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Pynkylypz:
You and who?

mhisterdreezy:
that girl abi woman called pynkylypz

Pynkylypz:
Seems you're dreaming! Oya wake up

EzeEbira:
long time

Pynkylypz:
I just dey look you! Su wa me ozoza fa

MaritzaNL:
Him: Please excuse me for one min(that's conversation was more than one min)

Me:OK.

Him:I saw you buying something and I say let me stop you.

Me:OK

him:What is the name?

Me-(said my name)

Him-Do you know that you have sexy eyes, there is how you are looking at me now, its sexy(Hahahahahahaha)

Me:You don't mean it.

Him:I'm serious.

Me:Ngwanu thanks.

Him:You are simple and pretty, your mummy must be beautiful, looking so fragile but strong at heart, and I like this your shape(Nigga made it obvious he is a jerk)

Me:Hahahahahahaha.

Him:Do you know that you have cheeks that go up when you laugh that kind laugh with your little nose(did this guy study anatomy, which kind analyzing be this one)

Me: OK o.

Him:I thought angel are in the sky but now I am seeing one.

Me:I'm not an angel biko.

Him:I will like to be your close friend.

Me:How close?

Him:boyfriend and girlfriend

Me:I dunno o.

Him: Please I need your digits.

Me:I don't have phone.




I can even do better than this guy.

EzeEbira:
Ahe ooo not my fault

Dasherz:
A dude once walked up to me in school we exchanged pleasantries then the next thing he said was

"You look just like the rainbow in the sky it adds colour and beauty to it baby just say yes to my cry and same beauty and color to my life"

I laughed hard and just told him my grandpa can do better with the punch line ... I also told him to stop wearing dull colors and try colors like pink, Orange, yellow. . It'll add colour to his life

Pynkylypz:
Seems you're dreaming! Oya wake up

NigelCundy:
Hmm...Ifeoma, u can lie o

mhisterdreezy:
lol oya give me those set of twins on your .......

Pynkylypz:
.

mhisterdreezy:
oya dm

Pynkylypz:
Since when?

Pynkylypz:
Since when?

mhisterdreezy:

hibiscus76:
And who are the wooers??

Anyway, a lot of times guys are turned down cuz of their wrong timing, looks, command of English, poor self comportment, physical appearance, desperation and probably if the lady in question is purely rude or taken.

I for one, if I notice you're staring at my cleavages, I'll just know you're a pervert and treat you as such even before you start saying your name. It pisses so many ladies off. I know it's a given to look but don't make it obvious, pretend not to be moved..

When you're in the midst of so many other guys (your friends probably), don't start calling out a lady you don't know and expect her to stand with you in the midst of so many other guys... Most of us do not like the idea of being the odd person in the midst of so many guys..the perverts among them would start checking us out..it doesn't go down well with us the shy ones.

Gentle Men walk up to women to exchange pleasantries,especially one that you're trying to engage in an important conversation.. that's what courtesy demands. Don't expect to be sitting at a bar/eatery and start making gesture asking me to come, me I won't come..if you stand up, walk up to me and politely ask for a conversation, I'd consider your humility and there's no way I'd not listen to you

For car owners, don't expect a responsible lady to stand by your car window to talk to you.. That's rude, it makes some of us feel less important. Some dudes would even expect that while they are driving slowly, a lady on the streets should reduce her walking pace and engage in a convo with them..an in and out kinda conversation. If the lady is scared of sitting in your car(not her fault), signal her to wait, park well and step out of the car.. She'll most definitely Listen to you.


Ps: Ladies, If a responsible dude humbles himself to talk to you(it takes a lot of courage and a lot of them don't do this all the time), the least you could do is to listen to him, Even if you don't like what he says, it ends there and at least he wouldn't hold anything against you, no one has anything to loose...carelessly walking out on people doesn't have anything to do with you being cheap or hard to get,it only hurts their pride. Lest you walk out on people meant for you or people that'll assist you in future.. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.

hibiscus76:
And who are the wooers??

Anyway, a lot of times guys are turned down cuz of their wrong timing, looks, command of English, poor self comportment, physical appearance, desperation and probably if the lady in question is purely rude or taken.

I for one, if I notice you're staring at my cleavages, I'll just know you're a pervert and treat you as such even before you start saying your name. It pisses so many ladies off. I know it's a given to look but don't make it obvious, pretend not to be moved..

