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chatinent:
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Who ever loves getting dumped? You? Me? No one!
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However, there are particular signs to show you are getting dumped any sooner, they are:
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1. I have an office; boo's room. Seriously, most guys detest girls who are dependent on guy(s). They prefer those who work, knowing too well that any amount of money from their boyfriends, is bonus. (Are you a pest? )
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2. Over social. Which guy loves to see another guy hold his girlfriend on the waist and somebody starts calling it 'being social?' Which guy loves to see his girl with many guys all in the name of socializing? Most girls tend to overlook minor criteria that most guys take into account. You may complain and her next response is 'you are jealous.' She forgets even somebody in heaven said he is a jealous God should you share his belonging.
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3. Feminine modesty. Guys really love their girls behaving in feminine modesty, no matter what. Every guy wants his girl to flirt with he alone. How can you not know how to sit properly, talk properly, act properly and want him to introduce you yo his friends? Don't you think he would seek that better person to you?
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4. Laziness. That saying 'monkey dey work, baboon dey swallow.'
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5. Bad record. If you have bad records of sleeping with guys, , forget it, he will only come to take part of the national cake ojare.
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6. Bae'sperate. Desperate girls are prone to be overlooked. Most guys need that girl they would be desperate for and not one who would make the reverse come to stay.
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7. Casual etiquette. Many things fall into this area. Your thinking faculty. Your view of the relationship. Are you his puppet? A 'yes-sir' to his every word? What are you!
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8. Unmarried but lives with him abi? If suddenly, you become pregnant out of wedlock, you know, this is where your fate gets pregnant of two offspring: dumped or taken.
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9. Pussy cart. After shopping in your pussy shop, when his cart is full, vooom, dude is going to another shop.
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10. Lie lie.
* 'I school at UNILAG' but you don't know your VC. (God is watching you)
* 'My name is Pamela E. Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' (You see why people die anyhow?)
* ' I lived all my life in England.' Where precisely? ' New York.' (Must I cry? )
* ' I'm a virgin. ' But you've aborted a child. (my sister, you are a roasted liar).
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So, you don't have to act good; be better, dear slayer, your beauty should come with brains - Richie.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=24&t=460&st=0#entry914

chatinent:
Copyright. Chatinent rights reserved. No part of this post should be reproduced or constitute plagiarism, without original author's consent or acknowledgments to original source.
.

Who ever loves getting dumped? You? Me? No one!
.
However, there are particular signs to show you are getting dumped any sooner, they are:
.
1. I have an office; boo's room. Seriously, most guys detest girls who are dependent on guy(s). They prefer those who work, knowing too well that any amount of money from their boyfriends, is bonus. (Are you a pest? )
.
2. Over social. Which guy loves to see another guy hold his girlfriend on the waist and somebody starts calling it 'being social?' Which guy loves to see his girl with many guys all in the name of socializing? Most girls tend to overlook minor criteria that most guys take into account. You may complain and her next response is 'you are jealous.' She forgets even somebody in heaven said he is a jealous God should you share his belonging.
.
3. Feminine modesty. Guys really love their girls behaving in feminine modesty, no matter what. Every guy wants his girl to flirt with he alone. How can you not know how to sit properly, talk properly, act properly and want him to introduce you yo his friends? Don't you think he would seek that better person to you?
.
4. Laziness. That saying 'monkey dey work, baboon dey swallow.'
.
5. Bad record. If you have bad records of sleeping with guys, , forget it, he will only come to take part of the national cake ojare.
.
6. Bae'sperate. Desperate girls are prone to be overlooked. Most guys need that girl they would be desperate for and not one who would make the reverse come to stay.
.
7. Casual etiquette. Many things fall into this area. Your thinking faculty. Your view of the relationship. Are you his puppet? A 'yes-sir' to his every word? What are you!
.
8. Unmarried but lives with him abi? If suddenly, you become pregnant out of wedlock, you know, this is where your fate gets pregnant of two offspring: dumped or taken.
.
9. Pussy cart. After shopping in your pussy shop, when his cart is full, vooom, dude is going to another shop.
.
10. Lie lie.
* 'I school at UNILAG' but you don't know your VC. (God is watching you)
* 'My name is Pamela E. Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' (You see why people die anyhow?)
* ' I lived all my life in England.' Where precisely? ' New York.' (Must I cry? )
* ' I'm a virgin. ' But you've aborted a child. (my sister, you are a roasted liar).
.
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So, you don't have to act good; be better, dear slayer, your beauty should come with brains - Richie.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=24&t=460&st=0#entry914

alexistaiwo:
And The thing goes.....
pat pat kut kut kut skidiki pat pat and a put put truuum boom skia tut tut kut kut poom poom poom poom.



If you like donate your left kidney and blood during the course of the relationship.
A guy that will dump you will dump you whether you like it or not and believe me when I say that from the moment you agreed to date us. We guys already know where the relationship is headed.


You don't like what I just said, well truth is always bitter.
Go and argue with your ancestors.
I am not feeling well this afternoon

alexistaiwo:
And The thing goes.....
pat pat kut kut kut skidiki pat pat and a put put truuum boom skia tut tut kut kut poom poom poom poom.



If you like donate your left kidney and blood during the course of the relationship.
A guy that will dump you will dump you whether you like it or not and believe me when I say that from the moment you agreed to date us. We guys already know where the relationship is headed.


You don't like what I just said, well truth is always bitter.
Go and argue with your ancestors.
I am not feeling well this afternoon

mhizesther:
U'll see girls like this on social media

adajoe555:
Number 8


Must girls does that which is not right, packing down and leaving with your date, its really absurd

Dextology:
She's a partner not a slave or an employee. Even sir de tire at times


Beside, today is birthday. Waiting for my cake from you

oluwwasheun:
The last rule: A girl(e.g YOU) should be able to compose a correct sentence.

Differential:
No female should waste time crying over a man. The best revenge is success; once he sees how well you're doing, he'll try to slide himself back into your life but don't you dare allow him. They always want to come come back once they realize what they've lost, mcheeeew. There's another man ou
t there who will treat you soooo much better.

BreezyCB:
Rule number 1-Never let a clown niqqa, try to play you
If he play you, then
Rule number 2 - F**k his best friends, then make sure em yes men
And get a d!ck pic, and then you press Send
And send a red heart, and send a kissy face
And tell him that his friends, love how your puccyy taste

princessayesha:
It is simple. Boys hate girls that love them. If you show him too much love no matter how good you are he will leave you . They prefer chasing girls that do not love them.

BreezyCB:
Rule number 1-Never let a clown niqqa, try to play you
If he play you, then
Rule number 2 - F**k his best friends, then make sure em yes men
And get a d!ck pic, and then you press Send
And send a red heart, and send a kissy face
And tell him that his friends, love how your puccyy taste