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Martinez19:
KingEbukasBlog, butterflylion, felixomor, bennyann, Petra1, jiggaz, Oladeegbu, I need some explanation.

ScienceWatch:
The correct answer to the OP is as follows;
Where ever you find God or JESUS on Nairaland, you will find Martinez19 therefore Martinez19 is omnipresent. The OP's topic title would have been accurate if it read, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.

butterflyl1on:
Oh lord see display of ignorance and stark zero understanding on full display.

If you understood my comment you still wouldn't type this rubbish above.

From Gods perspective there is absolutely no confusion. Simply put, you are the confused one.

Tithing is for our sake and not for Gods sake.
Tithing or a lack of it does not diminish God it rather sets us several steps back with God since we refuse to show love IN KIND to our brethren then how can we show Him love?

Jesus Never spoke against tithing because it is a thing of FREE WILL. You can choose to give a tenth which is otherwise known as tithe or you can choose to give ALL.

The Bible declared in 1st Corinthians 19-20

Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies

If you are no longer Your Own then all you are and have belongs to God and if You cannot as a sign of obedience give a tenth to those whom you can see how then can you give all to a God whom you cannot see.

If you wish to tithe, do so but if you wish not to due to a grievance you have but are still a believer then never withhold from anyone but live a life of obedience in GIVING.

You can give MERCY, KINDNESS, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, SALVATION, PATIENCE, GOODNESS etc.

All are a part of your giving in Christ and whatsoever you do to the least you do to Christ.

Nobody is wrong. Just egotistical. God sees all as right.

Maezara:
The Christians on this section are very stüpid and retãrded. NONE of them has been able to give any meaningful answer to the OP. Bunch of confused cretins.

butterflyl1on:
LMAO you do not believe in the "bible" yet you have spent 8 years of your life on nairaland arguing what you do not believe even when nobody directed such scriptures at you or your name was not mentioned in it. But for some reason any time scripture is mentioned to buttress an OP you appear and pounce on it.

Your life must be riddled with misery if this is all you are about.

I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of time you have wasted outside nairaland still on the same moronic mission.

By the way, NOBODY BELIEVES IN THE BIBLE. PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THE WORDS OF GOD CONTAINED IN THE BIBLE. you would do well to note the difference because many satanic beings such as you have tried bringing out their own versions of the Bible and adulterating it by so doing so God foreknowing this, said in 2nd Corinthians 3:6

He hath made us able ministers of the new testament; not of the letter, but of the spirit: for the letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.

The letter is the book but the spirit is the life in the words found in the book.

True Christians take the life the words provide and hold them high. Something you would never know about.

I knew you would be extremely ignorant of the scripture I gave in my last comment and that shows that indeed the natural minded man such as you can NEVER understand the things of the spirit so why ask for an explanation for something you have no idea about and yet you claim the explanation is not for you but for other Christians yet you ended it by saying "let's see if your spiritual talk isn't mumbo jumbo and nonsense."

So who is the LET US IN your comment if you are not among those to analyse it.

Your mumu is on fleek.

KingEbukasBlog:
Martinez19 Why am I being mentioned here ? Not like if I explain even in the simplest way you'll understand I mean you are an atheist . You are not expected to make sense or elicit reasonable thoughts . Wallow in the usual mediocrity and shallowness mbok .

Bia , take your time .

dalaman:
How did you know that the name of God is Jehovah? Did any God personallyappear to you and tell you that or did you read it in man made books of mythology and fiction?

ScienceWatch:
Correct Sir. These Low-level unregistered non fee paying Atheists will never understand even if you toil hard to over simplify to enlighten them.
Your observations are striking and extremely accurate.

