore pre-intimacy. This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act. 6.Not staying in one position for enough time Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute. 7.Lot of eye contact while having MouthAction. Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out. 8.Keep on moving like a drill machine. Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time. 9.Not using a condom I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done in real life, men! You should always use protection unless you’re planning to start a family. 10.Going straight for the other hole. Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us). 11.Slapping. Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time! 12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral. You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money! 13.Rubbing your woman hard. In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale. http://sarcasm.space/13-things-that-men-do-in-porn-but-should-never-do-it-in-real-life/ 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 9:52pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth. 9 Likes |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Freshsan2009: 9:52pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Daeyou(m): 9:56pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:Chai....You bahd ooo! 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 9:57pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 9:59pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie: Hahahahaha.. u re a comedian 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by fasa1touch(m): 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:wicked sombori |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Daeyou: fasa1touch:You guys think it's funny abi? Someone will be sucking your chukuchuku and you'll think it's funny to force our heads on it. Abi you wan make we swallow it for you? I go kuku start by chewing it na. shinarlaura:Don't mind them sis. 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie: Am with u on this .... na to just chop off the dick. 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:10pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:isit not ya work? Suck and don't complain.. Deepthroat is bae 7 Likes |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Adeinfo: 10:12pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:so you do oral? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie: |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:14pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
shinarlaura: Hmm.. swt Laura u too like dick.. Sucky-sucky gurl 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:15pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
shinarlaura:No time jare. No mercy. 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:17pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:Who and who's work? Adeinfo: Yes I do. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
CaptainG00D: Lol.... of course I like dick am not a lesbian na 2 Likes |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:You do Oral and u are asking who and who's work... see as e talk yes i do like say na marriage. Your love for Pleek ehnn 3 Likes |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:26pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:Oga lemme alone. Na pussy I suppose like? 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
shinarlaura: lol not just u dear.. every woman does nrcoz its sweet. BTW I like ur honesty.. |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:Kwontinue Jaré. U need the Vitamin "" |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:Vitamin kor balanced diet nii. 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
shinarlaura:After choir rehearsals Today, this is what u came to Nairaland to confess .. Aunty Laura apostle will hear of This |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide: Don't mind me joor that rehearsals today was not sounding well into my ears. My mind was somewhere else. You know na Even Apostle sef, u think say better dey follow him . He likes it too 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:41pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:43pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by FvckShiT(m): 10:47pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Lastking147(m): 11:05pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:Lool deepthroat Chai u don watch porn gidi gaan o 1 Like |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
makydebbie:So you do blowjobs too |
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 11:18pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
shinarlaura:chineke na biala. so u mean our apostle still loves to lick "Honey Pot" !! i refuse to Believe this. Ayemi temi ! Apostle must hear of this. |
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