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Oyindidi:
Fine o, woman no go kee you. we le ebai?

Donaldduke2019:
edimolu2 and draei see u guys at sports section on the 24th of December....gtg

Vamos barca!!!

Draei:

Go eat biko, hey enough energy for s comeback.

edimolu2:
You have said it all tosin, and yes it really goes both ways!

But do let me pitch in few stuffs to further buttress your valid points

Early this year,i dropped my digits for an active moniker and after few hours she added up, couldn't view her dp,so i asked and got the shocker, she said she doesn't save numbers, in my mind i was like wtf?(how old is she), but did not voice it....we talked a bit and i bidded her goodnight and never chatted her up again, cos i was dissappointed with such childish attitude..

edimolu2:
Then our paths crossed lately, only for the sleeky thing to say she blocked me in the middle of our conversation, just cos she wanted to score cheap points on a particular thread and that she had screen shots, told her to drop it..but she couldn't...so would i regard all f-monikers as dumb and stupid? Hell no, we still have the reasonable ones, but few of them waltz through the atmosphere of romance section

Some girls could really potray mind-numbing traits, i even remember a friend of mine who had this cheap slut that always boasted amongst her friends that my nigga never saw her panties, that she only kept him around for the money, it got to that point her friends always saw the guy as a mugu...you really don't wanna know what he did to that girl when one of her friends snitched on her!

That being said,ladies are just a complex set of beings, they even snitch on one another, lol, i know some gày, pussy crazed a$$ dudes are born to snitch yes, but won't they rather just ignore and move the fück on? i just hope we are wary of both genders when dealing with nairalanders is all

lefulefu:
me le ebai

edimolu2:
God keep us till then nd beyond, i don mark you nd fucktoto down

Donaldduke2019:
why is your Madrid thread in European section so down

No true fans

makydebbie:
Me I like fence, the nyash will be bouncing wella.
Let's use the chair, hold the chair, shoot your nyash, carry one leg up, and shake that booty like you don't care!

Caringguy:
@Dominiq I love ur siggy

TamedWolf90:
Dominique?

TheUmbra:
Who's this lame duck on futile mission trying to salvage an already soiled reputation?

Aha! The one and only Edi-mugu, the sickle-cell ravaged slowpoke with lousy pickup lines. What girl is going to find you attractive, hardon's lousy apprentice?

Ok, let's sift through your lousy defence line for line, shall we?






Thou chiefest of simpletons, simple ruleof traction should have told you the chick wasn't into you. A girl aleeady knows if she's going to fall for a guy or not. In romanceland, every post is a bait, a flick of individual intellectual credential card. The ladies justles through the files and they know those they're attracted to even without DPs.

Your own file seats at the the bottom of their pecking order. You have nothing going for you, neither intelligence nor material fortune. You'd be a dark blanket over their sunny lives, you cursed Elf from a family of intra-feudal turmoil.




She said you're a boring schmuck to be with. That even all your lame attempts at cracking jokes didn't cut the ice. Given your open solicitation for romance tutorials from hardon, I didn't doubt her. Your dry pickup lines and clumsy attempts at wooing ladies here would surface as backup evidence to her claim.

Edi-malu abi na Edi-mugu, the socially awkward idiot who has no decent photo to his name except one taken lousily in front of a chemist shop like a rural dweller who is trying to adopt to urban life, it takes some dedt moves to attract women to yourself. You're a poor marketer of yourself, because you're a dweeb, a mugu, a gameless sickle-cell pansy.

You're next in line after AIDS patients You need a lot of IQ to assuage your biological shortfalls, to have any semblance of a normal life. Where strength fails, wisdom should suffice. But not in your case, restless, fractious buffoon.

You escaped monday morning cos I was officially engaged This P.mann. I've come to nail the coffin lezz encased you in. Cursed bastard!

FTrebirth:
madrid fans should not forget that their god penaldo is homoerotic, which leaves no wonder why all his kids were born through gestational surrogacy.


fvcking GAYnaldo.

TheUmb.ra:
Who's this lame duck on a futile mission trying to salvage an already soiled reputation?

Aha! The one and only Edi-mugu, the sickle-cell ravaged slowpoke with lousy pickup lines. What girl is going to find you attractive, hardon's lousy apprentice?

Ok, let's sift through your lousy defence line for line, shall we?

Thou chiefest of simpletons, simple ruleof traction should have told you the chick wasn't into you. A girl aleeady knows if she's going to fall for a guy or not. In romanceland, every post is a bait, a flick of individual intellectual credential card. The ladies justles through the files and they know those they're attracted to even without DPs.

Your own file seats at the the bottom of their pecking order. You have nothing going for you, neither intelligence nor material fortune. You'd be a dark blanket over their sunny lives, you cursed Elf from a family of intra-feudal turmoil.

She said you're a boring schmuck to be with. That even all your lame attempts at cracking jokes didn't cut the ice. Given your open solicitation for romance tutorials from hardon, I didn't doubt her. Your dry pickup lines and clumsy attempts at wooing ladies here would surface as backup evidence to her claim.

Edi-malu abi na Edi-mugu, the socially awkward idiot who has no decent photo to his name except one taken lousily in front of a chemist shop like a rural dweller who is trying to adopt to urban life, it takes some dedt moves to attract women to yourself. You're a poor marketer of yourself, because you're a dweeb, a mugu, a gameless sickle-cell pansy.