It is extremely rude of this Low-level Atheist Martinez19 to invite you to his kindergarten topic on angels. I may be wrong, but I think this topic was meant to be about chickens.

joshnes:
AND HERE I WAS THINKING THIS THREAD WAS ON ANGELS

KingEbukasBlog:
lol @ low-level atheist

This kind of question is what children should ask . I mean 'why does God need angels' shouldn't be asked by a grown man

ScienceWatch:
Sir, Dalaman will never, never, never understand the mighty truths you wrote here. But I have respectfully noted all that you have said here and plan to share it also with high-level Atheists on my list.
You may be unaware of the frightening rumour going around, Low-level Atheists drug of choice is the new super drug called FLAKKA. Could that be the reason Martinez19 incorrectly tittled his topic ? This topic title should be ; WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.

KingEbukasBlog:
lol @ low-level atheist

This kind of question is what children should ask . I mean 'why does God need angels' shouldn't be asked by a grown man

butterflyl1on:
He absolutely has no clue about whatever he brings to the table as an argument. He simply enjoys having his comments responded to be they sensible or nonsensical as they often are.

ScienceWatch:
Correct Sir, but on the other hand I don't entirely blame Dalaman. He saw the word "Angel" in the title of this fake topic and dived in head first. It must be painful for him after he banged his head on the rocks below.

Martinez19 is good at playing practical jokes on his own congregation of unregistered Atheists.

butterflyl1on:
He absolutely has no clue about whatever he brings to the table as an argument. He simply enjoys having his comments responded to be they sensible or nonsensical as they often are.

ScienceWatch:
You may be wrong, or you could be right. But the real problem. Could be that the OP/Martinez19 is a MENTAL amputee who has stolen the title to his kindergarten topic ?

To get a meaningful answer he must ask the right questions to his target audience, which are all unregistered Low-level Atheists.

Martinez19 should correctly title this topic
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.

Tozara:
Mtchwwwww. So it's YOU?! The dindinrin of the religion section. The hypo of stupidity has scientifically washed away the tiniest stain of common sense and intelligence from your Christard life.

A lunatic that boldly declares that, "FAITH IS A BELIEF BASED ON EVIDENCE", disgracing the dictionary that has always made itself available for rational cripples like you.

What other evidence do I need?

Tozara:
Mtchwwwww. So it's YOU?! The dindinrin of the religion section. The hypo of stupidity has scientifically washed away the tiniest stain of common sense and intelligence from your Christard life.

A lunatic that boldly declares that, "FAITH IS A BELIEF BASED ON EVIDENCE", disgracing the dictionary that has always made itself available for rational cripples like you.

What other evidence do I need?

dalaman:
Eyah, seems the mental illness is fully back. I hope you get cured soon. You are so foolish, inane and stupid so much so that you get angry on behalf of an alleged omnipotent being, you even said that when people insult this alleged omnipotent being you'll give them the tirade they deserve. Only an imaginary and useless omnipotent being that exist inside your useless and mentally retarded head will depend on a total failure like you to throw tirades on others on it's behalf. Go take you drugs and see if your mental issues will be resolved and allow your imaginary God to fight it's own battles.

joshnes:
if you ask a primary school student a question on rocket science, even with options before him, he'll most likely always fail even though the answer is before him. The reason being that he lacks the basic required knowledge to identify the answer. As aethists, you are most likely to be unable to see answers to the questions bothering your mind on a "non-existent" God (I wonder why you ask questions on what does not exist) not because you don't want to but because you lack the basic knowledge to. And people say what you don't know is greater than you. My own prayer is for God Himself to shine His light on you as on Paul. I know no amount of answers arguments and counter questions is able to save even the least doubtful aethist in the world.

joshnes:
if you ask a primary school student a question on rocket science, even with options before him, he'll most likely always fail even though the answer is before him. The reason being that he lacks the basic required knowledge to identify the answer. As aethists, you are most likely to be unable to see answers to the questions bothering your mind on a "non-existent" God (I wonder why you ask questions on what does not exist) not because you don't want to but because you lack the basic knowledge to. And people say what you don't know is greater than you. My own prayer is for God Himself to shine His light on you as on Paul. I know no amount of answers arguments and counter questions is able to save even the least doubtful aethist in the world.

shaybebaby:
This is the mistake you make. Most atheists were once like you and believed whatever doctrines postulated by their religion. Until they started seeing the illogicalities and it all started to unravel.

