Mzansian:




Gqwirhakazindini . How the hell have you been ? . You were highly missed .

Ndizimela ngalena xabendibhacisa . Lionessza will be resurrected nge 16th . @ Jaceyeon, lionessza will reply to your last question then.

Jayceon:
you welcome,never thought I'd see you around here anytime soon

she created mzansian when Lionessza was banned,you know she has no chill

postmann:


SO HERE I AM:

You just love being fùcked by me ,don't you? You called me from the the deep in response to your itching rectum. You longed for me, masturbating on my lines and literal dexterity. You like being fùcked by great intellectuals. Hence you called me needlessly, unwarrantedly.

So here I am, faggit. I'll take you - in the mouth. Slicing through your lips as you pout them, finding my way down your soft palate, fûcking up that conduit from whence your moronic disposition flows.

You struggle for breath, even simple a word like "harder" couldn't excape your dick filled mouth as my dick pressures your windpipe. Rush of saliva trickles down the floor - YOU'RE CHOKING!!! My shaft does the talking while you dick craving faggit remain on your knees while I ravage your dirty mouth.


How's your mother doing 6ft below? And her killers? I bet they still strut around with their chest up. They know you've never lifted a sword in your whole damn miserable pathetic life. They know you're just like your father. May darkness cover the day of your birth. May the lips that announced you as a boy be sealed when your birthday comes around.

Sickle-cell-ed faggit with mental fluctuations.

XhosaNostra:


Oh, ok.

So, z'khipha bo ma what?
I didn't even think you guys were still around, TBH. I was ecstatic to see that you are. Honestly missed you stacks.

Jayceon:
nix

We never went nowhere.Then you don't want to know how ecstatic I am to have you back.nice name btw

you were dearly missed.hope you won't leave again?

postmann:


Only if your cells were poetically wired you wouldn't have displayed your dyslexia before the glowing sun.

XhosaNostra:


S'tharara sam! I cannot even begin to describe how much I've missed you. We should swap digits some time, in case one of us decides to take a break. I apologize for catching you guys off guard, last time. I was just feeling overwhelmed at the time. But now, sendibuye more Let's begin where we left off, siyenze ncinci lendawo lol.

I hope ungene grand ku 2018

XhosaNostra:


Awwww...

I'll be here for some time. I like to delete & start over though Don't know why. It'll probably happen again, but I'll let you guys know beforehand. I didn't tell you because I didn't want it to sound like I think I'm important or something lol. After all, we're strangers. At least that's how I justified it in my head.

postmann:


SO HERE I AM:

You just love being fùcked by me ,don't you? You called me from the the deep in response to your itching rectum. You longed for me, masturbating on my lines and literal dexterity. You like being fùcked by great intellectuals. Hence you called me needlessly, unwarrantedly.

So here I am, faggit. I'll take you - in the mouth. Slicing through your lips as you pout them, finding my way down your soft palate, fûcking up that conduit from whence your moronic disposition flows.

You struggle for breath, even simple a word like "harder" couldn't excape your dick filled mouth as my dick pressures your windpipe. Rush of saliva trickles down the floor - YOU'RE CHOKING!!! My shaft does the talking while you dick craving faggit remain on your knees while I ravage your dirty mouth.


How's your mother doing 6ft below? And her killers? I bet they still strut around with their chest up. They know you've never lifted a sword in your whole damn miserable pathetic life. They know you're just like your father. May darkness cover the day of your birth. May the lips that announced you as a boy be sealed when your birthday comes around.

Sickle-cell-ed faggit with mental fluctuations.

DriveByKiller:
graphic! Merciless! Total floor-wipping.

The froggy will soon come with his loser's anthem that I'm quoting myself and liking my own posts

DriveByKiller:
graphic! Merciless! Total floor-wipping.

The froggy will soon come with his loser's anthem that I'm quoting myself and liking my own posts

postmann:


They'll cling fast on that line. It's the only seemingly consilatory straw available to them.

Mzansian:



Ja , we should do that babe . These kinds of disappearing acts are not welcome . You are forgiven hun, I'm glad you're good . Lol, definitely abazuba na space to breathe.


Ndingene shap Sana....my only problem is that multichoice wants to cancel my favorite news channel , how's things your side so far ? .

edimolu2:

no go find job...ode oshi

DriveByKiller:
having us beat him in a flurry of expletives is his own idea of wetdream. Just to have my name mentioned next to his is his life long and short term goal.

Fanboy gone beserk

postmann:


Simple courtesy would have done the trick. Like old Chinese movies "master, can you please teach me Kung fu?"

Phewww!

He'd rather pass up as an equal while stealing our writing skills from the side.

postmann:


What ails you, son? Is it my literal ingenuity or your mother's rotten corpse that waits in vain for retribution?

Too bad she got herself a fool for a son. A sickle-cell-ed mental handicap who is as mentally deficient as physically impoverished.


One of the hallmarks of a fool is his inability to pick his battles wisely. Your craze to mingle with your betters has left you exposed and ridiculed.

