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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by thorpido(m): 11:06am On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Lmaaaaooooo!! Forward your client's wife's number to the honourable senator let her give the rigid woman some pep talk cheesy
I'm afraid pep talk might not work with that woman.There are actually women who don't enjoy sex(to them it's just for procreation and fulfilling marital duty).
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 11:22am On Jul 23, 2016
Adesiji77:


Issokay! The researcher of our time grin
Tenks. Oya clap for me

Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 11:23am On Jul 23, 2016
thorpido:
I'm afraid pep talk might not work with that woman.There are actually women who don't enjoy sex(to them it's just for procreation and fulfilling marital duty).
Those women are circumcised, according research
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 11:26am On Jul 23, 2016
thorpido:
Maybe not having money will subdue libido.You know how you feel when there's cash to spend?You feel like i can pay so why can't i get it.
A friend of mine says and I quote "owu (lack of cash) can cause weak erectionn and impotency" grin

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by crackhaus: 11:28am On Jul 23, 2016
thorpido:
Maybe not having money will subdue libido. You know how you feel when there's cash to spend?You feel like i can pay so why can't i get it.
Lmao... cheesycheesy

Truth!
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 11:30am On Jul 23, 2016
crackhaus:

Lol, and at 70 she still dey find man to spend the rest of her life with. grin grin

She's got the wealth to support her proclivities and this is her saving grace.
I don't know how she would have been quenching her eternal sexual hunger if she didn't have the money to throw around.
At her age that place is no longer puzzay, it is 'puzezezoom', according to Adesiji77 but she has the money to revert it to puzzay tongue

Be that as it may the op's wife is one of the women who has hanged boot early. The man will have to live with it.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by crackhaus: 11:30am On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Those women are circumcised, according research
Or may have had a traumatic sexual experience they never quite got over.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by crackhaus: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

At her age that place is no longer puzzay, it is 'puzezezoom', according to Adesiji77 but she has the money to revert it to puzzay tongue

Be that as it may the op's wife is one of the women who has hanged boot early. The man will have to live with it.
Ishi why na, do you know what you are asking this man to do? cheesy

If his conscience won't let him get it elsewhere, he should convince his wife to just lie flat on her stomach and part her legs a little - she won't see his face, she will be comfortable, and she can even fall asleep if she wants.

The man needs to bust a nut once in a while, it's very necessary for his mental health according to research.

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 12:00pm On Jul 23, 2016
crackhaus:

Ishi why na, do you know what you are asking this man to do? cheesy

If his conscience won't let him get it elsewhere, he should convince his wife to just lie flat on her stomach and part her legs a little - she won't see his face, she will be comfortable, and she can even fall asleep if she wants.

The man needs to bust a nut once in a while, it's very necessary for his mental health according to research.
Crack, you're still young, strong and decades away from hanging boots so the thought of a sexless life is alien. Don't worry, when you're his age you will prolly be tired of sex too
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by thorpido(m): 12:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Crack, you're still young, strong and decades away from hanging boots so the thought of a sexless life is alien. Don't worry, when you're his age you will prolly be tired of sex too
The man is in his 50s,I doubt he is tired of sex.Men at that age even if they can't perform naturally use enhancers.

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by crackhaus: 12:25pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Crack, you're still young, strong and decades away from hanging boots so the thought of a sexless life is alien. Don't worry, when you're his age you will prolly be tired of sex too
Is he tired yet? cheesy

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Adesiji77: 12:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Tenks. Oya clap for me

**clapping cheesy
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Adesiji77: 12:44pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Crack, you're still young, strong and decades away from hanging boots so the thought of a sexless life is alien. Don't worry, when you're his age you will prolly be tired of sex too

Can a man ever get tired of it? grin

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
thorpido:
I had a client today at work who came for some treatment.One thing led to the other and I asked him about his sexual life.He said, well that aspect has issues.I asked him how and he said his wife no longer sleeps with him.
One day the wife said she was no longer having sex,that she is retired.She says she's a grandmother now and sees no reason to still,'raise her legs up'.He told me it was a serious issue that he reported to the church elders and she was summoned.Right in their midst,she still insisted she was no longer interested and he was free to find a way to take care of himself.