If people turn against faith, it's because it makes no sense and when they ask questions, they get the usual bunkum spouted.

Kinda like politicians that never give straight answers when asked simple questions. It speaks of deception or falsity.

hopefulLandlord:
when atheists discuss your Yahweh we discuss it from the point of fiction just like we discuss GOT, Harry Potter, Superman, Spiderman etc; I (dare I say we?) just use questions as these to (attempt to) snap some of you out of your delusions

Tozara:
Mtchwwwww. So it's YOU?! The dindinrin of the religion section. The hypo of stupidity has scientifically washed away the tiniest stain of common sense and intelligence from your Christard life.

A lunatic that boldly declares that, "FAITH IS A BELIEF BASED ON EVIDENCE", disgracing the dictionary that has always made itself available for rational cripples like you.

What other evidence do I need?

Martinez19:
His post is so distorted that I can't believe a sane individual wrote this.

hopefulLandlord:
when atheists discuss your Yahweh we discuss it from the point of fiction just like we discuss GOT, Harry Potter, Superman, Spiderman etc; I (dare I say we?) just use questions as these to (attempt to) snap some of you out of your delusions

ScienceWatch:
Do you have a speech impediment Tozara. Do you stutter during orgasm? Are you the dindinrin of dazzling vaginas as your confusing profile indicate? [color=darkgreen]Or is it the hypo of your uncontrollable lust that has made you expose your tiny weeny in public?[/color]

Go now and dazzle many vaginas, though I doubt that cool woman will be impressed with your egotistic and deluded profile. Only a person with a dysfunctional weeny will profile himself as a one that will "DAZZLE VAGINAS."

ScienceWatch:
[s]Correct. TOZARA hyped up his profile to hide his shallowness.
In his deluded profile, he markets his tiny weeny as a tool that will DAZZLE all vaginas.

Only a stutterer uses words like "Indinrindin" so the can gain sympathy from the heater. I do sympathize with TOZARA.

TOZARA sympathetically identify himself in his insane profile as a Catholic Atheist. I maybe wrong, but I think he is saying that he is a dazzling born again vaginal Atheist.[/s]

ScienceWatch:
Do you have a speech impediment Tozara. Do you stutter during orgasm? Are you the dindinrin of dazzling vaginas as your confusing profile indicate? Or is it the hypo of your uncontrollable lust that has made you expose your tiny weeny in public?

Go now and dazzle many vaginas, though I doubt that cool woman will be impressed with your egotistic and deluded profile. Only a person with a dysfunctional weeny will profile himself as a one that will "DAZZLE VAGINAS."

Tozara:
Ah! Cursed be the bastard who manufactured this obsessed lunatic.

Are you pained by my profile? You have my permission to model yours after it.

ScienceWatch:
[s]TOZARA, don't break the esteemed Nairaland rules with cursing and swearing. I don't want the very strict moderators to ban you. We still have much to talk about.
I will not press the report button. I am very compasionate when talking with Low-level Atheists, therefore I have never ever reported any MENTALLY unstable idiot and I never will. You are free to vent your insanity on me, but watch out for the awesome moderators.

Now, let's get down to business. You want me imitate your profile. That won't work for me because the psychology of your deluded profile shouts.....TINY WEENY..... TINY WEENY !!

Honestly, I respect your chutzpah to come on Nairaland and promise women that you will DAZZLE THEIR VAGINAS with your tiny weeny

I do apologise if the truth hurts. But you hurt my feelings when you came out of the closet and revealed to the world that you are a Catholic Atheist. Damn, you need help.[/s]