When you're in the midst of so many other guys (your friends probably), don't start calling out a lady you don't know and expect her to stand with you in the midst of so many other guys... Most of us do not like the idea of being the odd person in the midst of so many guys..the perverts among them would start checking us out..it doesn't go down well with us the shy ones.

Gentle Men walk up to women to exchange pleasantries,especially one that you're trying to engage in an important conversation.. that's what courtesy demands. Don't expect to be sitting at a bar/eatery and start making gesture asking me to come, me I won't come..if you stand up, walk up to me and politely ask for a conversation, I'd consider your humility and there's no way I'd not listen to you

For car owners, don't expect a responsible lady to stand by your car window to talk to you.. That's rude, it makes some of us feel less important. Some dudes would even expect that while they are driving slowly, a lady on the streets should reduce her walking pace and engage in a convo with them..an in and out kinda conversation. If the lady is scared of sitting in your car(not her fault), signal her to wait, park well and step out of the car.. She'll most definitely Listen to you.


Ps: Ladies, If a responsible dude humbles himself to talk to you(it takes a lot of courage and a lot of them don't do this all the time), the least you could do is to listen to him, Even if you don't like what he says, it ends there and at least he wouldn't hold anything against you, no one has anything to loose...carelessly walking out on people doesn't have anything to do with you being cheap or hard to get,it only hurts their pride. Lest you walk out on people meant for you or people that'll assist you in future.. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.

BiafranBushBoy:
First time you made sense!!

If you continue like this, this section would become sane again.

aka12:
Na woman write piece like this? Omg , aswear its been long I read constrictive comment from f moniker like this. Wow, you must be an intelligent lady.

Dasherz:
cos you're a lie detector or wha? ... dude it ain't a lie
the said guy is popular in school cos of the line (uses it on every girl) so when you're done shopping round my mention you can swerve

hibiscus76:
And who are the wooers??

Anyway, a lot of times guys are turned down cuz of their wrong timing, looks, command of English, poor self comportment, physical appearance, desperation and probably if the lady in question is purely rude or taken.

I for one, if I notice you're staring at my cleavages, I'll just know you're a pervert and treat you as such even before you start saying your name. It pisses so many ladies off. I know it's a given to look but don't make it obvious, pretend not to be moved..

When you're in the midst of so many other guys (your friends probably), don't start calling out a lady you don't know and expect her to stand with you in the midst of so many other guys... Most of us do not like the idea of being the odd person in the midst of so many guys..the perverts among them would start checking us out..it doesn't go down well with us the shy ones.

Gentle Men walk up to women to exchange pleasantries,especially one that you're trying to engage in an important conversation.. that's what courtesy demands. Don't expect to be sitting at a bar/eatery and start making gesture asking me to come, me I won't come..if you stand up, walk up to me and politely ask for a conversation, I'd consider your humility and there's no way I'd not listen to you

For car owners, don't expect a responsible lady to stand by your car window to talk to you.. That's rude, it makes some of us feel less important. Some dudes would even expect that while they are driving slowly, a lady on the streets should reduce her walking pace and engage in a convo with them..an in and out kinda conversation. If the lady is scared of sitting in your car(not her fault), signal her to wait, park well and step out of the car.. She'll most definitely Listen to you.


Ps: Ladies, If a responsible dude humbles himself to talk to you(it takes a lot of courage and a lot of them don't do this all the time), the least you could do is to listen to him, Even if you don't like what he says, it ends there and at least he wouldn't hold anything against you, no one has anything to loose...carelessly walking out on people doesn't have anything to do with you being cheap or hard to get,it only hurts their pride. Lest you walk out on people meant for you or people that'll assist you in future.. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.

IAMSASHY:

Guy:.......... Hi, abeg I fit talk 2 u?
Me:k bt make it snappy, am rushing to catch up wt sumone.
Guy:.......... Hw is work?
Me:4get abt work pls, go straight to d point.
Guy:.......... I liking u, wanting u 2 b my frnd, I no b Nigeria, I b from Togo, anytin u wnt I gv u, money I hv, I buy u evrytin.
Me:nice of u bt am sorry I dnt keep frnds(walks off immediately)
Guys dey try shaa, wooing a lady is nt easy,
sometimes, even tho dey hv summarized Wat 2 Tel her bt d way d lady wl sound so unfriendly at first wl throw dem off balance and den dey begin to stammer

julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb