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I went out early morning today to get some foodstuffs in the market(as a bachelor I be na) after complaining about how a girl destroyed my manhood in the name of blow-job.

getting to the market I met this pretty girl that also came to get some foodstuffs.

me:hello pretty girl,my name is mrdickhead and you?
she:starred at me(mute)
as a guy man I am I never gave up,I foregone my mission in the market and follow her all around till she bought everything she needed,it was just like jazz because all this while I was following her she's not even looking my way talk less of minding me,I even volunteer to carry her market bag,I followed her and board a taxi,that was when I start questioning myself whether I'm really ok,what can konji do to a gentleman like me.
few minutes later we arrived at her home and I followed her inside and all what she could say is"do you know my father is a military man"I froze,I know my end has come,unfortunately for me her father saw me and asked me gentleman what is you mission with my daughter and I replied biko sir I don't really know what that came over me,and he said I think you are jobless and I will give you something to do,remove your shoes and shirt and give them to me which I did,and he brought out all the family clothes for me to wash.
just finished washing now and I have been released from my house arrest.glory be to God I came out alive,imagine this wicked people starved me till this evening.

that was how I spent my day.

Good tale

Hahajahajahahahaja Mugwu

ipobarecriminals:
Good tale

I'm seriously serious

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Your name says it all. . . nothing new here.

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konji no go kill me abeg

AnaCheks:
Hahajahajahahahaja Mugwu

God catch you

AnaCheks:
Hahajahajahahahaja Mugwu

AnaCheks:
Hahajahajahahahaja Mugwu

Anybody. get beta rope/chain

ipobarecriminals:
Anybody. get beta rope/chain

I get one

Florblu:
God catch you

God loves me instead

mrdickhead:
I get one

mrdickhead:
I get one

Do the needful b4 he enta street/ use basket do face cap

ipobarecriminals:
:DDo the needful b4 he enta street/ use basket do face cap

lolz

U get luck her father for like cut that ur dickhead a little nd make lunch for u