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Safiaa:
ose

Awa niyen

comradespade:
I dare you to compose one of the most romanic sentences you can think of....you can also insert my moniker or name(juwon)

Trust me, the last thing I know how to do is compose romantic whatever.

You are my namesake though.

NoFavors:
easy tigress lol

lol, adaskbullet issa taughting me

how is you

NoFavors:
hahaha I don't even know your age. Lol

D

A year younger than Safia.

Upload a shirtless picture of you.

sinaj:
I cant be waking up 4am evriday to beat hold up abeg.

The noise too.

you Have Been Pranked dear

Safiaa:
Send a vn to me singing 'I love yooooouuuu' loool.

check

T or D?

MhisTahrah:
Another person please.

T/D

Blackhawk01:
A year younger than Safia.

Upload a shirtless picture of you.

Hahahaha that's not happening lol. Sorry

T joor

Pidginwhisper:
T

How old are you?

Blackfyre:
This is it....

T/D?

Lol. Nice

T

edimolu:
Lezz dude? Buahahhahaaa, how many emails are at your beck sir?

Fearlez you are high on camel-dung

Fearlez
Lezz
Wrathofhadez
Theumbra
Themortican
Hammerofthor
Burningblade
Lezzlie
Shroud

Ati be bee loooo
Now you know who deserves the seeking-attention trophy

I have done this with several of your monikers to the point of you being creatively-spent...no show for you tonight oga.....

So you actually study me to the point of lumping me amongst other wordsmiths here? A couple of those monikers are well known here...

What never stops bothering me is how you lack the decorum to battle someone who has your life history.

You’re a sickle cell sufferer which means mum and dad are both 21st century noncompliant.

You’re a byproduct of inferior DNA from two donors who fūcked like chacma-baboons never pausing to realize they are offloading one little idiot whom Nairaland will eventually adopt as its official orphan.

The miserable thing about your existence is how you manage to local-search lezz to ease off the biological accident that came in form of your life.

Your hopelessness makes me believe in the Big Bang!!! I had believed Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution until I met you and realize every molecular cell in your DNA is inferior to that of an ape.

Here is where I beat you like a market thief, beheaded you like an ISIS propaganda victim and you had to plagiarise postmann’s (TheUmbra) line to stay afloat. https://www.nairaland.com/3935768/why-it-hard-lot-ladies/15#58859349

You’re in love with defeat and the only reason you keep coming back for more brutality is because your mother’s love for rough sex is alive in you.

The bitch knew your unlucky dad was suffering sickle cell but she opened her vagina riddled with louse infested pubic hairs to birth an unfortunate quirk of nature like you.

Your mother missed her chance of winning UNICEF prize award for never having the good graces to guide your Father’s bantam prick into her ass to offload the nutrient deficient sperm that eventually formed a baby born with corrupted red blood cells.


Now admit it, quoting me needlessly, stalking me like a crazed fan and having me whoop you around is the only medication to help you forgot your birth defects and make you live like any one of us.

Nothing you say or do will change the fact that you are born inferior biologically.

You owe humanity the kindhearted of not towing your parents path by burdening us with another child whose ailments has no medical remedy.


I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SUCCEED WHERE YOUR PARENTS FAILED.
Son of the mindless damned!!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hmmm....so what’s your own spec of the kind of guy you like if i may ask. [/color]

Intelligent, handsome, funny and outgoing. Do you fit into that?

Mariinee:
I did though.

thought you asked me to pick between T or D?... I picked T

ChiefPiiko:
Ibkayee come in here let's play games

T or D?

Mariinee:
Trust me, the last thing I know how to do is compose romantic whatever.

You are my namesake though.

Wow...I ain't good in that also. Unless you wanna hear "you are the sugar in my tea"



Really?_ola or Ade?

PureWaterNylon:
you Have Been Pranked dear

how

ibkayee:
T or D?

T

Ladyjumong:
lol, adaskbullet issa taughting me

how is you

Adaks and Jenifer must be your mentors lol


I'm very good. Can't complain

Now to the game, T or D?

ChiefPiiko:
T

Is your username ChiefPiiko?

NoFavors:
check

T or D?

no you have to do it again. You didn't sing properly lol.

Dare.

NoFavors:
Hahahaha that's not happening lol. Sorry

T joor

This is the biggest ojoro!

Have you ever laid your hands on a woman?

NoFavors:
Lol. Nice

T

Ever taken cocaine?

nobody wants to play with me...Hate to ask but roastedcorn will play

Blackhawk01:
How old are you?

28

Blackhawk01:
This is the biggest ojoro!

Have you ever laid your hands on a woman?

Never have, never will... my sister? Can't remember

T or D?

ibkayee:
Is your username ChiefPiiko?

nope my nickname is Chief, coz I am named after my grandpa Piiko means big head, my friends used it to mock me when I was younger so I adopted it your turn T or D?

Blackhawk01:
This is the biggest ojoro!

Have you ever laid your hands on a woman?

Which kind kweshion be this

Blackfyre:
Ever taken cocaine?

Lol. Never. I've never tried any type of slows

Just alcohol and cig

T or D?

KreativGenius:
I can relate. Thank God for your life.
Lets talk about your lifestyle before the operation.
Did you eat vegetables often? Do you consume fruits often ?

actually No

KreativGenius:
Which kind kweshion be this

Gbeborun! T or D?

NoFavors:
Adaks and Jenifer must be your mentors lol


I'm very good. Can't complain

Now to the game, T or D?

aaaaah, bros am not doesin

NoFavors:
Never have, never will... my sister? Can't remember

T or D?

Perfect gentleman

T please.