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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road * Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price. * To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side. * To get a presidential ticket Those are the reasons I could think of right now. Please add yours. |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 6:28pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
I don't understand how this joke works but could it be that the chicken needed to fūçk a hen on the other side?? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
SirMichael1: If the chicken was a cock, then its possible. 1 Like |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by TIDDOLL(m): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
I think it followed the traces of Grain to the other side A chicken you called it. A broiler I think.... Those things came to life for just a mission,to EAT.. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
TIDDOLL: Good one |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
To go and drink dry gin |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Sage7(m): 6:48pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
To have a one-on-one conversation with the guy in Cubicle 4 that refused him US visa 2 Likes |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Bossontop(m): 6:49pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
because d grass was greener on d oda syd 2 Likes |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:53pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
ChiefPiiko: The chicken must be from that side of the country lol |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Sage7: lol.....to settle the issue once and for all. I actually thought of this. |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 6:56pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Bossontop: I hope chicken doesn't end up in libya |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
SirMichael1:Must you always think dirty. |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Gofwane(m): 7:07pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Actually, the main reason why the chicken crossed the road was because it went to witness the signing of undertaking that prohibits men and women from slaughtering chickens from 2018 till further notice |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by SirMichael1: 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Purebeerry: What is so dirty about nature? The only time I should be getting a mention like this from a person is if her cherry hasn't been popped! Furthermore, I don't think the chicken was crossing to fūçk, it was crossing to fūçk. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by FSFitzGerald: 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
ITS new chick has wandered away to the other side of the road and is cheeping for help...she's got to go get it ASAP |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Bossontop(m): 8:54pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
tolanibae:Dont worry...it was eyeing Malaysia or Italy Lol |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by NairalandCS(m): 9:22pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
It crossed the road because it was stupid.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 9:57pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by mediocre(m): 10:17pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
It was running away from sars bro 2 Likes |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by daryoor(m): 10:24pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
some chickens are crossing the Mediterranean sea through libya. some fat chickens are carpet crossing from pdp to apc. 1 Like |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
tolanibae: Do you know I just realized the answer "to get to the other side" means suicide, I feel like my childhood has been a lie. |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:34pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
pcguru1: Trust me,the chicken didn't cross the road to commit suicide Suicide is not what you think.it will tarnish your memory forever, not to talk of the pain you will cause to your friends and family. |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:35pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
daryoor: Hahahah U get the drift |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by tolanibae(f): 11:36pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
mediocre: They tot its a yahoo chicken 1 Like |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by yboy50(m): 11:39pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
tolanibae:I think d chicken is looking for KANU and gej for scamming poor Nigerians |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by MrToothBrush: 10:16pm On May 22, 2019 |
Cc lalasticlala |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by MrToothBrush: 10:17pm On May 22, 2019 |
It crossed the road when he saw EFFC officials |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by femarse: 10:55pm On May 22, 2019 |
it cross the road because the light turn green |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by anthonyuncle(m): 5:59am On May 23, 2019 |
to go and play bet |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by Duchessree(f): 6:24am On May 23, 2019 |
To say hello from the other side :/ |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by valentineuwakwe(m): 7:28am On May 23, 2019 |
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD....LOL |
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: 2018? by itegbemie: 8:04am On May 23, 2019 |
The chicken must be from Edo state |
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