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| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 8:24pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:hmm the ones of non African descent that i have seen our guys bringing from Europe are even worse. Like the old white women that marry naija guys.they are usually fatter and much older.i used to think there are fat chicks here but the other day in the supermarket i saw a very fat old oyibo mami with her very young naija husband or boyfriend. She was just munching her mouth while her holding her naija partner.the guy was just opening his 32 (teeth) and smiling at everybody.the lady's fatness got me dat i had to say Jesus is lord...inside my mind oo .mehn i never see a lady wey fat as that before. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 8:25pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Just looked him up. What an uppity prat, complete with the signature awkward demeanour of a true brit...lol I don suffer! |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 8:27pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Moaby:but wait.i.i was thinking u say na gran mammies u like ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 8:28pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Apt metaphor! I feel like monkey in the desert! |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 8:46pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:I know, he has that perpetual look of someone with a nasty smell beneath their nose. That geezer is worth 100 million apparently. He most certainly doesn't live in our world. Don't think any of the tories do, bunch of privileged twats. @" I don suffer," no vex. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
lefulefu:Their obesity is different from ours, must be the diet. We eat a lot of carbs and protein, for them it's pure sugar, fizzy drinks, processed meats, cheese(I do like cheese though) etc. If you want an inkling into the way they indulge especially Americans, look for clips of this program in america-"man VS food" THAT is food porn right there. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:lol that explains it ..i will check for d clips. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 8:56pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
lefulefu:Just make sure you have just had a meal before you do so if not, OYO for you. Not something to be watched on an empty stomach. ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Sometimes I wonder how that guy is still alive. And I know about him because: My GF!! She's always hungry, that lovely yeye girl. Thing is, whenever I visit her at home, TV is always on food network. Whenever she tells me she's hungry but doesn't want to eat I usually just ask: "Is there something we can do differently?" While pointing to the TV. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:He's lost a bit of weight recently though, had to. That waist line kept expanding. ![]() Funny that, it's my partner who is always on food network, loves Master chef, likes Ramsay but I think he has a man crush on Jamie Oliver ![]() Does she enjoy cooking or just loves to watch them shows? Either ways, she sounds like me.. Loves her food. I like her already. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 9:36pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Oh gosh... You remember their names. The only ones I remember for sure are Guy Fiori because he's remarkably fake, and that South African lady..Seba coz she's cute. Does she enjoy cooking or just loves to watch them shows? Either ways, she sounds like me.. Loves her food. I like her already.She rarely cooks oh! Spends all that time watching FN, then ends up eating sushi and Chinese fried rice from a restaurant nearby. She finds the channel therapeutic for some reason. She's a theoretical physicist, and she claims watching people cook calms the noise in her mind. I just think she's making up excuses because she likes being perpetually hungry. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:42pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:Then she needs to holla at me whenever is about, she needs to try that Cantonese place, whoever owns that place is literally printing money, there is always a queue. I can't even imagine what pillow talk between you two will be like ![]() I get why she might find FN calming, I do the same but with discovery investigation and history channel(I love ancient aliens ) at bedtime. Knocks me out every time, it's like being read a bed time story. ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 7:36am On Oct 10, 2017 |
shaybebaby:She's a new age spiritualist, haha! Initially, we used to discuss consciousness and quantum physics a lot. And she seems to believe Quantum physics alludes to the supremacy of mind over matter. Her argument is inspired by the uncertainty principle and the demonstrated collapse of particulate wave functions after "observation". The thing is that in quantum physics, "observation" is just a loaded word for "interaction", and any two things interacting with each other will inexorably collapse each other's wave functions without the need for a conscious observer. But she believes, without any sort of evidence, that the "observation" being alluded to here is strictly of a conscious sort. She's very clever, perhaps, even more so than I am, but when I start to hit her with the difficult questions on the scientific credibility of her claims, she bulks and mentions it comes from an "inner knowing" (whatever that means), then starts rambling on about how I need to open my mind and soul to higher energy vibrations, and other hocus-pocus abracadabra things from new age spiritualism. Nowadays though, we just stick to small-talk like Guy Fieri and his band of gluttons...haha! I get why she might find FN calming, I do the same but with discovery investigation and history channel(I love ancient aliensWhat with tall whites and reptilians and whatnots! Every now and then, I too dabble into the realm of the tinfoil hatters. Not that I take them seriously, but their imaginativeness can be staggeringly amusing, and, I admit, occasionally insightful! |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 7:50am On Oct 10, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:Be right back with my response, currently waging my daily "No school today" battle. