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Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:16am On Sep 29, 2017
Womanpleaser:

I reject ur wish in chisos name.
I be fine guy with sweet tongue and functioning prick, so cut the crap
a tongue that functions in your mind imagining it deep in a pvssy but it ain't ohhh and a DEEK that functions when pornhub wants it to ... wehdone sah
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:18am On Sep 29, 2017
tolanibae:

Really, that's how you hit on a lady, this place is weird asf
Cmon I wil make it right in D bedroom. 7 rounds + 2 hours of cunnilingus wil take U to Heaven.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:20am On Sep 29, 2017
L3G3ND:

a tongue that functions in your mind imagining it deep in a pvssy but it ain't ohhh and a DEEK that functions when pornhub wants it to ... wehdone sah
Admit it sister, U love porn.
Cucumber can do D job, lemme rent my prick to U.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by BluntBoy(m): 12:20am On Sep 29, 2017
When they said patients were discharged from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital, I knew that they would soon infiltrate Nairaland.

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Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:22am On Sep 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:

grin
Issa BAD BOI... grin
He knows how to please and kill me at the same time..
Do you enjoy cowgirl position?
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by tolanibae(f): 12:22am On Sep 29, 2017
Womanpleaser:

Cmon I wil make it right in D bedroom.
7 rounds + 2 hours of cunnilingus wil take U to Heaven.

The 7 rounds is just too much talk, you know deep inside that you can't last that long.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:23am On Sep 29, 2017
BluntBoy:
When they said patients were discharged from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital, I knew that they would soon infiltrate Nairaland.
Werey
Carry ya prick comot here jawe
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:25am On Sep 29, 2017
tolanibae:


The 7 rounds is just too much talk, you know deep inside that you can't last that long.
Let zz bet with N10,000.
If I do 7 rounds, you pay me dat figure.
If I dont, I wil give you same figure?
Do U accept D challenge?
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:26am On Sep 29, 2017
Womanpleaser:

Admit it sister, U love porn.
Cucumber can do D job, lemme rent my prick to U.
who doesn't love a good porn to get skills and PRACTICE them .. of course i do but dude i am not you man .. you just watch porn to blow-off off to an imaginary galfrnd
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:28am On Sep 29, 2017
my dick is enough
am capable
gimme your ass
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by tolanibae(f): 12:30am On Sep 29, 2017
Womanpleaser:

Let zz bet with N10,000.
If I do 7 rounds, you pay me dat figure.
If I dont, I wil give you same figure?
Do U accept D challenge?

What makes you think I'll accept that? Even though I know you can't win, except you want to get high on something. Besides, most guys don't follow the kiss and tell code.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 12:45am On Sep 29, 2017
wasted MB..shiit!!
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 1:07am On Sep 29, 2017
tolanibae:


What makes you think I'll accept that? Even though I know you can't win, except you want to get high on something. Besides, most guys don't follow the kiss and tell code.
Cmon try diz out
I juz need to prove U wrong.
I dont do drugs.
Fact
....it wil be worth your time dearie.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 1:08am On Sep 29, 2017
sekxy:
wasted MB..shiit!!
I can make it up to you with 7 rounds of hot sex.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Heloct(f): 5:44am On Sep 29, 2017
Homeboiy:



Whey your breast?

No vex OK na question I ask

I no vex.

To your question, you can keep searching for it.. undecided
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by marklele(m): 9:04am On Sep 29, 2017
Womanpleaser:

Jesus sef must Bleep toto if he dares cums bak into D world again.
Toto sweet die.
Babe, I wan gbog U o.
I promise U 7 rounds of hot sex.

when it start happening now, you will be asking yourself where this curse is coming from.
You will never learn to tame your tongue.. keep making a joke with the name of God. . when your dick will fail to rise again and your tongue fails to utter any sound, you will caution yourself
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 9:33am On Sep 29, 2017
marklele:


when it start happening now, you will be asking yourself where this curse is coming from.
You will never learn to tame your tongue.. keep making a joke with the name of God. . when your dick will fail to rise again and your tongue fails to utter any sound, you will caution yourself
Chai, U be mumu
Ode oshi
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:

grin
Issa BAD BOI... grin
He knows how to please and kill me at the same time..
Gosh U so naughty. How did you come across Nairaland? Coz U are not a Nigerian.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 29, 2017
Op you are not the only one with such intentions. Some guys on nairaland have even started before you, years back and they are still fucvking the gullible ladies here.

Using I want to marry as a flag. Their saying: babe, I really want to settle down and already too old dating different girls upandan. I need a serious lady. If I see how serious you are, I will be happy and realise have found a wife. grin

Nld ladies don't mind them o... All na lie. Pure sweet lies cheesy

Put them on a test, they will fail woefully and u will unravel the wolf in that seemingly calm calculated looks.

So op, u are still a learner cheesy

No offense.
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 10:34am On Sep 29, 2017
5 down and still counting. Do you have any side chick here for me?
Re: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Nobody: 10:34am On Sep 29, 2017
5 down and still counting. Do you have any side chick here for me?

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