Hi my fellow brothers and sisters, plz i need ur advice. I am about to move to Norway from Nigeria, probably this will be next month being August. can somebody in Norway keep me update of life over there? is it a good place for husling? Iam going as a visitor but when i get there i will go and seek asylum. Please help me with a good information about Norway. thanks

mi 2010:

Hi my fellow brothers and sisters, plz i need your advice. I am about to move to Norway from Nigeria, probably this will be next month being August. can somebody in Norway keep me update of life over there? is it a good place for husling? Iam going as a visitor but when i get there i will go and seek asylum. Please help me with a good information about Norway. thanks

What will be ur reason for seeking asylum? War in Nigeria?

All those stories are tales by moonlight,you willl suffer.

@Poster

Please come quickly, your fellow Naija asylum seekers here are waiting 4 u., come and suffer without work permit. Remember if you come here to deal in drugs, you will never last, I give u 3 to 6 months and U will find your black ass in jail.

mi 2010:

Hi my fellow brothers and sisters, plz i need your advice. I am about to move to Norway from Nigeria, probably this will be next month being August. can somebody in Norway keep me update of life over there? is it a good place for husling? Iam going as a visitor but when i get there i will go and seek asylum. Please help me with a good information about Norway. thanks

^^^ This is so sad they give you visitors visa but you are going to look for asylum so so sad and once again messing up oppurtunities for legit people traveling from Nigeria.

Your solution is to get a woman pregnant within weeks of your stay,she will come back for you,if you are lucky,but the rest na stress.

@poster
i suggest you pack some very warm clothes because, come october/november, the real Norwegian cold will hit you like a ton of bricks and if you have nowhere to live, you will realize how nice the 9ja sunshine was.

poster
you better stay in nigeria if you dont have anything you intend going there to do, if you visiting i would strongly advice you to return back before you visa expires,life abroad as an illegal immigrant is like hell on earth there will be no peace for you pls my brother think twice

Dare14:

poster
you better stay in nigeria if you dont have anything you intend going there to do, if you visiting i would strongly advice you to return back before you visa expires,life abroad as an illegal immigrant is like hell on earth there will be no peace for you pls my brother think twice

life abroad is even hell for those of us with papers, talk less of the illegal immigrants

Your Asylum will be rejected. Nigeria is a safe country and you cannot claim asylum if you come from Nigeria. Nigeria is on the European list of safe countries.

I will also add that you will find it impossible to live in Norway because you cannot speak the language.

It is disgusting that you are falsely claiming asylum, and taking the place of a woman or child who actually needs asylum, you pig.

My advice to you poster would be to travel on a visit. Spend some time and see if you can find any business opportunities you can engage in. Maybe search for companies in which you can act as a representative for their products on the  African continent. You would be surprised how many companies would be obliged to do business with you. Then return home with your opportunity in hand.

It is better off doing business than going to hustle your life washing plates and packing snow. It would take you about the same effort and probably same costs for you do engage in a business as it would take hustling.

It's better off being legitimate. Otherwise, the consequences could be nasty. There are already too many aduros with very sad stories.

Hamsters:

My advice to you poster would be to travel on a visit. Spend some time and see if you can find any business opportunities you can engage in. Maybe search for companies in which you can act as a representative for their products on the  African continent. You would be surprised how many companies would be obliged to do business with you. Then return home with your opportunity in hand.

It is better off doing business than going to hustle your life washing plates and packing snow. It would take you about the same effort and probably same costs for you do engage in a business as it would take hustling.

It's better off being legitimate. Otherwise, the consequences could be nasty. There are already too many aduros with very sad stories.

@hamster

I am impressed with what you have just written, I live in Norway, and I would really like to ask you some questions and get some advice concerning your post, can we exchange mails?

newworldcapital:

I need help from those based in Norway. Contact me via oris.joel@gmail.com

You are always interested in traveling to countries, the list is endless. Qatar, USA, Ecuador, Bahamas ,Cuba, TRINIDAD & TOBAGO,HONDURAS, Duba, and now Norway.
Are you serious at all?

