julietkcee:
so u ask immature gals out

I ask girls within my age rate out. When I meant very mature, like 33 upwards. Those are far older than I am.

julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb

He is dumb cos he asked to be your friend? Smh

Perhaps you expected him to read you a love poem before you'll consider him not dumb.

Tajbol4splend:


Spoil chaid

lol

I have never wooed a lady b4 In my life..........



May be because I hate embarrassment.........



Some girls have no chill..............




They Can abuse for Africa.......

julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb

Nawa o...wat did he say that is wrong nw..

MaritzaNL:
Him: Please excuse me for one min(that's conversation was more than one min)

Me:OK.

Him:I saw you buying something and I say let me stop you.

Me:OK

him:What is the name?

Me-(said my name)

Him-Do you know that you have sexy eyes, there is how you are looking at me now, its sexy(Hahahahahahaha)

Me:You don't mean it.

Him:I'm serious.

Me:Ngwanu thanks.

Him:You are simple and pretty, your mummy must be beautiful, looking so fragile but strong at heart, and I like this your shape(Nigga made it obvious he is a jerk)

Me:Hahahahahahaha.

Him:Do you know that you have cheeks that go up when you laugh that kind laugh with your little nose(did this guy study anatomy, which kind analyzing be this one)

Me: OK o.

Him:I thought angel are in the sky but now I am seeing one.

Me:I'm not an angel biko.

Him:I will like to be your close friend.

Me:How close?

Him:boyfriend and girlfriend

Me:I dunno o.

Him: Please I need your digits.

Me:I don't have phone.




I can even do better than this guy.

...and you remember exactly every word and every line.. hmm.. this your story.

2dice01:
there is God oo

K C abi Limpopo you won't act diss way if he was that your crush

haha

manitobor:




He is dumb cos he asked to be your friend? Smh

Perhaps you expected him to read you a love poem before you'll consider him not dumb.

maybe...

Slayer2:
Lol.

My own goes like this

Any girl I approach I say "excuse me dear" before I say the next word self her reply would be "good evening, morning or afternoon" anytime would reply back with same and then say "my name is K, I would like you to be my friend if you don't mind," she reply with "Okay no problem, I am Sandra or whatever"

Then I ask for her numb.

She gives me.

Very simple, never been turned down by any girl before except she is very mature and maybe married then she will say "sorry I am married or I have a fiance but we can be friends if you want"

oga your lie is smelling even tho they gave you number with those few lines d number must be fake

QueenSekxy:
here to read comments

learn so that u wee woo me

gorzy:


...and you remember exactly every word and every line.. hmm.. this your story.

I remember things easily. My gift.

mhisterdreezy:
oga your lie is smelling even tho they gave you number with those few lines d number must be fake

I don't have any reason to lie. Although I am good looking, so maybe that's why the lines didn't really matter

Slayer2:


I don't have any reason to lie. Although I am good looking, so maybe that's why the lines didn't really matter

no matter how good looking you are most girls will reject anyone with such few lines

mhisterdreezy:
no matter how good looking you are most girls will reject anyone with such few lines

Oya come meet me make we enter place like shop rite make I talk to girls a lets see the outcome? Place a bet each 50k. I talk to 5 girls, only 4 will turn down.



Then you use your fancy punchlines

AND lets see if you can beat me, you win I give you 50k cash there. You lose, you give me 50k.

Slayer2:



Oya come meet me make we enter place like shop rite make I talk to girls a lets see the outcome? Place a bet each 50k. I talk to 5 girls, only 4 will turn down.



Then you use your fancy punchlines

AND lets see if you can beat me, you win I give you 50k cash there. You lose, you give me 50k.

oga girls dey give me number on first talk but no be with thesae few words howyou my name and her name then number

mhisterdreezy:
learn so that u wee woo me

lol..no problem

mhisterdreezy:
oga girls dey give me number on first talk but no be with thesae few words howyou my name and her name then number

I don give you option, so no point for this uncessarry argument, if you have to talk ABCdEFG before girl give you number then Oga nor be for me. Period.

