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Behavioral Changes In Ladies As They Advance In Age (Pictures)


"No much teaching in an Evening Service'.

This is a FUNNY thread. If you see it as a BASHING thread, OYO!


1. When she was very young and her busy body...

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...that brought a fainting effect on guys...

[img]https://media1./images/7751cbb00e62f7de59d16259a6a58a7f/tenor.gif?itemid=9312253[/img]

2. How she mockingly responds to guys whom she considers not her size

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3. The number of guys she has friendzoned and still friendzoning...

[img]https://media1./images/6b0fcca160aef23f2d7c80f9d667b760/tenor.gif?itemid=4658884[/img]

Let me park my ol ass here

*Spreads her mat *

Epic fail


*Rolls up her mat and twerks out the thread*

4. Waiting for that perfect man; her emotional computer reads:

[img]https://media1./images/ac19ab7d4b5f4f14cb046aa5322b1618/tenor.gif?itemid=3789400[/img]

6. How she disposes "CVs" of guys who asked her out, while waiting for MR INVISIBLE...

[img]https://media1./images/1aecc58fed6182bfc416cd6675e7ff8d/tenor.gif?itemid=10610077[/img]

booking my space for the meantime...

5. She looking at the mirror and notices her beauty fading...#anxiety101


[img]https://media1./images/bbe9b7f21ab97a20d43b3b03dedbe9fb/tenor.gif?itemid=8803780[/img]

7. She seeking attention on Nairaland; commenting everywhere...You've been noticed Ma'am

[img]https://media1./images/edd1eed7a538ace89a654e39a1b39ce2/tenor.gif?itemid=3473831[/img]

Ride on

9. How she even searches for a cute, rich, talented, children-lover, millionaire husband in that little church...haba!

[img]https://media1./images/3402d01785b33494f57ca4e2eec6076e/tenor.gif?itemid=7238063[/img]

10.None of that worked so started cutting down on her expectations in her future husband...

[img]https://media1./images/6ce53060df5a52134ccb618a9e2e8783/tenor.gif?itemid=9694076[/img]

11. She now is a prayer warrior (PS: For Husband only)

[img]https://media1./images/9e4b725fca1628d32c53e2ef90331143/tenor.gif?itemid=8408818[/img]

OP,u finish work!

12. Time is of the essence:

As a mature spinster: she starts spreading the news like a rumour; POST IN YOUR blogs, Facebook page, whatsapp update, Twitter, Badoo, 2go; Your sister/friend needs a husband now! Just come as you are! My hubby maybe in your friend's list. Who knows?

[img]https://media1./images/b68f49114e7e55966b2b7f02cf6ba896/tenor.gif?itemid=9603581[/img]

13. When she finally got one but he's got "dot preek"

[img]https://media1./images/b33624cd322c1ed3c6bfaa4d7c6100f6/tenor.gif?itemid=7225747[/img]

But the fear of menopause is BIGGER... She's like...

[img]https://media1./images/02f6d200a019daeac506a5db809e9850/tenor.gif?itemid=5279608[/img]

14. Last last, below is her husband and their first child

[img]https://media1./images/326a0090341e298dd6976cc1f572af7d/tenor.gif?itemid=10726543[/img]

that prayer warrior part killed me.... op cannot make heaven with this

WTF ;DWTF

God Op You Go break the hearts of many slay queens as dem dey view this thread..


Why evils

See how Chika, Shade, Amarachi and Bisola be looking at your thread like... "Eediot Wetin concern you?"

guy just wait for them wakeup and see this ln the morning.

Brace up

What's the fuss about marriage? Go get a life! Marriage is not what anyone should go all ballistic about!

This Is Cald Kambudia!!!Anh Anh?

lmao

Op, brace for impact. They'll be here in the morning.

women age like milk while men age like wine

MURDER

I just don't get it, what's the big deal about being single like marriage is the final destination or greatest achievement for a woman.
This is typical Nigerian/African backward mentality and we need to stop this.

INI Edo, Chika ike, Tonto Dike all got married but never had the "happy ending".

She now is a prayer warrior (PS: For Husband only)