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Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by biacan(f): 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
What if he doesn't drop?
Then I wait for your salary
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Harrynight(m): 9:15pm On Nov 22, 2017
fecta:
Guy be smart and improvise USE ROB or ABONIKI BALM
Your cum will full bucket

#fecta
shey e wan sell am ni
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Topestbilly(m): 9:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
Fernandowski:
Omo that girl set die........ But my Vaseline don finish!!!




Chaiiiii
Use groundnut oil or your bathing soap grin
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Harrynight(m): 9:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
like joke like joke dem go post pre wedding pix tomoro and we still dey here undecided
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by kaymical(m): 9:30pm On Nov 22, 2017
fecta:
Please i need your support so that i can summon the courage to ask this girl out
Please i dont think my life will be complete without her cry
even now that she's not urs you are still incomplete and by the you are with her then you are completely incomplete
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by birdsview(m): 9:31pm On Nov 22, 2017
Fernandowski:
Omo that girl set die........ But my Vaseline don finish!!!




Chaiiiii
lol..perv
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by birdsview(m): 9:34pm On Nov 22, 2017
Khd95:
Mumu...movie date we be say na u go still spend money for every everyhuh
guy I tire o..his nephew might be needing 3k for practicals in school and he would say he doesn't have...lol
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
Earthquake1:
Respect to all niggas who added their retweets to make this happen.
who no like beta thing
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Fernandowski(m): 10:10pm On Nov 22, 2017
madgoat:
Guy i no even need Vaseline.. I cannot allow the pix waste.. I will use my bare hands grin
Obala Jesus!!!! Hahahahahaha
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Fernandowski(m): 10:12pm On Nov 22, 2017
Blackfyre:
Na packaging....until you open the wrapper....dont assume what santa got you for Xmas...
kikiki
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Fernandowski(m): 10:12pm On Nov 22, 2017
fecta:
Guy be smart and improvise USE ROB or ABONIKI BALM Your cum will full bucket
#fecta
Jesu!!!!!


I go use tomato shaaaa
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Fernandowski(m): 10:13pm On Nov 22, 2017
justscorchone:
Brotherly,check on top my wardrobe for the back side,I get spare underneath one wrapper.but abeg just scoop small and return am back.
ha haha


I later used tomato shaaaa
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Nov 22, 2017
Mynd44:
Silly guy.

A grown man resorts to beghing a woman for a date and everyone seems to think it is cool.

Kings should act like Kings abeg
Oshey, Ori E wanbe ! Your head dey dere !
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2017
optional1:
lolz
leave mynd44 abeg..
This guy wey u dey die for sef, no get game.......walai!

Na dulling moment u go get!

#Crush on real men!
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2017
DanielsParker:
so much work because of a lady. seems you're an asslicker?

the lady in question isn't even pretty.
Asin mhen....Even if she pretty sef ! E no mean anything
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by optional1(f): 10:23pm On Nov 22, 2017
Did i tell you am dyinghuh



pp802:
This guy wey u dey die for sef, no get game.......walai!
Na dulling moment u go get!
#Crush on real men!
btw, who are the real menhuh
Men that will complain of taking a lady out and taking care of the billshuh
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by espn(m): 10:26pm On Nov 22, 2017
Mynd44:
Silly guy.

A grown man resorts to beghing a woman for a date and everyone seems to think it is cool.

Kings should act like Kings abeg
I understand you meant begging.. probably a typo error..but one day you will push my thread to the front page(something more meaningful) than this thread. Even when have sent mail a million times to post my vids and record label music project to front page.
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Nov 22, 2017
optional1:
btw, who are the real menhuh

Men that will complain of taking a lady out and taking care of the billshuh
You've bn rolling with the wrong kinda guys.

Like I said......try real men!

#mind44 or the mess his name is, can never buy u meatpie sef, let alone taking u out.

Try a catholic like you(me, off course) and you'll give Thanksgiving for the rest of your life wink
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by optional1(f): 10:40pm On Nov 22, 2017
chai

see as you dey market your product....



pp802:
You've bn rolling with the wrong kinda guys.

