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The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 10:29am On Mar 17, 2018
Doctufos: 11. I am the deceiver, ha, ha, ha, ha. The jealous one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The consuming fire, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the greatest deceiver.
12. I am the intolerant one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The unforgiving being, ha, ha, ha, ha. The nightmares of their heads, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the most intolerant one.
13. My food is worship, ha, ha, ha, ha. I bath in the water of deception, ha, ha, ha, ha. I swim in the pool of lies, ha, ha, ha, ha. My food is abundant worship.
14. Who can surpass my prophets in lies? ha, ha, ha, ha. And who can beat my priests to propaganda? ha, ha, ha, ha. Which being is as cunning as me? ha, ha, ha, ha. There's none like me in deception.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by Originakalokalo(m): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2018
Guy, Your time is Ticking.


Tick, Tock.....Tick Tock...Tick Tock.



Repent and be converted.


When you finally leave this world,

You will Face this Throne,

And I saw a great white throne,

and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.

And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices:

and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God.


You shall tremble before him that is sitted on the Throne.
At the sounds of those thunderings and voices,
You shall fear.


Your days are numbered already.

Repent and be converted.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 11:57am On Mar 17, 2018
Originalkalokalo, one thing I will never do is to say what is not true about any of these gods. I can't tell you that Yahweh laughed when he didn't. I reveal, the gods themselves recorded what I am revealing. Yahweh himself knows that I am saying the truth. Peace cool
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 11:41am On Mar 20, 2018
Gbam!
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 11:52pm On Mar 20, 2018
OtemAtum:
Originalkalokalo, one thing I will never do is to say what is not true about any of these gods. I can't tell you that Yahweh laughed when he didn't. I reveal, the gods themselves recorded what I an revealing. Yahweh himself knows that I am saying the truth. Peace cool


you lied otem
how would YAHWEH know you are saying the truth
when you say diffrent to His inspired word



from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Col 3:2 Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.

otem:
You are on earth and you are not living for the present but for the place of the dead i.e setting your affections on things above and not on earthly things. That makes you look like a mad man. It doesn't make sense at all. It's the same as being in a classroom but your attention is not in what is happening in the classroom but what is happening outside. That's F9. If you want to set your affection on the afterlife, do it very minimally, else you become useless to yourself and others on earth, like many of these religious fanatics.


from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Rom 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

otem:
Be not conformed to this world: This is like saying, be living a awkward life. It is like saying, be behaving like a mad man or like an alien. How will you be living in the world and you don't want to conform to the good practices of this world? That's F9 too.


from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Jas 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

otem:
The friendship of the world is enmity with God? For real? This is another big fallacy. This world should be loved by us. It is only what or whom we love that we can try to make better. We must make this world better than we met it. We must show love to the world. FYI, it is Yahweh that hates people who love the world, not Gos Almighty. God Almighty who created Yahweh loves us when we love the planets of our abode and the people there and make it better. Therefore it does not make sense not to love the world.




https://www.nairaland.com/4247420/what-religion-god#65967075

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 6:37am On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:



you lied otem
how would YAHWEH know you are saying the truth
when you say diffrent to His inspired word



from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Col 3:2 Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.

otem:
You are on earth and you are not living for the present but for the place of the dead i.e setting your affections on things above and not on earthly things. That makes you look like a mad man. It doesn't make sense at all. It's the same as being in a classroom but your attention is not in what is happening in the classroom but what is happening outside. That's F9. If you want to set your affection on the afterlife, do it very minimally, else you become useless to yourself and others on earth, like many of these religious fanatics.


from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Rom 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

otem:
Be not conformed to this world: This is like saying, be living a awkward life. It is like saying, be behaving like a mad man or like an alien. How will you be living in the world and you don't want to conform to the good practices of this world? That's F9 too.


from God's(YAHWEH'S) word:
Jas 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

otem:
The friendship of the world is enmity with God? For real? This is another big fallacy. This world should be loved by us. It is only what or whom we love that we can try to make better. We must make this world better than we met it. We must show love to the world. FYI, it is Yahweh that hates people who love the world, not Gos Almighty. God Almighty who created Yahweh loves us when we love the planets of our abode and the people there and make it better. Therefore it does not make sense not to love the world.