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:35am On Oct 10, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:1) what is the uncertainty principle? 2)explain what the collapse of particulate wave function is. Then I might begin to even have a clue. ![]() @ ancient aliens, it is interesting even though I take it with a pinch of salt. Looking at artefacts, similarities in ancient beliefs of different cultures without a common history, also discoveries that mimic modern technology in a crude way, all very fascinating. But it's all conjecture so why not? I keep an open mind, they may yet find irrefutable evidence. Besides there is that guy(can't remember his name) on the show with gravity defying hair and serious overdose of fake tan. He mesmerises me with his appearance. ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 3:59pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
Sorry, been super preoccupied today. shaybebaby:2)explain what the collapse of particulate wave function is. Then I might begin to even have a clue. [/quote]Phww! These are super complicated subjects to cover. My explanations would probably be very long, and nowhere nearly as fun as watching Youtube videos from more capable educators with brilliant illustrations. So I would share the videos instead: Enjoy!1) Uncertainty Principle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rciVgQm-F_U&t=5s 2) Wave function collapse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ddt6J1Bio @ ancient aliens, it is interesting even though I take it with a pinch of salt. Looking at artefacts, similarities in ancient beliefs of different cultures without a common history, also discoveries that mimic modern technology in a crude way, all very fascinating.https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00677/hair404a_677734n.jpg Fake tan: ✔ Anti-gravity hair: ✔ Looks ancient: ✔ Runs the greatest show in the world: ✔ Anachronistic views: ✔ Behaves like and alien: ✔ I think you might be on to something here! |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by ghettochild(m): 6:50pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
Moaby:The older women are better n more appealing It's a free world I prefer them now I married one |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 4:56pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
ghettochild:Really, are you in the north here? |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Martin0(m): 11:42am On Oct 13, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Yeah,that confused me.. Eh seriously oya be prepared to show me the pics.. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:19pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:Apologies for my tardiness, I haven't had the headspace to digest the information you provided on both platforms. Just thought to say this lest you think I'm being rude. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
shaybebaby:My lady,What's up ? Still battling with Quantum Physics ?...... ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:32pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
supersystemsnig:The struggle is real, that little man doesn't messes with my brain so I can't even concentrate. Hope your day has been great. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Hmmm @ Little man..The precious price for greatness been invested...Can't wait to carry my own precious too. I envy your struggles...I wish i had a set that would trouble me at the moment...But @ not been able to concentrate, i feel he's exhausted the fun he derives from his current toys...I suggest replacing them with new toys, some that requires attention and focus, that way , you can buy some precious time for yourself...don't you think? Its a cry for a fresh experience and not entirely your attention.... My day's wonderful thanks. It's 2018 here on my end... Try to find a way to engage the knight... |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 9:56pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
supersystemsnig:Here's to new beginnings. ![]() New toys? I'd have to get rid of the old ones first, no room at the moment, we a chuck a block with those things. He also leaves them around strategically, you have no idea of the pain stepping on one unwittingly. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Lol @ He also leaves them around strategically, you have no idea of the pain stepping on one unwittingly... Such a Genius...The genius in him is crowning... ![]() Replace the toys in batches...I saw a vibrating baby seat yesterday, something flat a baby can seat on, vibrate and laugh .... |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by AgentOfAllah: 10:20am On Oct 14, 2017 |
shaybebaby:But of course not! In my present situation, I should understand the dynamic demands of existence as much as anyone else, so I know there's never an obligation to respond to casual chats on online fora, nor a deadline within which to do so, should one be so inclined. I wouldn't consider you tardy, but it is always a privilege in fact, for me to be accorded any sort of attention. ![]() Still, it is very thoughtful of you to let me know. Thanks! |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 11:02am On Oct 14, 2017 |
AgentOfAllah:Grazie. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Una still dey here dey blow grammar, hmmmm |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 4:09pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Moaby: ![]() |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Martin0(m): 4:19pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Shay shay,diz una topic nor dey end? |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by shaybebaby(f): 4:32pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Martin0:It haf end o. |
| Re: The Dilemma Of A Northern Guy Into Older Ladies. by Martin0(m): 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
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.mehn i never see a lady wey fat as that before.


) at bedtime. Knocks me out every time, it's like being read a bed time story. 