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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 4:44pm On Dec 19, 2017
Pain killer can only curtail pain for a short period of time. I pray the lord relieve and eradicate every pain u might be passing through. The lord is ur strength, bruh.
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 5:01pm On Dec 19, 2017
Bruh or brother na same; Orgzeyn dear, I pray that the great physician will stretch forth His healing hands to relieve you of your pains and grant you speedy recovery by His mercies
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by orgzeyn(m): 6:56pm On Dec 19, 2017
Mercies of the lord come down, to your children
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 7:27pm On Dec 19, 2017
Children of God shout hallelujah smiley

Somebody should do giveaway on this thread na
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 8:40pm On Dec 19, 2017
na which kind giveaway you dey talk about Lorbar? Abeg make all of una dey help me pray for my orgzeyn o, make God shame his enemies of progress, make Jehovah Rapha touch him and wholly heal him soonest embarassed
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:02pm On Dec 19, 2017
Soonest, in no time, God will lay his healing hands on you orgzeyn. You will be made whole.

vivie01, Christmas giveaway na
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by staymore: 9:13pm On Dec 19, 2017
Lorbar:
Soonest, in no time, God will lay his healing hands on you orgzeyn. You will be made whole.

vivie01, Christmas giveaway na

Na prayer u dey pray abi na Christmas giveaway u want. It's going to be fun this Christmas. Isn't it?
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 19, 2017
It's gonna be fun this Christmas, bruh abi na sis staymore? We want u to stay more on this thread as ur moniker implies. Lorbar, which giveaway u still want after all the ones wey mrwondah gave u?
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 9:18pm On Dec 19, 2017
U no go understand why dey giveaway go hard to work? Lorbar how person want take do Xmas giveaway for this thread? We no get time we all dey come online so if one tries to paste a recharge card a guest might be lucky to load it.
If we say make we drop our numbers e go lead to spamming and invation of privacy by strangers.
If we create whatsapp group some people go miss out, either bcs dem no wan reveal their true identity or seem no dey whatsapp. Like me I no go like share my number give person o, unless we all agree to build trust.

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2017
Trust must be built o Jere.......u can send ur recharge card via PM na, anybody that wants recharge card can send me a PM tongue, just ur network operator without phone number. tongue
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 5:30am On Dec 20, 2017
Number 1 star boy is here. Hello my people. Been a while. How Una Dey?

Orgzeyn my man. You're healed already. I prayed for you this morning. My thoughts are with you bro.

Y'all have a great day today. Thanks to those who offered me jollof rice. I appreciate Y'all.
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:01am On Dec 20, 2017
Y'all should wake up already.. Alexanderbells2 you don come with your wahala this early morning. orgzeyn my in law hope you are better than yesterday? Good morning my brothers and sisters.
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 7:12am On Dec 20, 2017
Sisters are the best thing a guy can ever have. Look at me... With 10 sisters and 3 brothers that means collecting bride price 10x, eating from 10 different pots when I'm old, each has at least 10 friends in one year that means having at least 100 potential babes a year... You see why I play?
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 7:53am On Dec 20, 2017
Play responsibly bruv, life's got no duplicate. Collecting bride price 10x? Are you their father? grin LOL @eating from 10 different pots, grin MrWondah abeg no play with food poisoning o, its so real sad

Alexanderbells2, how are you doing? Thanks for your best wishes for Presido, we will not forget you when we get there tongue .......Na to say make you no annoy first lady before then sha tongue ........ Everyone, thanks for your get well messages and prayers!

Sorry Orgzeyn dear, hope you are feeling much better this morning sad
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 8:35am On Dec 20, 2017
morning y'all, how we deysmiley
mrwondah with hin antics this morning, I don laf tire
very nice sisters calculation, see statisticscheesy

egbon alexanderbells2, how every, morning bro
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 9:57am On Dec 20, 2017
Bro uyiii, I see you my man. How that side now? How them babes? Gucciqueen38, where you see wàhálà wey I come with now? Yangà go Dey sleep, you wan go Dey touch am, do Jeje oo.

Mrwondah, I Dey feel you young man. 10 sisters and 3 brothers? I'm surprised no one is asking you how your papa take manage that set up? Him build a team, come add the official three substitute join. Man is a legend mehn! Respect!!!

