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Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 7:16am On Nov 01, 2017
We have all at one time or the other involved in online dating. Some of us are still involved unlike me. You add a girl on facebook, moved her to whatsap, then ask her out. It's all online dating.

I have had many funny experiences.

Let me share one.

It was common in those days that when chatting with a girl and you mention your location, even if she is in the same location with you, she will claim to be in another farther location.

If you say you are in lagos, she will say she is in Enugu.

I tricked a lady into revealing her true location, when she realized we are in the same lagos, she quickly added "but I am now in Benin schooling".

So if you want a meetup, you will send them transport money. And they will not show up.

Hope you guys have stopped sending transport money to a girl in Ekiti. Trust me they are in lagos. I have busted 2 girls like that.

Then I said bye to online dating.

What's your experience?
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Florblu(f): 7:33am On Nov 01, 2017
I'm here to read comments
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by herdeythoun(f): 7:36am On Nov 01, 2017
Florblu:
I'm here to read comments
. me too
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 01, 2017
grin
lemme save this space & will spill some boiled beans later wink
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by BiafranBushBoy: 7:40am On Nov 01, 2017
Florblu:
I'm here to read comments
herdeythoun:
. me too
If everyone then comes to read comments, who will now comment?

Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 7:45am On Nov 01, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin
lemme save this space & will spill some boiled beans later wink
Let it out now. Spacebooker
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Bibi294(f): 7:52am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
We have all at one time or the other involved in online dating. Some of us are still involved unlike me. You add a girl on facebook, moved her to whatsap, then ask her out. It's all online dating.

I have had many funny experiences.

Let me share one.

It was common in those days that when chatting with a girl and you mention your location, even if she is in the same location with you, she will claim to be in another farther location.

If you say you are in lagos, she will say she is in Enugu.

I tricked a lady into revealing her true location, when she realized we are in the same lagos, she quickly added "but I am now in Benin schooling".

So if you want a meetup, you will send them transport money. And they will not show up.

Hope you guys have stopped sending transport money to a girl in Ekiti. Trust me they are in lagos. I have busted 2 girls like that.

Then I said bye to online dating.

What's your experience?
Me I'm in Ekiti o.... Oya send tfare grin
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 01, 2017
my online dating is me creating a female beautiful sexy female profile and keep adding rich male undecided

then huh
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 7:55am On Nov 01, 2017
Bibi294:
Me I'm in Ekiti o.... Oya send tfare grin
Send me your ATM card number and pin. I will credit your account ASAP
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 7:56am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
Send me your ATM card number and pin. I will credit your account ASAP
ole scammer atm nd pin
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by iamdebby2222(f): 7:56am On Nov 01, 2017
me I'm in abuja oooh......oya send tp of 50k $... lol
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 7:57am On Nov 01, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
ole scammer atm nd pin
What is scam about that? undecided
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2017
iamdebby2222:
me I'm in abuja oooh......oya send tp of 50k $... lol
How much is your Tfare? Is it by air or land?

Send me your ATM card number and pin ASAP, before I change my mind
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 7:58am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
What is scam about that? undecided
kukuma ask her bvn join, awon scammer
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Bibi294(f): 7:59am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
Send me your ATM card number and pin. I will credit your account ASAP
shocked what of bvn?
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 8:00am On Nov 01, 2017
Bibi294:
Me I'm in Ekiti o.... Oya send tfare grin
i love ur pictures doing a sale girl grin grin cheesy
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Bibi294(f): 8:07am On Nov 01, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
i love ur pictures doing a sale girl grin grin cheesy
And you, a cleaner grin
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 8:09am On Nov 01, 2017
Bibi294:
shocked what of bvn?
You can add that too. It will make the transfer faster.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Bibi294(f): 8:10am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
You can add that too. It will make the transfer faster.
Maybe I should include my DOB and certificates
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 8:11am On Nov 01, 2017
Bibi294:
Maybe I should include my DOB and certificates
Nah. No need to stress you.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by iamdebby2222(f): 8:23am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
How much is your Tfare? Is it by air or land?
Send me your ATM card number and pin ASAP, before I change my mind
Lolz.........see professional thief!
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 8:25am On Nov 01, 2017
iamdebby2222:
Lolz.........see professional thief!
As in ..what am I stealing ? I am the one paying you for coming. I am not understanding.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by iamdebby2222(f): 8:30am On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
As in ..what am I stealing ? I am the one paying you for coming. I am not understanding.
pls, let me pay u to come over......as per big gal
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2017
iamdebby2222:
pls, let me pay u to come over......as per big gal
Oya na...make I drop you my account numbr.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:34am On Nov 01, 2017
My very first online dating is a successful one grin
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 9:39am On Nov 01, 2017
sexybbstar:
My very first online dating is a successful one grin
How do we define ur 'successful'? You made money?
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
How do we define ur 'successful'? You made money?
it led to where I never thought of.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 1:10pm On Nov 01, 2017
sexybbstar:
it led to where I never thought of.
Hmm...Trying to imagine
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2017
she came with 4 of her friends angry
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by RoyalBlak007: 1:23pm On Nov 01, 2017
♤Yeah really funny...grin

[color=#F5A215]♤ Especially when your enemies are drawing swords against themselves grin grin grin #ßirdsEye [/color]
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by hotwax(op): 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2017
frustratedrat:
she came with 4 of her friends angry
You hit jackpot. Thats 5-some.
Re: Share Your Funny Online Dating Experience. by Nobody: 2:43pm On Nov 01, 2017
hotwax:
You hit jackpot. Thats 5-some.
for where? They do that at times so you won't coerce them to follow you home embarassed
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