₦airaland Forum

Angy55:
Minister for women affairs your love story no dey finish? I go soon compile all your thread take write novel.

Lawlahdey:
Not when I am pissed off.

tosyne2much:
[i] And the novel go sweet well ooo

ugoswaggz:
yes ofcourse but thats when u show discipline, which differs from the tout or whoever. Discipline is a function of maturity ok

henrylowe:
Mine happened this way. It all happened with my ex
na so the guy vex comot for bed and almost beat me up to death. I had to run out of the house before the bastard kill me

ugoswaggz:
yes ofcourse but thats when u show discipline, which differs from the tout or whoever. Discipline is a function of maturity ok

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

DeadRat:
i Have Done Things For Love o. This One Is Just One... And The Always End Up Being Mine...

I Dont like Talkin Much... All These Ones Am Doing Online abusin people, talkin, fightin Is Just For Fun. In Real Life I Dont give Women So Much Attention As I Do Here... But When I Want A Girl I Can Do Funny things and I Will Still Have Her. No Be Today I Bad

ugoswaggz:
kai, watch your language, act like a lady if you're one

tosyne2much:
Mine goes this way.

I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.

We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and knocked on the door
.
.

The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together in solving some questions.

As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to her that I actually came to help her out with her maths.

I greeted the clever man who shook his head and entered into his room without uttering any word. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.

Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly[b] tortured me like a terrorist.
[/b]
My people, na love clear for my eyes ooo


Over to you guys

DavidEsq:
LMAO, at the bold . Buratai vs Shekau

The man no let me talk wey him just dey whoz me oooo

sinaj:
Lieon

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

Gofwane:
not too long ago, I was chatting with makydebbie and got to know she is a Ghanaian. It was on this same type of attitude Nigerian girls have. But reading and Chatting with that Ghanaian lady, you could easily see the difference in attitude.

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

wristbangle:
Am here to ready nollywood scripts from peeps.

So prof tosyn'e2much after the slap, did u retaliate?

tosyne2much:
The man no let me talk wey him just dey whoz me oooo

rebirthforgoody:
Observing

DeadRat:
me Tout? Lol... Is Okay...

DavidEsq:
And u go be like . Edakun kuku pa mi

tosyne2much:
Mine goes this way.

I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.

We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and walked in quietly

The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together in solving some questions.

As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to her that I actually came to help her out with her maths.

I greeted the clever man who shook his head and entered into his room without uttering any word. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.

Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly tortured me like a terrorist. How I got out of their house becomes a mystery to me till date

My people, na love clear for my eyes ooo


Over to you guys

DeadRat:
Yes I Was In Jss2... Her Name Was Ego! I Went To Her House With My Friend... God This Girl Is So Fvckin Fine... I Was So Anxious. She Permitted Me To Visit. Her Father Was A Film Producer... They Had A Casunut tree. When We Knocked I Heard Her Voice My Heart Jumped to My Back... She Came To The Gate She Smiled When She Saw me. And She Asked Why I Came, the Question Weak Me so I Just De Look Like Idiot and Before I Know It The Next Thing That came Out My Mouth Was "we Came To Pluck Casunut" she Then Laughed And Said We Should Enter and As I Put One Leg Na So I Hear her Papa voice "who Are Those Boys This Early morning? Will You Get Out Before I Shoot You" as I Look Back I Couldnt Find My Friend Again, i Could Have Sworn He Vanished. "are You Still There!" he Shouted, my Crush Sef just Weak, Na So I Take Off o... Shame Romance Me That Day. But Some Years Later We Dated. It Was A Dream Come Through

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

supersystemsnig:
Loool....Tosyne, why you dey always attract drama to yaself...?


Do they now collect ticket for under the mango tree? Wey you for get time do everything you wan do...

Hahahaha. Baba, I don too suffer for dem babes hand

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha. Baba, I don too suffer for dem babes hand

supersystemsnig:
Na d papa short, at least you enjoyed the peperoni....

Do you know how many guys will like to ejoy it and be beaten like you, hail yourself abeg...