Vivie01, respect for the first lady has always been optimal. Although, I assume you're only interested in becoming the Nigerian first lady than been orgzeyn first lady. Such political loyalty!!!

Lorbar dear, you still carry this beggy beggy attitude come this thread. Bia, my love, don't allow it to follow you enter 2018 ó.


BTW, who's staymore?

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:04am On Dec 20, 2017
Alexanderbells2:
Bro uyiii, I see you my man. How that side now? How them babes? Gucciqueen38, where you see wàhálà wey I come with now? Yangà go Dey sleep, you wan go Dey touch am, do Jeje oo.

Mrwondah, I Dey feel you young man. 10 sisters and 3 brothers? I'm surprised no one is asking you how your papa take manage that set up? Him build a team, come add the official three substitute join. Man is a legend mehn! Respect!!!

Vivie01, respect for the first lady has always been optimal. Although, I assume you're only interested in becoming the Nigerian first lady than been orgzeyn first lady. Such political loyalty!!!

Lorbar dear, you still carry this beggy beggy attitude come this thread. Bia, my love, don't allow it to follow you enter 2018 ó.


BTW, who's staymore?
Is this a joke or something? If you don't have anything sensible to say, then you should keep quiet or better still show me where I displayed beggy beggy attitude
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 10:13am On Dec 20, 2017
Staymore seems to be a passerby on this thread but managed to drop one or two comments.

Lorbar dear, please dont take this personal, you should know that the bell carrier used to joke a lot and look for trouble, he just want to have a banter with you, seems you are the one he dreamt of early this morning smiley ........ leave him for MrWondah to handle, he's just been jealous, maybe he doesnt know you are Wondah's lorlor now cheesy .....can you take that your post back pls.

Alexanderbells2, hmmm, me political first lady, okay, I hear you now, keep joking with your portfolio, you will have me to answer to when ministerial nominees' time comes, just dont think egunje will settle it easily like that undecided tongue grin
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 11:27am On Dec 20, 2017
That alexanderbelss2 again. bia, bell ringer, no ring your bell come near any of my queens o. If not i go send my guard uyiii make him flog you sotey you forget road to your village. How you go say my own Lorbar, (even though say uyiii still dey drag am with me, like those lagos land grabbers) dey do beggi beggi like all those Lebanese and Libyan children we dey see for road? you no know say na christmas we dey? We dey in the season of giving. I don give all my queens 5 mmwe each this morning before I comot go class, wetin you don give your own, quarrels?
Vive01, no you still dey take care of presido, ehmm, shervydman go buy me N1000 recharge card, snap am put for here but i use call gucciqueen38 tell am make she no come house, i get another visitor, I go snap N1000 note upload am here for you make you go print.
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 12:05pm On Dec 20, 2017
Print scanned N1000 Note? shocked Wondah, this one na scam o, I no gree undecided

Im still taking care of Presido for sure but that doesn't mean I should not collect my own Xmas giveaway now? In fact, I'm the one that needed it most now 'cos I would be taking some of Presido's political allies calls, I don't want them to be disturbing him undecided ......What it means is that all of you should be donating N1000 recharge card each starting from MrWondah, tongue Alexanderbells2, yours is N5000 recharge voucher, your fine from the house and deadline is 4pm today tongue cheesy

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by orgzeyn(m): 12:27pm On Dec 20, 2017
Today is better than yesterday, i will be going home tomorrow praise God, thanks to all for all your well wishes, may the almighty God keep and preserve you and your family, and also enrich you all IJN AMEN, Thank u all, vivie01 my beloved thanks

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 3:49pm On Dec 20, 2017
Thanks to everybody for keeping this thread alive. smiley
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 4:30pm On Dec 20, 2017
Alive, he's Alive, Jesus is alive..... Amen.

Mrwondah, nah your queen be Lorbah? No wonder she no get joy. cheesy cheesy. See as she serious on top beggy beggy. Besides, I didn't compare her to Lebanese and Niger republic shildren who hold your hand and beg you vigorously. Nah Wondah make such comparison.