You never had what it takes to stand toe to toe with me in a verbal contest. But you tarry still. Your pride, your achillis heel. As long as blood flows in your weak veins, there's always something to type, no matter how meaningless.

You have a lot on your hands outside your mental distortions which ascribe that postmann is lezz. Finding a permanent rest for your mother's wandering soul by doing something meaningful with your life is chief of them.

postmann:


What ails you, son? Is it my literal ingenuity or your mother's rotten corpse that waits in vain for retribution?

Too bad she got herself a fool for a son. A sickle-cell-ed mental handicap who is as mentally deficient as physically impoverished.


One of the hallmarks of a fool is his inability to pick his battles wisely. Your craze to mingle with your betters has left you exposed and ridiculed.

You never had what it takes to stand toe to toe with me in a verbal contest. But you tarry still. Your pride, your achillis heel. As long as blood flows in your weak veins, there's always something to type, no matter how meaningless.

You have a lot on your hands outside your mental distortions which ascribe that postmann is lezz. Finding a permanent rest for your mother's wandering soul by doing something meaningful with your life is chief of them.

DriveByKiller:
the fool is a lame Plagiarist like those chines IT student with wack imitation of Nokia phones spelt NOKLA.

You saw the fool using coogar's line of being "born feet first"?

Such a pathetic zombie with an uncanny ability to live with his on self denial.

The most enthralling book he's ever read are my posts in Nairaland. Let him go and learn

DriveByKiller:
Chai!!! The shellacking is getting too graphic.
All the deranged pathetic inbred speed is just yadi yadi yadi when he's not copying someone else's lines.

DriveByKiller:
Another projection of pain again

chrisley:
https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

Edimolu u kip reiteratin dat lezz n postmann is same dude.. but evidently ur just wallowin in fallacy of self delusion

I'll like u to hav a swift perusal on the aforementioned thread wer lezz n postmann fell out.. or cud it be dat lezz dissed himself on dat thread to?

Lezz, postmann n thesonofmark are intellectuals u shudnt brawl wit.. cos de are so lethal wen u cross dem

De sooner u let go de beta 4 u.. lest de lash u wit more caustic verbal ass-whips

chrisley:
https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

Edimolu u kip reiteratin dat lezz n postmann is same dude.. but evidently ur just wallowin in fallacy of self delusion

I'll like u to hav a swift perusal on the aforementioned thread wer lezz n postmann fell out.. or cud it be dat lezz dissed himself on dat thread to?

Lezz, postmann n thesonofmark are intellectuals u shudnt brawl wit.. cos de are so lethal wen u cross dem

De sooner u let go de beta 4 u.. lest de lash u wit more caustic verbal ass-whips

DriveByKiller:
bro, he knows. Believe me. He's a Lezz Stan who needs special recognition bit his penmanship isn't up to scratch yet.

Dude is just a heavyweight Nairaland idiot who holds on to a propaganda he spawns to avoid looking like the derisory buffoon he is.

He's just another fanboy gone rebel.

edimolu2:

The dude you quoted is a complete-dunce who deserves no response from me, he is one of the fewest dunderheads you have succeeded in fooling!

Any observant mind would notice the semblance,Only a fool wouldn't figure you are postmann, at least the account remains the only nairalander sobriquet you would diss playfully, something you don't try with your other cohorts!

Even your predictable psychology gives you away at the highest maximum, only if your fatherr was literate and intelligent enough to have bestowed upon you a better educational system and a rare quest for achieving success, you wouldn't be this paranoid! Nairaland addict! Seu.n best defines your existence, always changing monikers like a sozzled-ediat!

May your bed-ridden mother be fisted anlly by a thousand drunks..son of a "maggot infested cûnt" mother

Sweetheart, i love the way you oblige me anytime am in the mood to panel beat your stunted destiny..it shows how idle and visionless your life and thoughs are! Ode

chrisley:


Even wen evidence of distinction btw dem was laid bare.. u stil stood ur ground baskin in denial, yet u cudnt counter it wit factual or pictorial evidence.. instead ur here dishin out baseless assertion

Its now obvious u'r dissin ur overlords 4 recognition, 2 hype ur poignant ego

In de history of nairaland e-warriors u hav no placement

Test ur verbal impact by beefin deadrat or airforce1 b4 advancin to real G's like de great lezz, postmann or TSOM.. lest U get humiliated

postmann:


The lezz you're talking about is an old acquaintance of mine who started counting his own money from age 18. A free minded intellectual with an independent, entrepreneurial spirit. He's doing very well for himself now

chrisley:


Even wen evidence of distinction btw dem was laid bare.. u stil stood ur ground baskin in denial, yet u cudnt counter it wit factual or pictorial evidence.. instead ur here dishin out baseless assertion

Its now obvious u'r dissin ur overlords 4 recognition, 2 hype ur poignant ego

In de history of nairaland e-warriors u hav no placement

Test ur verbal impact by beefin deadrat or airforce1 b4 advancin to real G's like de great lezz, postmann or TSOM.. lest U get humiliated