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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by buchilino(m): 6:52am On Oct 15, 2017
Datboinazz:









RUBBISH.

R U SAYING IT'S GOOD?.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by AAinEqGuinea: 6:55am On Oct 15, 2017
Poor OP, your hard earned p*ssy couldnt beat out your xvideo stash?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Wizzyflexx: 6:56am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
you are a impotent man....stop lying on masturbation...
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Malawian(m): 6:57am On Oct 15, 2017
make I epp you.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by lanre316: 6:59am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

NONSENSE and MISINFORMATION!

Something else affected your díck and it's not masturbation.

I have been masturbating since age of 17. I'm married now and I still masturbate sometimes and my díck don't disappoint when official duty calls. Find a proper diagnosis for your problem and stop false accusations against masturbation

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by AAinEqGuinea: 7:01am On Oct 15, 2017
lanre316:


NONSENSE and MISINFORMATION!

Something else affected your díck and it's not masturbation.

I have been masturbating since age of 17. I'm married now and I still masturbate sometimes and my díck don't disappoint when official duty calls. Find a proper diagnosis for your problem and stop false accusations against masturbation
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Stud12: 7:04am On Oct 15, 2017
pressplay411:


That happens so don't worry you're not alone. Sex is both physical and mental. You have to be into it. It helps if you know your favorite.com position.
Also you might want to stop any sexual activity viz masturbation prior to the D day.
I haven't masturbated for a week now, and I tried having sex with my gf again last night, still now orgasm. This is really frustrating
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Egein(m): 7:04am On Oct 15, 2017
Tamass:
Gosh! I wonder how people masturbate sef...

You're gay, bro

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Dharneehell(m): 7:04am On Oct 15, 2017
chymes0359:
ßecause it's safe, and less cost... No Hiv risk and waste of money on condom. grin
Lol.. Blessed be thy dick bro.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by sweetval: 7:05am On Oct 15, 2017
lanre316:


NONSENSE and MISINFORMATION!

Something else affected your díck and it's not masturbation.

I have been masturbating since age of 17. I'm married now and I still masturbate sometimes and my díck don't disappoint when official duty calls. Find a proper diagnosis for your problem and stop false accusations against masturbation
Guy this thing wey you talk now na pure lie..

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by frankdGreat125: 7:13am On Oct 15, 2017
Bros, good u know that masturbation is bad, if care is not taking and ur pencil (penis) is no more writing that means it will lead u to same sex engagement, since u r not penetrating a woman, then men will start penetrating you,
By then you will know the damages u have cursed to urself.
Ask God for forgiveness and turn from ur evil ways , ur jon thomas will rise again, the bible said, dry born shall rise again Ezikel: 34 vs 17
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by uvalued(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2017
It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing : the words that I speak unto you, are spirit, and are life.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by tishbite41(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2017
ObaKlaz:
Oga op, dis your reasons wen u list so, dem dey medically valid?
lol... soapist
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Activeman391(m): 7:19am On Oct 15, 2017
My brother weep no more,the cure to that spineless dick is here.just check my signature and solve your problem shikena

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by meneski(m): 7:25am On Oct 15, 2017
Datboinazz:









RUBBISH.
Mumu

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by meneski(m): 7:25am On Oct 15, 2017
Datboinazz:









RUBBISH.
Mumu
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by YelloweWest: 7:27am On Oct 15, 2017
God pls help us let go of the things that don't give You Glory.

Masturbation is a real killer.

Lord have mercy upon us.

Jesus help us

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by YelloweWest: 7:28am On Oct 15, 2017
uvalued:
It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing : the words that I speak unto you, are spirit, and are life.
Amen Bro.

Pls pray for me...
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Patotelli(m): 7:29am On Oct 15, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked



Truth be told, masturbation enslaves a man both spiritually and emotionally, not forgetting its numerous medical side effects regardless of the feel good experience you seem to get upon indulgence.


Howeva, I do not want 2 bliv dat ur JT being in a state of coma had anytin 2do wit ur masturbatn habit.

You should have switched to your xvideo to see if it won't salute after the said girl left.