Anyways, Lorbah, nah joke we Dey. No bad feelings. And if anything on this thread, I come here to catch fun and BANT. Be like say you been no dey see me before, so now you know me well. I for enter your parole too but I can't be dragging you with uyiii and Wondah. (Them be my boys now) But if you like me Sha and you really feel the boy, send me pm. kiss kiss kiss

I'll reply you, I promise.

Orgzeyn, we suppose organize home coming for you ó. As par, make we even politicize your discharge. We go say your political foes were behind the incident but God, who's destined you to rule this country, saw you through. We go Dey road welcome you with placards and mammoth crowd. Just the way PMB was welcomed when he returned from his sick leave. What do you think?

Shervydman, my man! What's up now? I hear say you Dey share recharge card? Mai send my number?

Uyiii say mai greet all of una ó. We both dey here for ikeja under bridge Dey sell books and Christmas apparels. He no get light charge phone nah why he no Dey online. He give aboki last night to help him charge overnight. Aboki never open shop since morning ó. grin grin grin

Gucciqueen38, Bia, are you 38 years old? undecided undecided

Wondah, nah Benin you dey or nah Uyo?

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 4:46pm On Dec 20, 2017
Uyo should be the most beautiful capital in Nigeria after calabar, don't know if I'm correct. Nobody gree send me PM o, so I never send anybody card o, oga bells.

Lorbar no know say na joke u dey joke before ni jare, it's all gone and u should help us greet uyiii for ikeja under bridge.

Why u go talk say Gucci na 38years? no o, she no be 38 years o...no be arugbo I dey carry o. Maybe her birthday is 3rd of Aug. Make I ask am sef.

Gucciqueen38, what does the 38 in ur moniker stands for?

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 20, 2017
Stands for nothing.. Is just a number i added to it.
Shervydman, Alexanderbells2 i am not 38 oo tongue i am in my twenties and still very young grin grin

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:16pm On Dec 20, 2017
young-est landlord in the house alias alexanderbells2, I dey feel your jokes manembarassed, you suppose don escalate for the comedy industry.

very funnyundecided

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 5:41pm On Dec 20, 2017
Funny as I don use style know say Gucciqueen38 nah still fresh blood and very young. Mai send you pm sharp. All these one wey shervydman Dey talk nah just talks jare.

We'll do it like this shervy. Gucciqueen38 will list her requirements or give us a task. The first to finish it wins her heart. Just like the classical days the princess heart is won in a satirical manner.

Uyiii, where you see landlord ó? How you Dey?

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 20, 2017
Dey there dey find requirements list, u hear? There's nothing to fight for jare, she's for Shervy alone cool.

But where v.v? undecided

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by orgzeyn(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2017
V.v is With Me y asking ?

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:06pm On Dec 20, 2017
Asking of our first-lady just to know how she's faring ni, no shingbinshingbin.

That last word fit cos commotion for the next poster. grin

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Josephjnr(m): 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2017
Asking is different from seeking. A man once said,power is taken. Ask for anything and you will put your fate in the hands of another man and you might not get what you want for instead of seeking, you are merely asking.
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 8:38pm On Dec 20, 2017
Asking begat receiving, this makes first lady to ask for recharge cards' donation but you all defied her. embarassed Anyway, she's not angry with anyone, you know why? Presido will be at home tomorrow, so this gives her more joy than your cards. MrWondah, this one we no see you, your visitor still dey?

Orgzeyn my dear, I dey feel you jare, how body? Hope you are getting better and better. We just thank God for life cos the life we live, we live it in Christ Jesus, the hope of our glory, to Him be honour, adoration and praise forevermore! May the good Lord continue to be gracious to you and everyone of us IJN. Amen.

Shervy, you are waiting for me to send you PM abi? Keep waiting so ti gbo.undecided Anyway, thanks for asking after me. cool

Lorbar, gucciqueen38 and Elantraceey why just peeping without commenting ehn? I believed all is well.sad ...Shaybebaby, hope you are doing fine.

What about the book sellers, Uyiii and Alexanderbells2? I just dey look una first with one eye, no wonder you are selling pirated copies.grin I know say Uyiii too like money, see as he carry covetous eyes go enter book selling under bridge upon say he don yab bells so tey. Una never come back from under bridge? smiley

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