https://www.nairaland.com/4247420/what-religion-god#65967075


Have you countered any of my points over there ? Even Yahweh himself cannot counter those points because he knows that I am saying the truth.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 8:51am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:


Have you countered any of my points over there ?

there is nothing to counter, i believe YAHWEH'S inspired word, not your satanic ravings



OtemAtum: Even Yahweh himself cannot counter those points because he knows that I am saying the truth.


you are clearly deluded

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 8:54am On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:

you are clearly deluded
Says someone looking at the mirror and talking to himself cool
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 8:58am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
Says someone looking at the mirror and talking to himself cool

of course this type of rave is all you have

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 9:01am On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:


of course this type of rave is all you have
Pls address the topic, or do you think I'm joking about the Laughter of Yahweh? I'll refer you to the collection of songs where I picked it from.

Follow this link, pls>>> https://www.nairaland.com/3924665/worldy-music-compiled-otem-billions
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 9:06am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
Pls address the topic, or do you think I'm joking about the Laughter of Yahweh? I'll refer you to the collection of songs where I picked it from.

Follow this link, pls>>> https://www.nairaland.com/3924665/worldy-music-compiled-otem-billions

duh
i'm not interested in links to anti biblical rubbish
that's your love

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 9:09am On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:


duh
i'm not interested in links to anti biblical rubbish
that's your love
So you don't want links, but you know how to post biblical rubbish in my thread. How will you learn?
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 9:11am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
So you don't want links, but you know how to post biblical rubbish in my thread. How will you learn?

you don't like being shown up for lies, too bad

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 9:15am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
So you don't want links, but you know how to post biblical rubbish in my thread. How will you learn?

you will find out soon enough the hard everlasting way that the Bible is God's inspired word, not rubbish:

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 9:27am On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:


you will find out soon enough the hard everlasting way that the Bible is God's inspired word, not rubbish:

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


John told you this lie and you believed it wholeheartedly? Well, I'm here to liberate you and this fearful generation. God Almighty who created Yahweh your god didn't make any fire for people. Millions of years ago in the days of Mulah, the light of God Almighty went into all the evil places made by Yahweh and his fellows and quenched all the evil illusions of fire there.

Doctufos: Histar 2:20-26


20. Now there were some who screamed and
cursed, saying, God, you are evil. For you have
made this fire to torment us and not to even
torment Satan as your book have said. For this
Satan does not even appear as if the fire hurts
him at all. And all his angels are not affected by
your fire also. For they laugh weird laughter at
us and punish us, feeling no pain at all.
21. And we cry in the fire, but Satan whom you
have made the fire for is always laughing in it.
For he feels no pain at all. And he still has the
strength to strike us with his weapons, laughing
hard. Yet you said that you have made this place
for Satan and his angels.
22. Now while they wailed, the evil creature said,
I am your god Yahweh, the deceiver himself. I
have made the fire for you because you become
my followers on earth and then you are bound by
my laws.
23. For my laws cannot be broken. For if you
break any of my laws, you shall be punished here
forever.
24. Now while our wailings continued, a great
light came and lightened up the darkness of the
smoke of fire. And we heard a voice, saying, I
have come to free your souls. For you are seeing
the illusions of what you believe in. For you are
not in any real fire, but you suffer the
imagination of the god whom you worship. For
like one on earth who take the weed of tekum
and see hallucinations of fire, so are you all.
25. For the afterlife is like a dream of never
returning. Now imagine the afterlifes of your
choice and you shall find yourself there.
26. And it was so, for every afterlife we all
imagined became the places we went. But the
imaginations were not our own, for our thoughts
were only connected to the thoughts of some
good gods who have themselves by their
imaginations made good afterlives thousands of
years before.