So guys(well men don't retire,i would have asked the ladies),what happens if someday,your wife says she's done with sex?

*by the way the couple are in their early 50s.

Maybe oga no sabi do the do. Retire gini?

Even those 80 something grannies still dey do the do.
She may also has found joy in pleasing herself with her fingers and Love Machine.

Since she has given him the option of mistress. What's he waiting for?
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by 5minsmadness: 2:32pm On Jul 23, 2016
Adesiji77:


How did you know? cheesy lipsrsealed
Hohoho grin
Laughing in french cheesy
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nezzel(f): 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ishilove:

My sister, I wonder if elderly women like Florence Ita-Giwa experienced menopause at all. From what I heard that woman is a straff-machine, and she prefers young and energetic men grin grin


Hahahahahaha.. Some people are super human ofcourse and some simply find a way of defying the laws of nature. grin
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by des4ella(m): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2016
tayo60:
He should get himself a lady dt will do dt for him now. If na to marry her, let him marry her to replace madam.
If na u go gree blah?
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by thorpido(m): 4:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
Chillisauce:


Maybe oga no sabi do the do. Retire gini?

Even those 80 something grannies still dey do the do.
She may also has found joy in pleasing herself with her fingers and Love Machine.

Since she has given him the option of mistress. What's he waiting for?

80s?shocked waist will break o.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by BaddieKay(f): 7:29pm On Jul 23, 2016
Adesiji77:


Can a man ever get tired of it? grin

Tell me something.... shocked grin cheesy tongue
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 9:43pm On Jul 23, 2016
Still sexually active at age 50+ cry cry
At 55 sef, I'm already tired!
So at 60, honey go still dey squash me and call me "baby" with his brown rotten old teeth? angry angry
He better allow me age gracefully sad

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by EfemenaXY: 10:37pm On Jul 23, 2016
thorpido:
I had a client today at work who came for some treatment.One thing led to the other and I asked him about his sexual life.He said, well that aspect has issues.I asked him how and he said his wife no longer sleeps with him.
One day the wife said she was no longer having sex,that she is retired.She says she's a grandmother now and sees no reason to still,'raise her legs up'.He told me it was a serious issue that he reported to the church elders and she was summoned.Right in their midst,she still insisted she was no longer interested and he was free to find a way to take care of himself.

So guys(well men don't retire,i would have asked the ladies),what happens if someday,your wife says she's done with sex?

*by the way the couple are in their early 50s.

Way too early for her to give it up. Many women peak around that age.

Sounds like she's totally gone "off" him. One possibility being she finds it boring with him. He needs to get to the root cause, conduct an honest self assessment of his abilities and up his game.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 24, 2016
Ishilove:

Crack, you're still young, strong and decades away from hanging boots so the thought of a sexless life is alien. Don't worry, when you're his age you will prolly be tired of sex too

The last time I spoke with my grandfather over some bottle of beers, he told me he was still sexually active, because I spoke to his girlfriend (elderly lady too) and he's still getting some puzzy compared to me, I don't think a man quits from sex till death or prob 80 my grandad is 70 range. But he exercises alot I guess that's why
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Ishilove: 10:45am On Jul 24, 2016
pcguru1:


The last time I spoke with my grandfather over some bottle of beers, he told me he was still sexually active, because I spoke to his girlfriend (elderly lady too) and he's still getting some puzzy compared to me, I don't think a man quits from sex till death or prob 80 my grandad is 70 range. But he exercises alot I guess that's why
Grandpa is a baddo grin
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by tripoli007(m): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2016
Ishilove:

Like a plastic puzzay/inflatable doll kinda toy? Do we even have those in Nigeria?

