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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by lexy2014: 3:18am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

when d thing start, na only u go use ur hand commot d padlock and d pant

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by bigtt76(f): 3:23am On Sep 20, 2017

Nairaland and Sex things be like this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm00qPwWIAAWw09.jpg

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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Viking007(m): 3:30am On Sep 20, 2017

IamLEGEND1:
When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by lexy2014: 3:34am On Sep 20, 2017

segunojo866:
pus*y is not heaven. All this women package their self with different STD prepared for men.

b like say u no

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by lexy2014: 3:41am On Sep 20, 2017

missbeckykisses:
my chewst, I mean my breaswst hahaha my ex can't even last up to 5mins sef and he has cum, ended the relationship cos dude almost had me pregnant

so true.belle go slow f tinz down.I understand

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Whoeppme(m): 3:52am On Sep 20, 2017

When you thrust in for the first time and come out ejaculating with that weird smile on your face knowing you have messed up big time before she even got wet. And you have been making mouth on how u gonna make her squirt ....now your thing no gree stand again, she's lying there waiting not knowing weda to cry or hate herself for keeping her legs in north and one in south for such a weak man.

But your main problem now is how to keep her from telling the whole hood about your 4seconds romp.

Brother na die you Don dey die so ooooo grin

Ijebu Agbo will now be your new beer....something must be re energised grin

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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by NORTHERNER22(m): 3:53am On Sep 20, 2017

Then what's new their? no matter how decent you are, money can buy anything from you

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Donbosco46: 4:38am On Sep 20, 2017

Me:You will tell her that it wount pain her that you will do it small small.
Her: she will say are you sure?
Me: yes baby.
Her: okay but if it pain me I will remove it oh!
Me: yes my love
Her: okay put it.

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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Ssms(m): 4:55am On Sep 20, 2017

dacblogger:
Funny enough,you both used each other.

She had fun,you had fun... So don't come here n be feeling like you won American Visa lottery.

You both got played.

yea I love DAT....buh ladies do not wanna blv it DAT way....its like na only d guy dey enjoy ham whereas dey enjoy it more

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Nobody: 4:58am On Sep 20, 2017

So where is the love you guys where preaching? undecided

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Myself2(m): 5:18am On Sep 20, 2017

drunkcow:
when she finally accepted and u have off clothes but u 4get to buy c*ndom

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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Nobody: 5:35am On Sep 20, 2017

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Nobody: 5:37am On Sep 20, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
How far, you need the babe?

No Tonye, she looks like a horsefish, best suited for your maritime terrain.

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by gentleedu(m): 5:38am On Sep 20, 2017

lol

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by clint237: 5:47am On Sep 20, 2017

IamLEGEND1:
When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by riczy(m): 5:49am On Sep 20, 2017

JasonScolari:
This is the language I always hear and love each time she visits.

I always get down to business.

I thought wat they say is: i want to go!

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by osch10: 5:54am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

I pity u, make d key lost.

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by lonlytroy(m): 5:54am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha pñost=60480477:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

So what's your gain when you know your punna na bore hole

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Gracyswizy(f): 5:56am On Sep 20, 2017

The way guys follow girls on Twitter, insta,Facebook, even nairaland, as though the are witches from someone's village, just post a fine pic, fiaaaaam your followers go reach 100 in a day,ndi mmadu sef

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by CalcreteJB(m): 6:15am On Sep 20, 2017

Lol, master keys exists though

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Chanchit: 6:17am On Sep 20, 2017

dacblogger:
Funny enough,you both used each other.

She had fun,you had fun... So don't come here n be feeling like you won American Visa lottery.

You both got played.

Thank you o. This guys just be talking as if they just punished the lady.

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Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by kizyalex10(m): 6:27am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

keep it up dear,but remember if u re nt careful,someday,u won't even need plastic pant,or d lightest of pants,when. D reality sets in.dont wanna go far shaa

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Praktikals(m): 6:29am On Sep 20, 2017

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Why are you stingy with a hole you didnt dig?

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Nobody: 6:32am On Sep 20, 2017

IamLEGEND1:
When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.

Jahahaha
Good for him!.

Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by usiholo11(m): 6:35am On Sep 20, 2017

dacblogger:
Funny enough,you both used each other.

She had fun,you had fun... So don't come here n be feeling like you won American Visa lottery.

You both got played.

Tell that to the female folks who believe sex is a favour to guys

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