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My Ideal Woman by LaughButton01(op): 8:20am On Dec 12, 2017
After carefully analysing girls of now a days, I've come to a conclusions that you can not eat your cakes and have them. you get to choose between beauty and brains, girls are so full of shit these days, they don't think about how they make it in future but how they meet successful guy that will change their life. the ones that are beautiful don't think straight and it feels like the ones that think straight aren't beautiful..

these are the specs for my ideal woman

MUST LOVE ME
MUST BE PRAYERFUL
MUST BE A CAREER WOMAN
MUST BE FAIR AND BEAUTIFUL
MUST BE HUMBLE. STAY PUT, NOT A WAKA-ABOUT
HAVE THIS BARELY OBVIOUS BOWL LEGS CUZ YOUR WALKING STEPS MATTERS TO ME
MUST BE STRUCTURALLY ENDOWED
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I'M THE JEALOUS TYPE
MUST UNDERSTAND EYE LANGUAGE
MUST BE FREE ANYWHERE AND NOT SHY(CAN DECIDE TO KISS YOU ANYWHERE, ANYTIME )
MUST BE HARDWORKING (MAIDS CAN'T COOK FOR ME)
MUST HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FAMILY
WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT YOUR EX, ONLY MINE
MUST BE TRUTHFUL AND NO KEEPING MALICE ( I LOVE BEING CONFRONTED)
MUST BE PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY OKAY
MUST HAVE AT LEAST A TALENT
MUST BE EDUCATED AND FLUENT
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE PRIVACY SOMETIMES, (DOESN'T MEAN I'M MAD OR SOMETHING )
every other thing will be sorted out.
one last thing
IF MY MUM DOESN'T LIKE YOU. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM



guys do you think I'm asking for too much. is there a girl with all these attributes?

I can bend some rules tho
Re: My Ideal Woman by gabinogem(m): 8:24am On Dec 12, 2017
You are only asking for an angel grin
Re: My Ideal Woman by LaughButton01(op): 8:56am On Dec 12, 2017
��� you think? no girl has those?
Re: My Ideal Woman by Heavance(m): 9:40am On Dec 12, 2017
Better remove another rib, in order to create your woman yourself.

you don't have half of the quality listed, but you want a full package. That is corruption
Re: My Ideal Woman by Nobody: 10:03am On Dec 12, 2017
LaughButton01:
After carefully analysing girls of now a days, I've come to a conclusions that you can not eat your cakes and have them. you get to choose between beauty and brains, girls are so full of shit these days, they don't think about how they make it in future but how they meet successful guy that will change their life. the ones that are beautiful don't think straight and it feels like the ones that think straight aren't beautiful..

these are the specs for my ideal woman

MUST LOVE ME
MUST BE PRAYERFUL
MUST BE A CAREER WOMAN
MUST BE FAIR AND BEAUTIFUL
MUST BE HUMBLE. STAY PUT, NOT A WAKA-ABOUT
HAVE THIS BARELY OBVIOUS BOWL LEGS CUZ YOUR WALKING STEPS MATTERS TO ME
MUST BE STRUCTURALLY ENDOWED
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I'M THE JEALOUS TYPE
MUST UNDERSTAND EYE LANGUAGE
MUST BE FREE ANYWHERE AND NOT SHY(CAN DECIDE TO KISS YOU ANYWHERE, ANYTIME )
MUST BE HARDWORKING (MAIDS CAN'T COOK FOR ME)
MUST HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FAMILY
WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT YOUR EX, ONLY MINE
MUST BE TRUTHFUL AND NO KEEPING MALICE ( I LOVE BEING CONFRONTED)
MUST BE PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY OKAY
MUST HAVE AT LEAST A TALENT
MUST BE EDUCATED AND FLUENT
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE PRIVACY SOMETIMES, (DOESN'T MEAN I'M MAD OR SOMETHING )
every other thing will be sorted out.
one last thing
IF MY MUM DOESN'T LIKE YOU. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM



guys do you think I'm asking for too much. is there a girl with all these attributes?

I can bend some rules tho
I hope what your asking for you can create the same persona for her.
Re: My Ideal Woman by Nobody: 10:04am On Dec 12, 2017
kukuma goan mold your own girl


didirin dinrobo undecided
Re: My Ideal Woman by Blackhawk01: 10:12am On Dec 12, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
kukuma goan mold your own girl


didirin dinrobo undecided
Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy


Aye le oooo, ibosi oooo cry
Re: My Ideal Woman by IAMSASHY(f): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2017
undecided
LaughButton01:
After carefully analysing girls of now a days, I've come to a conclusions that you can not eat your cakes and have them. you get to choose between beauty and brains, girls are so full of shit these days, they don't think about how they make it in future but how they meet successful guy that will change their life. the ones that are beautiful don't think straight and it feels like the ones that think straight aren't beautiful..

these are the specs for my ideal woman

MUST LOVE ME
MUST BE PRAYERFUL
MUST BE A CAREER WOMAN
MUST BE FAIR AND BEAUTIFUL
MUST BE HUMBLE. STAY PUT, NOT A WAKA-ABOUT
HAVE THIS BARELY OBVIOUS BOWL LEGS CUZ YOUR WALKING STEPS MATTERS TO ME
MUST BE STRUCTURALLY ENDOWED
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I'M THE JEALOUS TYPE
MUST UNDERSTAND EYE LANGUAGE
MUST BE FREE ANYWHERE AND NOT SHY(CAN DECIDE TO KISS YOU ANYWHERE, ANYTIME )
MUST BE HARDWORKING (MAIDS CAN'T COOK FOR ME)
MUST HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FAMILY
WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT YOUR EX, ONLY MINE
MUST BE TRUTHFUL AND NO KEEPING MALICE ( I LOVE BEING CONFRONTED)
MUST BE PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY OKAY
MUST HAVE AT LEAST A TALENT
MUST BE EDUCATED AND FLUENT
MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE PRIVACY SOMETIMES, (DOESN'T MEAN I'M MAD OR SOMETHING )
every other thing will be sorted out.
one last thing
[s] IF MY MUM DOESN'T LIKE YOU. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM[/s]



guys do you think I'm asking for too much. is there a girl with all these attributes?

I can bend some rules tho
childish
Re: My Ideal Woman by ubunja(m): 1:03pm On Dec 12, 2017
never apologize for your list.
if someone finds a problem with it tell that person to keep walking.

its not by force.
Re: My Ideal Woman by habsydiamond(m): 1:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
forget imaginative thinking...Ur ideal women can end up as Ur murderer if u are not careful...what u should be praying for is the wife assigned to u by God...such wives don't disappoint, fornicates, develope pride and so on..most of Una ideal girl/ ladies of nowadays are black markets oooo.
Re: My Ideal Woman by Nobody: 1:21pm On Dec 12, 2017
ubunja:
never apologize for your list.
if someone finds a problem with it tell that person to keep walking.

its not by force.
grin OMG... I love this atittude
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