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13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by donogaga(m): 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2017
The porn industry is both a terrifying and magical place. There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent.



So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out!

1.Abuse or disrespect you.

You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong.



2.Invite another person to join you.

We know party can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner.



3.Ejaculate on the face.

Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right?



4.Double penetration.

It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT!



5.Ignore pre-intimacy.

This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act.



6.Not staying in one position for enough time

Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute.


7.Lot of eye contact while having MouthAction.

Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out.



8.Keep on moving like a drill machine.

Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time.



9.Not using a condom

I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done in real life, men! You should always use protection unless you’re planning to start a family.



10.Going straight for the other hole.

Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us).



11.Slapping.

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!



12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral.

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!



13.Rubbing your woman hard.

In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale.



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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 9:52pm On Sep 18, 2017

12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral.

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!


Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Freshsan2009: 9:52pm On Sep 18, 2017
shocked jst passing sha....

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 18, 2017
Nice
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Daeyou(m): 9:56pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
Chai....You bahd ooo!

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 9:57pm On Sep 18, 2017
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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 9:59pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.

Hahahahaha.. u re a comedian

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by fasa1touch(m): 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
wicked sombori
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2017
Daeyou:
Chai....You bahd ooo!

fasa1touch:
wicked sombori
You guys think it's funny abi? Someone will be sucking your chukuchuku and you'll think it's funny to force our heads on it. Abi you wan make we swallow it for you?
I go kuku start by chewing it na. grin


shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha.. u re a comedian
Don't mind them sis. grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



You guys think it's funny abi? Someone will be sucking your chukuchuku and you'll think it's funny to force our heads on it. Abi you wan make we swallow it for you?
I go kuku start by chewing it na. grin


Don't mind them sis. grin

Am with u on this grin.... na to just chop off the dick.

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



You guys think it's funny abi? Someone will be sucking your chukuchuku and you'll think it's funny to force our heads on it. Abi you wan make we swallow it for you?
I go kuku start by chewing it na. grin


Don't mind them sis. grin
isit not ya work? Suck and don't complain.. Deepthroat is bae

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Adeinfo: 10:12pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:


Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
so you do oral?

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:14pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Am with u on this grin.... na to just chop off the dick.


Hmm.. swt Laura u too like dick..
Sucky-sucky gurl cheesy

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:15pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Am with u on this grin.... na to just chop off the dick.

No time jare. No mercy. cool grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:17pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
isit not ya work? Suck and don't complain.. Deepthroat is bae
Who and who's work? undecided

Adeinfo:

so you do oral?

Yes I do.

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaptainG00D:


Hmm.. swt Laura u too like dick..
Sucky-sucky gurl cheesy

Lol.... of course I like dick wink am not a lesbian na grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:
Who and who's work? undecided
Yes I do.
You do Oral and u are asking who and who's work...

see as e talk yes i do like say na marriage. Your love for Pleek ehnn

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:26pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
You do Oral and u are asking who and who's work...


see as e talk yes i do like say na marriage. Your love for Pleek ehnn
Oga lemme alone. grin
Na pussy I suppose like? grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol.... of course I like dick wink am not a lesbian na grin

lol not just u dear.. every woman does nrcoz its sweet.
BTW I like ur honesty.. kiss
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:
Oga lemme alone. grin
Na pussy I suppose like? grin
grin grin Kwontinue Jaré. U need the Vitamin "grin"
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
grin grin Kwontinue Jaré. U need the Vitamin "grin"
Vitamin kor balanced diet nii. grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 10:34pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol.... of course I like dick wink am not a lesbian na grin
After choir rehearsals Today, this is what u came to Nairaland to confess .. Aunty Laura apostle will hear of This
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
After choir rehearsals Today, this is what u came to Nairaland to confess .. Aunty Laura apostle will hear of This


Don't mind me joor cheesy that rehearsals today was not sounding well into my ears. My mind was somewhere else. You know na wink

Even Apostle sef, u think say better dey follow him cheesy. He likes it too

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 10:41pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaptainG00D:


lol not just u dear.. every woman does nrcoz its sweet.
BTW I like ur honesty.. kiss

grin grin grin

Thanks

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by CaptainG00D: 10:43pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


grin grin grin

Thanks

wink.
Toto is yummy
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by FvckShiT(m): 10:47pm On Sep 18, 2017
12 & 3 is so fúçking necessary

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Lastking147(m): 11:05pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
isit not ya work? Suck and don't complain.. Deepthroat is bae
Lool deepthroat Chai u don watch porn gidi gaan o

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:


Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
So you do blowjobs too grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 11:18pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:



Don't mind me joor cheesy that rehearsals today was not sounding well into my ears. My mind was somewhere else. You know na wink

Even Apostle sef, u think say better dey follow him cheesy. He likes it too
chineke na biala. so u mean our apostle still loves to lick "Honey Pot" !! i refuse to Believe this. Ayemi temi ! Apostle must hear of this.

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