Like I said......try real men!

#mind44 or the mess his name is, can never buy u meatpie sef, let alone taking u out.

Try a catholic like you(me, off course) and you'll give Thanksgiving for the rest of your life wink
so u guys are also enemies to yourselves like we ladies..
See as u wash my crush finish and you market yourself...


No worry i will waste my energy on him still he reply me..
Btw, am the one taking him out not the other way round..
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Ekennedy: 12:47am On Nov 23, 2017
Devosuker:
Stupid kids everywhere nowadays
Smh. Hater
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Icon79(m): 12:53am On Nov 23, 2017
So may I ask how many likes does one need for a sex romp?

**I was asking for a friend!



O pari

optional1:
please nairalanders i need 50likes and share to go on a date with this guy above me mynd44..


I will take care of the bills..



Modify:
Mynd44 oya oh the number i asked for has reached, passed and is still counting..

U go pretend as if no be you i dey call..
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Nobody: 1:58am On Nov 23, 2017
Lool dreams don't come true
biacan:
Then I wait for your salary
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by thambolo(m): 4:04am On Nov 23, 2017
Mynd44:
Silly guy.

A grown man resorts to beghing a woman for a date and everyone seems to think it is cool.

Kings should act like Kings abeg
Must everybody be “King” ?
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by basmur(m): 5:40am On Nov 23, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:
lol wrong move. This guy is a chronic asslicker. The babe is in control of the convo, and the outcome. Why? Because he is obviously doing all the work, while she stays relaxed.

The one who does all the work in a convo/relationship is the who who more attracted, and hence, the one who will feel more pain during a breakup.

This guy fit hang himself if the babe cancel the date, walai.... grin
'He who care less in a relationship happens to dominate it.'
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by pweetiedee(m): 7:50am On Nov 23, 2017
Papiikush:
Guys like that are the kind of Dogs guys giving women the impression that they are some how "special" and MUST be treated like a queen.

Sees a random girl on twitter and begs for a date. Seriously?
WE ARE SPECIAL AND MUST BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by optional1(f): 8:04am On Nov 23, 2017
Icon79:
So may I ask how many likes does one need for a sex romp?

**I was asking for a friend!



O pari
100k likes you need...
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by HERSLEY(f): 9:22am On Nov 23, 2017
Fernandowski:
Omo that girl set die........ But my Vaseline don finish!!!




Chaiiiii





So...... FTC for the first Time...... I dedicate this to my baby






I pray we holding hands as we walk across the burning sands..... This words for you are genuine....... We define loyalty
lol Rick Ross... I like Kodak Black rap in that song
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by chuckdee4(m): 9:43am On Nov 23, 2017
Does this geezer think anything good can come out of this?
That babe will just use him for a free meal
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by weezweezweez(m): 10:07am On Nov 23, 2017
Papiikush:
Guys like that are the kind of Dogs guys giving women the impression that they are some how "special" and MUST be treated like a queen.

Sees a random girl on twitter and begs for a date. Seriously?
God bless u my brother.... you're so on point. na this type of guy go dey do something illegal just to impress girls..... girls Don mislead some mumu guys...
Re: Twitter User Asked For 500 Retweets To Get A Date. See What He Got. by Bamz(m): 10:12am On Nov 23, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:
lol wrong move. This guy is a chronic asslicker. The babe is in control of the convo, and the outcome. Why? Because he is obviously doing all the work, while she stays relaxed.

The one who does all the work in a convo/relationship is the who who more attracted, and hence, the one who will feel more pain during a breakup.

This guy fit hang himself if the babe cancel the date, walai.... grin
Lol spot on. It's important for guys to understand that girls are like buses, if one goes, another will come. And this does not mean that you won't chase after a bus, but not to the extent of chasing all the way till lassitude. It is vital for guys to be able to control attraction but I think this comes with experience. Controlling attraction is about not getting sucked into the habit of pleasing the other person. Unpredictability is key here. It's funny most of us who give relationship advice have imperfect/non-existent relationships. cheesy
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