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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Gofwane(m): 11:07am On Oct 28, 2017 |
abercrombie:if the boy com grab ur neck and give you one better RKO nko? 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by IamHeWrites: 11:08am On Oct 28, 2017 |
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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by IamHeWrites: 11:16am On Oct 28, 2017 |
I will only pull both legs backward with strength |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Adukey(f): 11:47am On Oct 28, 2017 |
Queenlovely: Na so |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by cyber5(m): 11:58am On Oct 28, 2017 |
This boy dey watch too much action movies and Wrestling Fast and Furious, Mission Impossible. I will jejely put him down and perform a RKO on him 1 Like |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by galadima77(m): 11:59am On Oct 28, 2017 |
Explorers: haba Explorers!!! Those of us wey don marry 5 years and no issue, wouldn't dare do a thing like that... |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Divay22(f): 12:04pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
IamRaizo:Don't take everything too serious... Sorry.. You misunderstood me. 1 Like |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Rukkydelta(f): 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
I will gently carry him down Then give him two resounding slaps on both cheeks Spank him with 3 cane joined together on his butt so that he won't be able to seat well for one week Next time he won't even try something close to that 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Divay22:wow! I was actually thinking you were gonna reply this with insults but no, you chose to be calm... I like that Sorry, but that was just a test... |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Rukkydelta:well-done....Clap for your life ma'am. |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Rukkydelta(f): 12:40pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 12:44pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Queenlovely:Lmao You sure say u no dey one dilapidated ghetto slum dey type this thing 4 Likes |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 12:45pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Rukkydelta:I knew you were joking, you that have the heart to carry that out on your own child. My advice, just tickle his side's and watch him jump down, then calmly tell him "doing things like this doesn't make you responsible my prince, you should do things mummy and daddy should be proud of okay? I love you, don't do that again oo" then smile and walk your hands on his head and you'll see his reaction. 1 Like |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Xano(m): 1:32pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
As I get sight of him, I would walk quickly and carry him off the TV. Then, look to his eyes, ask him this question: why did you climb and hang on the TV? I would listen for his answer(he dare not answer spiderman), if not convinced, two heavy slap at the scapula. Then send him to his room. Cartoon, Boomerang and Nickelodeon channels banned for three days. 3 Likes |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Divay22(f): 1:35pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
IamRaizo:Lol. And i passed I'm just learning how to control myself and i have vowed, no matter how hurt the words are, replying with insults back makes the both of us immature.. Ain't reacting like a chemical bomb again.. Never. |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 1:53pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Divay22:lol... You've always been nice to me tho but on my other moniker... You have made a decision you won't regret my dear.. keep blinking |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
I will tell him to shift for me lemme hang their with him. |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by onward4life(m): 1:58pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
i will use am mop floor! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Explorers(m): 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Bibi294(f): 2:11pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
DeadRat:Choi! You're a dead rat sha |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Bibi294(f): 2:17pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
As a typical African mum, he must not come down or destroy the TV as both will land him in UCH or LUTH |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
alexistaiwo:
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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Ishilove: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
hahn:Buhahahahahah! You're crazy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Bibi294:...
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Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Explorers(m): 3:27pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Bibi294: Lol |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Dasherz(f): 3:31pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
this will be a good time to call up old time religion (the flogging my parents gave me will just be playing in my head ehh ) but as a loving parent I will call u t order and give you rice to eat and if you don' t finish the rice .. my red eyes will surface |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 3:58pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
i would run to take him down.it looks as if he climbed up there and is too scared to come down. SMH at the comments. that tv is 40 inches , prolly a dumb tv, 160k max, and for that you will beat a small child who has no clear idea of what he was doing? when my son was one, he climbed my bookshelf, took down the bottle of methylated spirit, tried to drink it, then poured it all over the laptop on the table. i was scared witless because methylated spirit if drunk, attacks the optic nerve and causes irreversible blindness. thankfully, it was so bitter that he did not ingest. as for the laptop, it was never the same after that, but better a dead laptop than a blind son. 4 Likes |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Nobody: 4:02pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
I'll kneel down to beg him to come down first. Once he is down, I'll hang him 2 Likes |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by CzarChris(m): 4:19pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Explorers:what I will do is simple. I'll bring him down, then I will flog him to death. Make a new son and tell the new one how much of an idiot the 1st one was. 3 Likes |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by Oyindidi(f): 4:28pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Carry him |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by binsanni(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
weekend stuff. just wipe im inyash wella |
Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by franklingud(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Strong 12 strokes of the cain. Very hard. 1 Like |
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