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Logician:
damn girrrl

L3G3ND:
damnn dudeee
I Will need to measure dick size before dating any guy ... It's meant to be a pleasure not a punishment

Logician:
I don't mind, how do we go bout that

L3G3ND:
very simple just follow these easy steps

* remove ya boxers

* get a good measuring tape

* place the start end of the tape on ya shaft and drag it downwards to the tip of ya dick

* when you have taken the reading, get in the the bathroom

* after a warm bath get back into ya room

* wait for me

* possibly I won't show up just get under the duvet

* take a good long nap

congrats bro you just measured ya dick

Logician:
The steps you mentioned are inconsequential, i meant i want you to take charge, dont be shy now. we all after the pleasure girrl

CROWNWEALTH019:
i love p u ssy

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Where is that badder girl ...blackhawk01

[color=#F5A215]♤ Come & share testimonies joor [/color]

L3G3ND:
I just had my pleasure typing the steps to you ... bye

cristianisraeli:
7. Guys With Bigger joysticks May Have Difficulty Maintaining An Erection

If your big-bonered partner has trouble keeping it up, it’s not because he doesn’t think you’re sexy. Big joysticks need to fill with more blood than smaller joysticks, which means that guys who are exceptionally long may have a hard time keeping their hard-ons as rock hard as guys with smaller joysticks.

mayaj:
I don't enjoy his joystick because it curses bruises to my
Pussy. Should I break up?

cristianisraeli:
lol..you guys needs to talk about it and pre intimacy and enough lubcricant would do the trick and always be on top so you can control how deep you want him to go

mayaj:
Doesn't make sense
I prefer natural than using lubricant.
Running for my life[color=#990000][/color]

Logician:
you still don't get it, we are in this together

L3G3ND:
ahhhh really really o.... I won't die biko

luminouz:
Oya come here...lemme console u!!!!
Me na just 1.5inch n 3sec man.....


How are u BTW

L3G3ND:
lol I''m fine .. good evening
and how are you??

luminouz:
I'm all tons of good babe...all tons of good!!!

U still coming over for d cookout 2nite Be expecting u!!!!
(Watch as dem vultures will fixate on DAT up there n get riled up)
Am feeling naughty this evening

L3G3ND:
ahyam in ma fada's house o before dem Flamee bashers will turn up in their numbers

@ bold .. keep expecting

luminouz:
Lmaooooo
Just want a few of ur NL boyfriends to experience micromuscular seizures of the cardiovascular system.....

L3G3ND:
oga bring it down Engineering ain't related to what to just typed o .. common heart attack you are using big grammar

laribari:
Sinaj Come oooo!

sinaj:
stop calling me into ungodly threads

sinaj:
stop calling me into ungodly threads

unapapadeycraze:
you go dey do like say you be virgin. everybody know say you nor be virgin, you don fvck before. how was the experience?



that ashewo beer parlour wey you take do house. i know say them don fvck you for there.

L3G3ND:
one experience I never ever want to have again

luminouz:
Lmaooooo
Well.....lemme flaunt some grammar naaaaa!!!!
U know am talking about d encapsulated membranofilia organocarma of the endocrine glands shey?

L3G3ND:
very simple just follow these easy steps

* remove ya boxers

* get a good measuring tape

* place the start end of the tape on ya shaft and drag it downwards to the tip of ya dick

* when you have taken the reading, get in the the bathroom

* after a warm bath get back into ya room

* wait for me

* possibly I won't show up just get under the duvet

* take a good long nap

congrats bro you just measured ya dick

gentlegenius:
Funny you... But I think you are right about this measurement thing.
I feel like borrowing this your idea...
I mean before I date someone again, I'll have to measure the depth and width of her honey pot. If it is wide, I'll pass over. Because like you rightly said, it is meant to be Pleasure and not punishment.

L3G3ND:
congratulations