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TSOM:
You brought this on yourself.

Next please? Isn't that your mum's cliché when she has countless random countless men huffing and puffing over her serially like a car assembly plant with parts being fixed? "Oga, just ten minutes and you're done. You paid me only #500. Next please?!"

You should know I can do this and no one moniker means anything to me as I'd willing sacrifice any moniker I logon with at the risk of a ten-year forum-wide ban just for the sheer pleasure of causing you pain.

Have seen your mum all day? She's on Instagram broadcasting a live feed of her boobs.

sinaj:
T

edimolu:
Do i know you? Anyways Won't give you what you crave for, e-brawling ladies? Not my thing...so keep moving and don't stop okay?..bye

Doctormarvin:
please who else loves the smell of raw cattle meat?

PureWaterNylon:
haaaaa! If I Do What Is On My Mind Seun and Lala will Look For Me With Police... I Have Never Been To Jail In My Life... I Still Have Strawberries to Lick

[color=#1980BC]Lmao!! You now scared? [/color]

TSOM:
You're hoping Lézz would come hard at you with the most scathing invectives and the ensuing back-and-forth would make you bask in the whatever spotlight of attention the envisaged e-fight would attract even at the expense of your psyche taking a thumping.

Here's what would happen: He ( and his) would maybe go hard at you, you'd be drawn and quartered across the ragged pages of this thread like a treasonous thief in the Roman Empire and your e-reputation which you've carefully crafted would be worse off than what it is and , like a wounded rodent left for dead by a well-fed feline, you'd die in your hole of cyber-obscurity.

This is no threat- it's a foretelling.

Mariinee:
Just imagine.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lmao!! You now scared? [/color]

Blackhawk01:
My loff

Safiaa:
Are you this miserable in real life?

Miserable? Isn't that ironically hilarious coming from you a whoring freak of nature who created these threads: https://www.nairaland.com/3742953/say-no-broke-men-ladies

https://www.nairaland.com/3676285/ladies-proud-bodycount?

Miserable would be you allowing Alhaji and protégés to turns pounding away at your vagina which smell like wet shoes just so he'd give you fake bangles and earring.

Miserable would be every guy who accosts you using "Hey babe, how much for two rounds with you?" as a chat-up line.

Stick to being the plaything of every teenage boy who wants to lose his virginity.

edimolu:
Then you noticed his ugliness and dared to move on

Doctormarvin:
lol,so I'm alone in this?...but I'm not doomed am I? I find it discomforting that nobody is willing to show solidarity

Hisduchess:
dare

TSOM:
Miserable? Isn't that ironically hilarious coming from you a whoring freak of nature who created these threads: https://www.nairaland.com/3742953/say-no-broke-men-ladies

https://www.nairaland.com/3676285/ladies-proud-bodycount?

Miserable would be you allowing Alhaji and protégés to turns pounding away at your vagina which smell like wet shoes just so he'd give you fake bangles and earring.

Miserable would be every guy who accosts you using "Hey babe, how much for two rounds with you?" as a chat-up line.

Stick to being the plaything of every teenage boy who wants to lose his virginity.

NoFavors:
I dare you to post your nude

Mariinee:
Permit to laugh.

It's quite hilarious when an ugly person opens his mouth to qualify someone else with an adjective that suits him too well.

Kondomatic:
Searching for wetin makydebbie comment

PureWaterNylon:
write A Love Line About Me On Your signature and Leav It For Two Days

makydebbie:
I'm busy searching for Kondomatic's comment.

KreativGenius:
I swear @ You would be hearing facts that doesn't even exist


DSTV at home is dull. Nothing beats viewing centre. The noise, the razz, the quarrels. Everything is fun, viewing centre for life.


How do you do your own getting? You choose just one game and stake high ?

QueenSekxy:
okay it's fun!! I go for T

sinaj:
T

TSOM:
Don't even start.

Ronaldo is unfit to lace Messi' boots.

UEFAlona? More like REFdrid and UEFAdrid.


Between both clubs, which has had more penalties in the last three seasons?
Madrid has always gotten the easier UCL group stage draws against weaker teams when compared to Barcelona. Make comparisons for the last six years.

Madrid gets away with controversial refereeing decisions in La Liga and in Europe. Why else did the "Divnaldo" and "Penaldo" jibes become even more widespread when Ronaldo moved to Flopdrid?

Same Ronaldo who has less than half Messi's assist tally since moving to Spain?

Same Ronaldo who isn't any better than Chamberlain for most parts of the season then when he bangs in controversial goals against weaker teams towards the close of the season, Madridiots tag him "World best"?

Same Ronaldo who was a flop in 2013 but 'cause he scored and qualified Portugal for the 2014 World Cup over two legs against Sweden, UEFA robbed deserving folks and gave him the Balon d'Or?


Facts and facts only.

Kondomatic:
I just came

Mariinee:
You have a crush on me. Yes or no?

TSOM:
Miserable? Isn't that ironically hilarious coming from you a whoring freak of nature who created these threads: https://www.nairaland.com/3742953/say-no-broke-men-ladies

https://www.nairaland.com/3676285/ladies-proud-bodycount?

Miserable would be you allowing Alhaji and protégés to turns pounding away at your vagina which smell like wet shoes just so he'd give you fake bangles and earring.

Miserable would be every guy who accosts you using "Hey babe, how much for two rounds with you?" as a chat-up line.

Stick to being the plaything of every teenage boy who wants to lose his virginity.

Safiaa:
Dare. Someone should dare me please