I pity you for believing in the hell fire which is already extinct millions of years back.
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 9:50am On Mar 21, 2018
This is the exact thing people of church of Satan do. Blaspheme against God. It is clear Otem is being used by Satan

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 9:54am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:


John told you this lie and you believed it wholeheartedly? Well, I'm here to liberate you and this fearful generation. God Almighty who created Yahweh your god didn't make any fire for people. Millions of years ago in the days of Mulah, the light of God Almighty went into all the evil places made by Yahweh and his fellows and quenched all the evil illusions of fire there.

complete nonsense,
as i said you will find out soon enough:

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Rev_19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
Rev_20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Mat 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Mar 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Mar 9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Mar 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Mar 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Mar 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Mar 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.



OtemAtum: I pity you for believing in the hell fire which is already extinct millions of years back.

i don't pity you, your destiny, because of the evil things you say about God(YAHWEH),
you truly deserve it

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 9:59am On Mar 21, 2018
I say the truth about Yahweh a creature of God Almighty and I'm sure he knows right in his spiritual cage that I am saying the very truth. It's you the light of God Almighty should just visit and open your eyes to the truth Johnw74. cool

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 10:00am On Mar 21, 2018
terrezo2002:
This is the exact thing people of church of Satan do. Blaspheme against God.
It is clear Otem is being used by Satan
Even Satan(Yahweh) himself knows that I'm not been used by him.
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 10:14am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
I say the truth about Yahweh a creature of God Almighty and I'm sure he knows right in his spiritual cage that I am saying the very truth. It's you the light of God Almighty should just visit and open your eyes to the truth Johnw74. cool

it appears impossible for you to say the truth about YAHWEH(God)

YAHWEH-JEHOVAH is God Almighty:
Exo_6:3 And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the name of God Almighty, but by my name JEHOVAH was I not known to them.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by johnw74: 10:19am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:

Even Satan(Yahweh) himself knows that I'm not been used by him.

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

what a terrible end and deservedly so, for rejecting the true God and speaking vile of Him
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 10:36am On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:

Even Satan(Yahweh) himself knows that I'm not been used by him.
Jehovah Almighty created Satan. Both are not the same.
Satan is the one you are working for while Y'weh is the God of the universe your creator

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 1:29pm On Mar 21, 2018
terrezo2002:

Jehovah Almighty created Satan. Both are not the same.
Satan is the one you are working for while Y'weh is the God of the universe your creator

You need to learn. Satan simply means enemy of humanity. It's a mere title, not a name. God Almighty called Yahweh the enemy of humanity billions of years ago. Till date, Yahweh and some other gods are still functioning as Satans(the enemy of humanity).

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 1:34pm On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:


Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

what a terrible end and deservedly so, for rejecting the true God and speaking vile of Him


That dude who wrote Revelation is very funny. I can't just imagine how he would stay there writing this meaningless text. So your god doesn't know that storing information in computers will save him of stress instead of storing it in books? Imagine, whosoever was not found written in the book...laughable grin
I even heard that in the future, they will be swallowing scrolls in Yahweh's heaven. That's too primitive.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 1:39pm On Mar 21, 2018
johnw74:


it appears impossible for you to say the truth about YAHWEH(God)

YAHWEH-JEHOVAH is God Almighty:
Exo_6:3 And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the name of God Almighty, but by my name JEHOVAH was I not known to them.

This is the passage revealing when God Almighty created Yahweh, Allah, Olorun, Abassi and some others.
Doctufos:
13. And by one fragment of the imagination of
God, there exist some beings. And these beings
have similarities with God in his light form.
14. Now the names of some of these beings are
Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum
who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also
called Alla, Nymphidis who is also called
Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

And below is a little more about your god
Doctufos:

Eta-n-tagba 18:1-3
1. Whoever puts humanity in the bondage of fear
the most is qualified to take the title Satan.
2. For many gods before you have taken such
title; and Yahweh possesses such title naturally
because he is the greatest of all homo-haters.
3. Therefore don't be deceived, Yahweh is Satan,
for even his scribes detect him to be so. But
they fear to challenge his authority, even though
they have written him as Satan in their books.
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 2:00pm On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:


You need to learn. Satan simply means enemy of humanity. It's a mere title, not a name. God Almighty called Yahweh the enemy of humanity billions of years ago. Till date, Yahweh and some other gods are still functioning as Satan(the enemy of humanity).
You sometime called this your 'God Almighty' nature. my question is how does this your nature speak?

