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Mariinee:
Ahhh...Pele oh.

Oh ba ti fi adogan dana tira nah.

Lastking147:
Congressspade Comradespade I de see u oo

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Now I’m afraid to admit i can’t speak my language fluently. I guess I’ll have to spend some money in learning mine too.

“if i ever get married” Are you planning on being a spinster all your life? What’s ELS?[/color]

comradespade:
Lai kin sheype mo fe yan agbado tabi boli

BadBradley:
So you actually study me to the point of lumping me amongst other wordsmiths here? A couple of those monikers are well known here...

What never stops bothering me is how you lack the decorum to battle someone who has your life history.

You’re a sickle cell sufferer which means mum and dad are both 21st century noncompliant.

You’re a byproduct of inferior DNA from two donors who fūcked like chacma-baboons never pausing to realize they are offloading one little idiot whom Nairaland will eventually adopt as its official orphan.

The miserable thing about your existence is how you manage to local-search lezz to ease off the biological accident that came in form of your life.

Your hopelessness makes me believe in the Big Bang!!! I had believed Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution until I met you and realize every molecular cell in your DNA is inferior to that of an ape.

Here is where I beat you like a market thief, beheaded you like an ISIS propaganda victim and you had to plagiarise postmann’s (TheUmbra) line to stay afloat. https://www.nairaland.com/3935768/why-it-hard-lot-ladies/15#58859349

You’re in love with defeat and the only reason you keep coming back for more brutality is because your mother’s love for rough sex is alive in you.

The bitch knew your unlucky dad was suffering sickle cell but she opened her vagina riddled with louse infested pubic hairs to birth an unfortunate quirk of nature like you.

Your mother missed her chance of winning UNICEF prize award for never having the good graces to guide your Father’s bantam prick into her ass to offload the nutrient deficient sperm that eventually formed a baby born with corrupted red blood cells.


Now admit it, quoting me needlessly, stalking me like a crazed fan and having me whoop you around is the only medication to help you forgot your birth defects and make you live like any one of us.

Nothing you say or do will change the fact that you are born inferior biologically.

You owe humanity the kindhearted of not towing your parents path by burdening us with another child whose ailments has no medical remedy.


I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SUCCEED WHERE YOUR PARENTS FAILED.
Son of the mindless damned!!!

Daeylar:
I will shoot both. Both must die.

Safiaa:
Both you and no favours can kpansh each other. I'm not interested

NoFavors:
Nah! I'd want just you and me. I don't do threèsome and òrgy

Ladyjumong:
sleep yaf kum. goodnight.

Mariinee:
Hahahaha..o le fe yan eja nah

BadBradley:
miserable? Are you not the sperm-guzzler who opened a thread advising ladies to be proud of their body counts?

Your vagina can take a fist and yet you will feel no sensation!!!

Miserable is you when you turned your vagina to a public spittoon and your skin carries the finger print of male strangers like the toilet walls in idumota market.

You’re a disgrace to womanhood and your vagina should be sewn up to prevent you from spurning little fatherless bastards all over the place.

Imbecilic Toto

comradespade:
That's the only solution you can come up with you cannor say I should come and have a Lil cuddling

Mariinee:
What's cuddling? Is it a preposition or conjunction?

comradespade:
Conjunction

*lick lips in a devilish manner*

Mariinee:
You can't? Not too cool. Oya goan learn it, I can even pay for you.
What tribe are you?

No. I don't intend to be a spinster but you can't tell the future. It's football....anything can happen.

[color=#1980BC]Not my fault that my language wasn’t spoken to me as a kid so i would learn. I’m from a very small tribe in edo state. [/color]

makydebbie:
Lezz go to church and ask for forgiveness today.
You've brutally killed somebody.

Blackfyre:
Was just joking...

Blackhawk01:
Like say she dey go herself...

Mariinee:
T.

Mariinee:


*Gives him a hard backhand slap!*

Wake up!

makydebbie:
How do you know I'm not going today? Witch!

makydebbie:
How do you know I'm not going today?
Witch!

Blackhawk01:
There's a reason for my moniker na

Pynkylypz:
Witch and wizard this early morning.. Lol.
Good morning

Pidginwhisper:
so the Nler guy no see your pant??


Her Smile, she be regular for NA too but now late


T or D

BadBradley:
Ehm ref, before we finally wrap it all up , let’s ask what the problem was that heralded the scuffle.

I usually don’t come to thread like this until I got a mention from a girl (Lalas247)who was asked a question who her crush was . That was all it took for the mentally crippled waste of humanity called edimolu to quote me.

True to my guess, the grotesque imbecilic animal has been having a crush on bumble (lalas247). Just take a look at the screenshot below.

1st pic was the slobbering Bozo getting angry and jealous that I WAS his crush’s crush

2nd pic is proof the diminutive dwarf with sickle cell has been crushing on same girl and stalking her all over NL.

3rd pic was the babe-less idiot begging for tips from Nairalanders on how to seduce and impress a girl offline here in Nl.

What a nonfunctional, game-less and hideous hopeless nonentity has the internet been empowering to bicker with people greater than his father.

A dude who has a girl right in front of him and doesn’t know what to do or say. No wonder he is killing himself off over Nairaland girls when they don’t look his way.

What kind of hopeless idiot have I been bickering with ?

Edimolu ‘s fingers are more active than his dick. The coward doesn’t know what to do offline with a girl and always come online to vent his frustrations.
Nairaland Virgin, i bet your dick must have turned sore from constant squeezing by your dirty little fingers.

Envious ogre , Edimolu the loveless little imp.

TrapHedges:
nah CÚM

makydebbie:
Be flying in the night. Popsi na deliverance minister oo.
Rola since two weeks ago when I joined choir, I never attend church service or choir practice, tell me why that woman no go get tired of me.

makydebbie:
Morning dear, happy Sunday.

comradespade:
Why I no go save? you know wetin buhari dey do me

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Cum kor go nii

I don't do orals.

Hahahaha

You're getting delivered before moi, Deborah. I don't know who is influencing the other between us bhut both of us no well ahswear