If girl see me, she they happy self say guy like me come gist her, I nor be easy or the average Nigerian guy. I get my own aura, end of topic. nor be girl matter I go come they talk here. Talk money.

QueenSekxy:
lol..no problem

lol Waiting

Slayer2:


I don give you option, so no point for this uncessarry argument, if you have to talk ABCdEFG before girl give you number then Oga nor be for me. Period.

If girl see me, she they happy self say guy like me come gist her, I nor be easy or the average Nigerian guy. I get my own aura, end of topic. nor be girl matter I go come they talk here. Talk money.

oya nack me gist how u dey make your money

mhisterdreezy:
oya nack me gist how u dey make your money

na akpako I go knack u

Slayer2:



na akpako I go knack u

lol oga share your secret abeg man need money

mhisterdreezy:
lol oga share your secret abeg man need money

Na story you they find, you when be big name, I loyal for you broda, make them put me through na

mhisterdreezy:
lol Waiting

Slayer2:



Na story you they find, you when be big name, I loyal for you broda, make them put me through na

Slayer2:



Na story you they find, you when be big name, I loyal for you broda, make them put me through na

me wey broke die oga i need your ideas abeg which busiiness u dey do hpe no be yahoo business o

mhisterdreezy:
me wey broke die oga i need your ideas abeg which busiiness u dey do hpe no be yahoo business o

I need to kidnap you p

mhisterdreezy:
me wey broke die oga i need your ideas abeg which busiiness u dey do hpe no be yahoo business o

Lolz u be kolo

i now understand why some girls have little patience with strangers, these guys are a disgrace

Pynkylypz:
I need to kidnap you p

lol no be only kidnap rape me join if u geh pssy

mhisterdreezy:
lol no be only kidnap rape me join if u geh pssy

Lol, you no well at all.. Shey you know what you did right?

Pynkylypz:
Lol, you no well at all.. Shey you know what you did right?

hanty i dont know or was it the last night hook up. But u enjoyed it too

mhisterdreezy:
hanty i dont know or was it the last night hook up. But u enjoyed it too

You and who?

And who are the wooers??

Anyway, a lot of times guys are turned down cuz of their wrong timing, looks, command of English, poor self comportment, physical appearance, desperation and probably if the lady in question is purely rude or taken.

I for one, if I notice you're staring at my cleavages, I'll just know you're a pervert and treat you as such even before you start saying your name. It pisses so many ladies off. I know it's a given to look but don't make it obvious, pretend not to be moved..

When you're in the midst of so many other guys (your friends probably), don't start calling out a lady you don't know and expect her to stand with you in the midst of so many other guys... Most of us do not like the idea of being the odd person in the midst of so many guys..the perverts among them would start checking us out..it doesn't go down well with us the shy ones.

Gentle Men walk up to women to exchange pleasantries,especially one that you're trying to engage in an important conversation.. that's what courtesy demands. Don't expect to be sitting at a bar/eatery and start making gesture asking me to come, me I won't come..if you stand up, walk up to me and politely ask for a conversation, I'd consider your humility and there's no way I'd not listen to you

For car owners, don't expect a responsible lady to stand by your car window to talk to you.. That's rude, it makes some of us feel less important. Some dudes would even expect that while they are driving slowly, a lady on the streets should reduce her walking pace and engage in a convo with them..an in and out kinda conversation. If the lady is scared of sitting in your car(not her fault), signal her to wait, park well and step out of the car.. She'll most definitely Listen to you.


Ps: Ladies, If a responsible dude humbles himself to talk to you(it takes a lot of courage and a lot of them don't do this all the time), the least you could do is to listen to him, Even if you don't like what he says, it ends there and at least he wouldn't hold anything against you, no one has anything to loose...carelessly walking out on people doesn't have anything to do with you being cheap or hard to get,it only hurts their pride. Lest you walk out on people meant for you or people that'll assist you in future.. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.