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 2:10pm On Mar 21, 2018
terrezo2002:

You sometime called this your 'God Almighty' nature. my question is how does this your nature speak?

Nature is just a part of God Almighty and not the whole. You won't expect Nature to speak with human voice, would you? Okay, nature communicates in different ways to different people:
1. If you come to the world for a particular purpose and you haven't found that purpose, you will always have deep dissatisfaction until you detect that thing. That's nature speaking.
2. If you are practising a religion and you didn't really come to the world to practice that religion, the religion will work against you. That's nature communicating with you that you have to go for what you come to the world for.
3. If you are in your teens and you start having wet dreams, that's nature telling you that your reproductive organs are now mature.

Nature communicates a lot to us, but please don't equate nature with God Almighty(Existence). Nature is just an infinitesimal subset of God Almighty(Existence).
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 2:13pm On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:


Nature is just a part of God Almighty and not the whole. You won't expect Nature to speak with human voice, would you? Okay, nature communicates in different ways to different people:
1. If you come to the world for a particular purpose and you haven't found that purpose, you will always have deep dissatisfaction until you detect that thing. That's nature speaking.
2. If you are practising a religion and you didn't really come to the world to practice that religion, the religion will work against you. That's nature communicating with you that you have to go for what you come to the world for.
3. If you are in your teens and you start having wet dreams, that's nature telling you that your reproductive organs are now mature.

Nature communicates a lot to us, but please don't equate nature with God Almighty(Existence). Nature is just an infinitesimal subset of God Almighty(Existence).
Okay, how does existence speak?
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 2:24pm On Mar 21, 2018
terrezo2002:

Okay, how does existence speak?

Existence= You+Me+Yahweh+Allah+Obatala+CuteMadridista+Plants+Animals+Rocks+Wind+....+Everything

You just communicated now, isn't it? That's one out of the uncountable ways EXISTENCE speaks. I just spoke too. That plants and animals don't talk(except for few animals) doesn't mean they don't communicate. Rocks, Winds, etc, they communicate through radiation of waves, Yahweh spoke (bible), Allah spoke(Quran), Follow CuteMadridista to see what he speaks; Everything communicates.

Existence has communicated and will never cease to communicate. Sum up all the communication of everything existing in all the universes, that is how Existence communicates. But if you are talking about how a particular god within existence e.g how Yahweh speaks, follow the bible. How Allah speaks, follow Quran; How Vishnu and some other gods speak, follow Vedas. How Enki, Anu and Enlil speaks, follow Enuma Elish.

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Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 2:37pm On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:


Existence= You+Me+Yahweh+Allah+Obatala+CuteMadridista+Plants+Animals+Rocks+Wind+....+Everything

You just communicated now, isn't it? That's one out of the uncountable ways EXISTENCE speaks. I just spoke too. That plants and animals don't talk(except for few animals) doesn't mean they don't communicate. Rocks, Winds, etc, they communicate through radiation of waves, Yahweh spoke (bible), Allah spoke(Quran), Follow CuteMadridista to see what he speaks; Everything communicates.

Existence has communicated and will never cease to communicate. Sum up all the communication of everything existing in all the universes, that is how Existence communicates. But if you are talking about how a particular god within existence e.g how Yahweh speaks, follow the bible. How Allah speaks, follow Quran; How Vishnu and some other gods speak, follow Vedas. How Enki, Anu and Enlil speaks, follow Enuma Elish.

So all these names is what you call God Almighty. It is alright.
My question now is how did you know Y'WEH laughed? and the many things you talk about Him. how did you come about them?
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum: 3:29pm On Mar 21, 2018
terrezo2002:

So all these names is what you call God Almighty. It is alright.
My question now is how did you know Y'WEH laughed? and the many things you talk about Him. how did you come about them?
Saw it in the Universal book of history.
Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by terrezo2002(m): 3:32pm On Mar 21, 2018
OtemAtum:
Saw it in the Universal book of history.
Someone must have written that book. So who wrote it?

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