Xmass Tips For The Ladies - Family

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Xmass Tips For The Ladies by Dyoungstar(op): 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2017

In a few weeks time, some parents will be bundling their single daughters to the village in order to attract suitors (Ndị sị abroad/abload) Lol...
Dear beloved sister, in order for this trip to be eventful, i will give you useful tips and nuggets. When you arrive the village, ensure you do the following....

1. Greet people especially old mothers and fathers. Nothing excites villagers like a township girl that greets. You will start hearing things like(anya lulu nwa a ani). The recommendation has started oooo

2. Make sure you go to the Village field to watch football every evening. Ndi abroad comes there to scout for wives.

3. If you are a catholic, don't forget your finger rosary or the one you wear on your neck. That is the first sign of a well behaved, churchious and well brought-up girl.

4. Target those babes that have marriageable elder brothers and befriend them. When recommendation starts, you will be among first 3

5. While walking on the road, help any old woman you see on the road carrying any heavy load.. Do not be involved in any argument of any sort especially when u are not in your house. Don't forget to always put on a smiling face.

6. Finally ,when you go to church, make sure you bend down very well and shake your waist and dance very well, especially during offering time. Shake that thing that your mama gave you. The mothers are watching and assessing. The fact that you humbly danced is an added advantage.

Babes, If you apply these, by February/March you will be sharing your invitation card.
You can thank me later.. #Copied.

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