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Dremca:
Are you for real, you want your brother to start all over again from secondary school. He will be like "MR IBU GOES TO SCHOOL." Even though e get as your story be. Let him apply to universities in US and then get his F1 visa.

mystery22:
mean, I felt like crying for Nigeria.

just imagine police coming out to help at dat late hour,even if d guy manage to come with annoyance and beg, u go over pay money to compensate the police man, even d money fit cum reach d prize of the battery jumper self.

I just weep for Nigeria!!!!!�

2Banty:
Hello @FrankNetter and other US based Bigerians. Pls I wanna ask, how do u guys send electronics and other stuff back to Nigeria at a cheap rate. I recently got to the US and want to send a tab home but Fedex and Dhl are cutthroat.

Thanks

balogunsam:
You can pay as much as 20k sending a tablet not to talk of a laptop. However, we provide such services at much much cheaper rates for Nigerians in the USA along with our procurement service. Check the link in my signature.

FrankNetter:
For you to fully understand this next aspect of my story, of my new job as a CNA, I would need to break it down, I would need to make you guys understand the healthcare system in the USA.

See, there is a reason the USA is a first world country. They didn't get here by fluke, (neither by praying and messing around and watching big brother nigeria). In Nigeria, the typical healthcare team consists of Doctors and Nurses (auxillary nurses and bachelor's degree nurses). In the USA, it's much more different, we have Doctors (different specialties), Nurses (Nursing practitioners, Bsc Nurses, associate degree nurses, Licensed practical nurses) And Certified nursing assistants (CNAs).


The "lowliest" job is the CNA job, as a CNA, you're the person closest to the patient. Both physically and observationally. I'm sure you must have heard of the people that pack _shit in the USA. Na the job be this.

Chukason1:
How person go to school finish come dey park shit

FrankNetter:
Calm down. Make I yarn finish.

Sorry Sah ....

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

FrankNetter:
For you to fully understand this next aspect of my story, of my new job as a CNA, I would need to break it down, I would need to make you guys understand the healthcare system in the USA.

See, there is a reason the USA is a first world country. They didn't get here by fluke, (neither by praying and messing around and watching big brother nigeria). In Nigeria, the typical healthcare team consists of Doctors and Nurses (auxillary nurses and bachelor's degree nurses). In the USA, it's much more different, we have Doctors (different specialties), Nurses (Nursing practitioners, Bsc Nurses, associate degree nurses, Licensed practical nurses) And Certified nursing assistants (CNAs) And then we have other people called social workers, physical therapists etc etc. Everybody works as a team, with emphasis on delivering the best care possible to the patient.


The "lowliest" job is the CNA job, as a CNA, you're the person closest to the patient. Both physically and observationally. You are responsible for also making observations to recent changes in the patient (how much did they eat, how much did they _shit, did they urinate enough today?)
I'm sure you must have heard of the people that pack _shit in the USA. Na the job be this. The beauty of the healthcare system here is the ability to climb the "ladder" easily. From being a lowly CNA, you can move up to being a registered nurse in no time.

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

barondmoni:
Hello Frank please which level of education can qualify one to work as a CNA in the U.S

barondmoni:
Hello Frank please which level of education can qualify one to work as a CNA in the U.S

FrankNetter:
Today, I was hit by an epiphany...

I normally drive around in a toyota camry (2002 model). Though somewhat old, it gets me from point A to point B, I use it for school runs, grocery runs and for work. So, today, my elder sister used the car to go get some stuff and I had to run some urgent errands for My mum. I had to use her car, a toyota highlander (2015 model).

On driving for some minutes, I was slamming some cool jams on the stereo, I realized that my mum's car was actually better, controls and all; the steering wheel turned smoother, the brakes worked better, the car accelerated smoother. It was then it dawned on me that her car was all round better than mine, that driving wasn't just about moving from point A to point B. I would not have come to the conclusion if I had not driven her car (which I was somehow skeptical about driving at first).

That exactly is how those who have been in Nigeria all their lives will never know how a sane society works, how stuff are meant to be. We are so used to the fvckery in nigeria that we see it as a way of life, we have gotten so used to suffering and smiling. We have been so used by our leaders, go to politics section, you'd see our youths taking sides and defending these same persons who are robbing us blind, the same people who have sworn never to relinquish power, who have sworn to keep nigeria in this undeveloped and backward state. Go to romance section, my mates are posting all over social media, making noise about bbn, "teamefe! teamtboss!" they cry, I shake my head in pity. My brothers and sisters, try as much as you can to leave nigeria, hustle for a tourist visa and visit a first world country, only then would you realize how messed up nigeria is. only then will you appreciate the difference between a Camry tiny light and a Bugatti Veyron.

FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh

Bossman:
I think all you need is your high school diploma (WAEC or whatever it's called these days). And the license of course. Which as Frank mentioned, takes about 4 - 6 weeks of training.

FrankNetter:
The CNA job is the "starter" pack for nigerians that enter USA. I have relatives who had been telling me I was wasting my time at Burger king, only when I got my first CNA job pay check did I understand what they meant. With my first paycheck, I put my car in order. I got new tires $400 with the option of replacing them if anything goes bad (at a place called discount tire co) and a new car battery $150 (At a place called autozone) and I was left with some change, I then handled some bills around the house.