@mobuch, my email is uchetoo2010@hotmail.com, plz im waiting for ur mail.

I thank all those for ur advise, but my question is : is it not Nigerians and other africans that are leaving in Norway? and they are making it big time. If i will go to Norway and be illegal i prefer it to been in Nigeria. Afterall Norway has a very good economy.And i belive with the spirit i have i will make it big over there.

^^^^if you have such a "great" spirit, you should be able to make it ANYWHERE in the world (9ja included).
people like you, with no sound plan other than misplaced information about a country's economy, are the easiest(and first) to fail!

do you know how many brodas like you, who furthermore HAVE PAPERS, fail out there?! if a sound economy and a strong heart was all it took to succeed then ALL Africans in Scandinavia would be successful.

ask yourself why most are selling their a$$es if "will" was all it took to succeed?! shine your bloody eyes before you die under a meter of snow and your body will only be discovered when the summer time comes.

Foreigners see  opportunties when they visit  your country but you prefer to slave for the white man in Norway.I have friends  over there and i  have also visited the place.You  will suffer.Its only in oslo you will get job,and its not an E.u country but shengen.You cannot hide for long.But you can try.But its better to create wealth in Nigeria .you  will laugh last.I am in italy for  holiday ,and i have seen Nigerian girls selling pusssies for 5 euro covert it to Nigerian money and shake your head.

mobuch:

@hamster

I am impressed with what you have just written, I live in Norway, and I would really like to ask you some questions and get some advice concerning your post, can we exchange mails?

Sure we can exchange emails. This is my email. I will take it off soonest. castore.edu@gmail.com

what's with this holier than God attitude going on in here? 90% of people living abroad (especially Europe) went there on a visiting or business visa and from Holidays they made it holiyears! Only countries like the US, UK, Canada and few more can grant you residency through family, job, or marriage before going there.
some of you are advising him to visit and come back to Nigeria and be a company representative in Nigeria, do you know how much it cost or take to be that! do you know how long you must have done business with a company to be their rep? do you know if this guy even borrowed money to acquire the visa? or is been sponsored by someone else (meaning he's broke) and you're here trowing out advises? well my news for you is that he's going anyway regardless of what anybody say here.

As for you mi2010, all I can tell you is that its not going to be as easy as you think and get that making it "BIG TIME" off you mind except if you have drugs in mind. If your making it in Norway is a do or die thing then I will advise you to go with a bag of Nigeria soul for you feet in jail cause you wont step on the real soil anytime soon if they get you. Also, both traveling and seeking asylum with a Nigerian passport is already a mess. Just as we both know its not true, they also don't/wont believe any story you tell them about your asylum. They will listen to you, tell you that they will investigate your stories and make their decision which 10 out of 10 times will result in denial. After which they will hand you a letter giving you time to leave the country voluntarily or face deportation. You can always appeal the denial but your best bet it to get their woman.
Anyway, I live in US and am only speaking from my brother's experience there before he moved to Swiss. life in almost every part of Europe is not easy. I have been there few times and I can tell you that 99.9% of naija guys there are into drugs and moving from place to place, country to country, except few that are married to their women, got some kind of papers and jobs. Also make sure you know someone there atleast to help you with a place to put your head. Knowing someone there will not do you anygood as per getting papers even if they are citizens. With your naija passport, you'll be out of the asylum post in no time because they don't have time to investigate anything you tell them and dont/wont believe any prove, papers, or document from naija. So expect to get out of there in a month or less except if your station is one of the big offices and ofcox with your letter to leave the country. Hopefully someone that live there will shine more light on your question just speaking from my brother's experience. Good luck.

@prince onx, Thank u so much for ur kind advice, to be frank with u, i have made up my mind that i am going there. somebody over there told me that in Norway asylums(aduro) get 1500 euros per month from the government.
Im tired of being in this hopless condition in nija. things are getting worst every day, so i want to go and try my luck to the order side of the world.
i belive God is with me.

mi 2010:

@prince onx, Thank u so much for your kind advice, to be frank with u, i have made up my mind that i am going there. somebody over there told me that in Norway asylums(aduro) get 1500 euros per month from the government.
Im tired of being in this hopless condition in nija. things are getting worst every day, so i want to go and try my luck to the order side of the world.
i belive God is with me.