There are jux 2 things I can attribute to ur woe:
1. It is possible u ended up no being sexually attracted to her.
2. It is possible she has a bad spirit like an ogbanje and the spirit of ur grandpa was around 2 protect u by knocking ur preek 2to a coma so that you don't lose your destiny. grin



Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o

* Truth be told d no 2 is likely d reason, jux 10k God 4 ursef, its not due 2 masturbatn. But act isn't good. I xperienced it once & wen i told my baba awo he confirmed d bae na ogbanje dat i shld 10k my star
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by ephbe(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2017
The symptoms you listed are not medically proven to be the symptoms of frequent masturbation

Masturbations may only lead to weakness in muscles of d penis due to ardent and constant jerking off, this alongside some other symptoms are the disadvantages.
The pleasures that comes after indulging in the act is almost the same as normal sex

You may be find it funny to hear that it even helps some certain individuals, why do you think their are intimacy gadgets...
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by raymondFirstborn(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Proudly cucumber crew


spotted*
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Kendrick80(m): 7:35am On Oct 15, 2017
Next time tell her 2 blow u....slowly,d nigga wud wake up wink
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by mrmachine: 7:36am On Oct 15, 2017
ObaKlaz:
Oga op, dis your reasons wen u list so, dem dey medically valid?

Very valid and confirmed

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by IamKollinx(m): 7:36am On Oct 15, 2017
Op, you're only a weakling. You probably masturbated before the girl in question came and that's why your d*ck couldn't rise for duty call.

If you had rested enough both mentally and physically with good food to replace the lost sperm then it would be a different story, so don't blame it on masturbation, you didn't play your cards well.

Masturbation makes you even professional and gives you more banging time with her.

Well, next time don't jerk off the whole day when you expect any cunt to f*ck. wink

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by mrmachine: 7:37am On Oct 15, 2017
Heed the warning now.

ephbe:
The symptoms you listed are not medically proven to be the symptoms of frequent masturbation

Masturbations may only lead to weakness in muscles of d penis due to ardent and constant jerking off, this alongside some other symptoms are the disadvantages.
The pleasures that comes after indulging in the act is almost the same as normal sex

You may be find it funny to hear that it even helps some certain individuals, why do you think their are intimacy gadgets...

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by correctguy101(m): 7:40am On Oct 15, 2017
Hahaha, my ribs... grin
You need daht warri pastor
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 7:40am On Oct 15, 2017
Mr man you must be sick don't cover your failure with another things you just come up with trash
No you I don't advice you to masturbate
But I must say it healthy when you masturbate in a rightful way .
You even go to extend of mention headache on ur list if u don't no masturbation relief pains and stress
Don't post what you don't no u fool go find what is your problem is better for
This the problem am having with so called pastors and some information marketers must you lies before you convinced your customers must u hyped
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by mrmachine: 7:40am On Oct 15, 2017
I pity you. Constant masturbation gives you a feeling that would want your brain to tell there is no other form of sexual enjoyment like it. So when the real match comes, your body is reluctant. Heed the warning now

IamKollinx:
Op, you're only a weakling. You probably masturbated before the girl in question came and that's why your d*ck couldn't rise for duty call.

If you had rested enough both mentally and physically with good food to replace the lost sperm then it would be a different story, so don't blame it on masturbation, you didn't play your cards well.

Masturbation makes you even professional and gives you more banging time with her.

Well, next time don't jerk off the whole day when you expect any cunt to f*ck. wink

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Lagban(m): 7:48am On Oct 15, 2017
guiddoti:
Bro, masturbation can / will cause those symptoms listed.
Are you saying, if I quit, the above symptoms will no longer manifest.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Cuteimma1(m): 7:49am On Oct 15, 2017
Masturbation is shit right!!! but it doesn't cause all those shit you listed. For your d not to stand is a different Case
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by IamKollinx(m): 7:50am On Oct 15, 2017
mrmachine:
I pity you. Constant masturbation gives you a feeling that would want your brain to tell there is no other form of sexual enjoyment like it. So when the real match comes, your body is reluctant. Heed the warning now


Warn your children instead, idiot!

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