I doubt the man will go for that option. The warmth of living flesh cannot be compared to cold, artificial rubber

See as u take analyze am "warmth of living flesh" holy molly undecided undecided

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Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by okangisaiah(f): 6:38pm On Jul 24, 2016
5minsmadness:


For Papa?
So you haven't been hearing of all those men who lost their lives in hotel during active service? angry


Those ones go for illegal duty and die in the process. This one na legal duty.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 29, 2018
This thread cracked me up
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Belafonte(m): 1:29pm On Jan 29, 2018
keepingmum:
whilst the "men" on this forum are advising and advocating for 2nd wife or sidepiece runs; i hope when the case is reversed and a woman in her 40's & 50's comments that her husband has gone limp/cant keep and erection/has zero libido, you will all rally round to offer her your d$cks for free or atleast give her advise on starting meaningful relationships with men (older/younger)

As for the other male species commenting, be reminded that when you encourage ANY man to step out on his marriage, the person he could choose to cheat with might just your babe/boo/wife/sister/cousin/crush

This is a disingenuous line of argument. The woman's vagina didn't suddenly get sealed, she has shown no interest in sexing her husband. Her vagina is still able to get dicƙ, she just doesn't want to. If a man can't get it up but wants to is a vastly different situation.

Are you suggesting that the man himself retire from sex? Are you serious? If roles were reversed, I can bet my year's salary your comment would be very different. What is bad is bad. Stop supporting trash.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 29, 2018
Belafonte:


This is a disingenuous line of argument. The woman's vagina didn't suddenly get sealed, she has shown no interest in sexing her husband. Her vagina is still able to get dicƙ, she just doesn't want to. If a man can't get it up but wants to is a vastly different situation.

Are you suggesting that the man himself retire from sex? Are you serious? If roles were reversed, I can bet my year's salary your comment would be very different. What is bad is bad. Stop supporting trash.



It's what we keep saying, females and their selfishness, self-centered species...
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Belafonte(m): 1:32pm On Jan 29, 2018
EfemenaXY:


Way too early for her to give it up. Many women peak around that age.

Sounds like she's totally gone "off" him. One possibility being she finds it boring with him. He needs to get to the root cause, conduct an honest self assessment of his abilities and up his game.

He doesn't need to conduct any shitty assessment. If she really wanted to continue fucking him, she'd bring up her reasons for declining advances. By the way, she already did, she said and I quote "I'm too old to be raising my legs". Retirement is retirement. Grandpa has been given an opportunity of a lifetime to engage with any other woman of his choosing. And grandma better not be caught raising those legs else sorry will be her name.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Belafonte(m): 1:35pm On Jan 29, 2018
Jupxter:




It's what we keep saying, females and their selfishness, self-centered species...

Logical reasoning isn't exactly their strongest attribute. They rely on histrionics and emotional blackmail to have their way. This is why they mostly chat trash.
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2018
Belafonte:


Logical reasoning isn't exactly their strongest attribute. They rely on histrionics and emotional blackmail to have their way. This is why they mostly chat trash.


You see my bro, there's something we say in my clique, women/females make the wrong decision by default, even the smartest of them thinks oh, gee, i'm smart, i make smart decisions, but it's all wash, they don't make the best of decisions. I won't easily entrust power into their hands anymore. This is why when i see a wife complain about a bad husband, i can't help but laugh, most times they pee over the good guys, when they land where they find themselves they start singing sad tales. Done with those things, back to fixing my heart, mind and soul back to work. Money offers no regrets....sticking to my old game..
Re: Wife Says She Has Retired From Sex. by Belafonte(m): 1:47pm On Jan 29, 2018
Jupxter:



You see my bro, there's something we say in my clique, women/females make the wrong decision by default, even the smartest of them thinks oh, gee, i'm smart, i make smart decisions, but it's all wash, they don't make the best of decisions. I won't easily entrust power into their hands anymore. This is why when i see a wife complain about a bad husband, i can't help but laugh, most times they pee over the good guys, when they land where they find themselves they start singing sad tales. Done with those things, back to fixing my heart, mind and soul back to work. Money offers no regrets....sticking to my old game..

That's the spirit mahn. Personally, I have a three year plan to make as much mullah as possible so I can travel the world and meet people from other countries and broaden my worldview even further.

Women should strive to please men and not the other ways around. Any woman who isn't crazy about me is only good for sexual release and nothing more. If you can do better than me, good luck on your pursuit.

I really don't value female opinion much anymore. They've proven over time to be as myopic as hell.

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