Man, I really really pity you.
Who told you, Aduros receive 1500 euros every month?Thats the biggest lie from the pit of hell.
They receive  3000 krones which is about 70000 naira as their feeding expenses every month and thats not even enough considering the cost of living here.
Look, if I were you I would use that money you have budgeted for travel expenses to start up something in Nigeria. I live in Norway, and I can assure you that you are making a very wrong move. Honestly, the only reason why I dont regret travelling out of Nigeria and coming to Norway, is that I strictly came here to study.

Man, a word is enough for the wise. Life here is very tough especially for the blacks.

mi 2010:

@prince onx, Thank u so much for your kind advice, to be frank with u, i have made up my mind that i am going there. somebody over there told me that in Norway asylums(aduro) get 1500 euros per month from the government.
Im tired of being in this hopless condition in nija. things are getting worst every day, so i want to go and try my luck to the order side of the world.
i belive God is with me.

if you have already made up your mind thanks to your friend telling you that you will make 1500€ per month then fly away little birdie and do keep us posted on the Norwegian adventures.


@Mobuch
that poor soul will learn the hard way (like so many others) and be sent back to 9ja with his tail between his legs (or go into drugs as a last resort)
IGNORANCE IS BLISS!!!!!!

@mi2010, You really seem to have very high hope and expectation about this your Europe trip. My brother received about $190 equivalent a month and that was just in November of 2008. I was sending him money from US for almost his whole stay there till he left for Swiss, so you better do your homework very well. People wey dey work no dey make 1500 Euro a month not to talk of aduro person! Europe is tough and the only reason why am supporting you is because you seem to have nothing really going for you in naija! And like I said before, make sure you have a plan B cux you wont last in that aduro camp. Nigerians are known for fake stories and document in Europe so whatever your story is, they'll tell you stories at the end of the day and ask you to leave the country. They wont believe your aduro story period! and when you leave the camp, you're already in deportation procedures meaning if any cop stop you on the way and finger print you, he will know immediately that you've been denied a stay and also suppose to have left the country.

@prince onx, thank u so much for ur kindness, i always appreciate ur thought. i will think twice about this trip now. maybe my friends in norway dont want to tell me the truet. plz can i have ur email address? thanks

@mobuch, im now having a second thought about this journey, but, plz if i come to Norway as a student what is the prospect for me to get a job after my studies? will i be giveing notice to leave the country after my studies?

It depends on what you study, and your ability to learn the language,
If you study a course that is rare and in demand, you will easily get a job here, but if you study a course that is common and irrelevant, you will not be favoured as a foreigner

hello everyone,sorry if i changed the topic,i need infor about sweden,i reside here in europe and looking forward to buy some cars in sweden
and my question is`the posibilty of shipement from sweden to nigeria. that is can i ship from sweden to nigeria?.
and i would like to know any swedish person in the house email adress contact or phone, i dont look for help, just information, my girl is swedish but she doesnt know a lot about it shipping and we have been checking it out on net but usefull ersult.
cheers every one.
biachwest@hotmail.com
plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

You know you must have an agent in sweden,that will take it to germany,from germany hamburg to Nigeria.Are cars cheap there and laptops,chemicals,paper etc.lets yan anudads2008@yahoo.com ,which city are you living.There are so many.but you can open a new thread.

hello tim2, i wrote you a mail.check it out and lets keep in touch. we migth have a lot to talk about.
my girl is from a city close to umeå and umeä is very close to finland.but i am in stockholm.
check ur mail and keep in touch.
cheers

@benchwest. u are a really slowpoke!! why cant u open another thread for this ur dream business? i dont know why some adults behave silly like kids. i am seeking advice about Norway. im really surprise for this behaviour.