You're next in line after AIDS patients You need a lot of IQ to assuage your biological shortfalls, to have any semblance of a normal life. Where strength fails, wisdom should suffice. But not in your case, restless, fractious buffoon.

You escaped monday morning cos I was officially engaged This is P.mann. I've come to nail the coffin lezz encased you in. Cursed bastard!

Aaaaayeeeeee oo0!

dominique:
Hey!!! How have you been?

TSO.M:
You're mentioning the moderators to come bail you out from my claws? You need another six hours to formulate a reply with your disposable alternate?

Again, bans mean nothing to me!
The shaming you'd continue to get would be worse than the mental and reputation pummeling I gave to DárkRebel , Missclássy and Côogar put together.

Where's your partner-in-snitching, KreativGenius A.K.A SuperSystemsNig? Deserted you like a rebellious commander left to his fate by his comrades-in-arms ?


Shameless thing! Uploading a girl's picture to prove you slept with her even when she's no prôstitute!

Summon all Nairaland moderators past and present, I am just another post away from making your life more hellish than it already is!

Haaaabaaa!

Blackhawk01:
Biko, lemme take the chair outta here fess. I won't have my yansh being in the middle of flying fists...

Went through the links dropped here, Omo! E don tey wey craze don enter this section oooo. I doubt if there's gonna be an end to all of these though. Pity!

TSO.M:
Caringguy a.k.a the Awujale of SNITCHjebuland a.k.a Edidem of SNITCH kingdom a.k.a Oba of SNITCHin, still need more hours to pilfer and plagiarize disses from the internet?

How does it feel now knowing Nairaland - your one chance of getting laid - has been closed from you like an underaged, sickly teenager denied entry into a club?

How does it feel like recieving "The Most Ridiculed Nairalander Of The Month" award?

How does it feel like knowing the generational curse of every male in your genealogical tree being publicly shamed 'cause your grandpa stole yams from the village shrine has manifested in you?

Worthless offspring of a diseased drunkard!

Aaaah! Is it until you kill him?

Donaldduke2019:
u mean this

FTrebirth:
o boy! this image has only 3 segments but it contains a thousand meanings.

the perfect tool to put a fast lid on any madrid fan trying to troll us with the referee/UEFA angle. i didn't catch it at first but after a second look...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6226910_20171104203202_jpegd2ce96f993763c418714ec13cf501408

TheUmbra:
[s]Who's this lame duck on a futile mission trying to salvage an already soiled reputation?

Aha! The one and only Edi-mugu, the sickle-cell ravaged slowpoke with lousy pickup lines. What girl is going to find you attractive, hardon's lousy apprentice?

Ok, let's sift through your lousy defence line for line, shall we?






Thou chiefest of simpletons, simple rule of traction should have told you the chick wasn't into you. A girl aleeady knows if she's going to fall for a guy or not. In romanceland, every post is a bait, a flick of individual intellectual credential card. The ladies justle through the files and they know those they're attracted to even without DPs.

Your own file seats at the the bottom of their pecking order. You have nothing going for you, neither intelligence nor material fortune. You'd be a dark blanket over their sunny lives, you cursed Elf from a family of intra-feudal turmoil.




She said you're a boring schmuck to be with. That even all your lame attempts at cracking jokes didn't cut the ice. Given your open solicitation for romance tutorials from hardon, I didn't doubt her. Your dry pickup lines and clumsy attempts at wooing ladies here would surface as backup evidence to her claim.

Edi-malu abi na Edi-mugu, the socially awkward idiot who has no decent photo to his name except one taken lousily in front of a chemist shop like a rural dweller who is trying to adopt to urban life, it takes some dedt moves to attract women to yourself. You're a poor marketer of yourself, because you're a dweeb, a mugu, a gameless sickle-cell pansy.

You're next in line after AIDS patients You need a lot of IQ to assuage your biological shortfalls, to have any semblance of a normal life. Where strength fails, wisdom should suffice. But not in your case, restless, fractious buffoon.

You escaped monday morning cos I was officially engaged This is P.mann. I've come to nail the coffin lezz encased you in. Cursed bastard![/s]

TSOM:
Caring.guy a.k.a the Awujale of SNITCHjebuland a.k.a Edidem of SNITCH kingdom a.k.a Oba of SNITCHin, still need more hours to pilfer and plagiarize disses from the internet?

How does it feel now knowing Nairaland - your one chance of getting laid - has been closed from you like an underaged, sickly teenager denied entry into a club?

How does it feel like recieving "The Most Ridiculed Nairalander Of The Month" award?

How does it feel like knowing the generational curse of every male in your genealogical tree being publicly shamed 'cause your grandpa stole yams from the village shrine has manifested in you?

Worthless offspring of a diseased drunkard!

Caringguy:
Mr Tsom, an e-fight is a waste of time to me.
Let's meet offline so we can fix this once and for all.

Oya, physical warrior but hell no,
start punching him from here.

edi.molu2:
Now post.mann is theu.mbra? You don dey confess small small fearlez won't you rather get a life and stop living life like you were born from the anus
In as much as i would love to waltz you through that path daddy failed you, not tonight, you can drop your usual predictable hogwash....let me see if you deserve the attention


Lest u forget,

Alternate lorrrrrrrdddddddd

Caringguy:
Mr Tsom, an e-fight is a waste of time to me.
Let's meet offline so we can fix this once and for all.