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Testimony: Since I Pasted Lord's Chosen Sticker On My Gas, I have Not Refilled It Since 3 Years - Daddy Freeze

Till now, white people believe that the only terminal sickness without a total cure is HIV AIDS. I think they should think again or at least visit Nigeria once in a while because the stupidity inherent to this country cannot be cured in 100th century.

The news making round on the internet now is a testimony given in a Lord's Chosen Church. A woman came out and said since she bought Lord's Chosen Church sticker and pasted it on her gas, she hasn't refilled the gas for more than 3 years.

The testimony has already sparked a little bit of outrage on social media as many Nigerians make fun of it, including Daddy Freeze himself. Freeze shared the testimony which was shared by an online user on his Instagram page and commented as follows...

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Though it sound foolish,but with God it is possible

I don't even know what to say

God knows best

Una don give freeze market sell be this.

The testimonies even though absurd and out of place is not impossible with God. After all, it was a little boy's lunch that fed 5000 men another is the widow's oil that filled up the neighbour's jars too just to pay up her debts.

Let faith lead the way

DWJOBScom:
Una don give freeze market sell be this.

The testimonies even though absurd and out of place is not impossible with God. After all, it was a little boy's lunch that fed 5000 men another is the widow's oil that filled up the neighbour's jars too to pay up her debts.

Let faith lead the way

Jesus performed miracles when situations seems hopeless.

Baawaa:
Though it sound foolish,but with God it is possible

Freethesheeple

Haba. D elderly woman actually meant since d time she pasted d sticker on her gas cylinder, help and support has been coming up to her. Her children and helpers have been taking up the refill expenses, not her anymore.

I'm not a member of chosen but don't bastardize the miracle that someone else values and is thanking God for, just to make money thru comedy.

That muttybabe among the fb response has mouth diarrhoea. Only God knows how many people she has killed with her mouth

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Question: What Will You Do? Let's hear your reaction please!

Oh my GOD!!!!!!!

The sticker is going to sell indomie.

Hope the manufacturers are landing for expansion?

Most of these testimonies are plain stupidity. I am still waiting for pastors to heal yinka ayefele,cobham or that liberian blind boy in flavours songs. Scum scammers

Africans are so gullible that sometimes I sit and wonder how someone can be this foolish. These days to go church self dey taya me

And u decided to share the testimony now,u think God is happy with u..

Meanwhile madam,me sef go need that sticker.if possible make it 2.I don't want to refill my gas till after PMBs second term in office,cos am sure gas go be like 1knaira per kg..

Baawaa:
Though it sound foolish,but with God it is possible

You are the greatest sheeple ever,infact you must be the president of sheeple assembly

Some testimonies needs adjustment

Baawaa:
Though it sound foolish,but with God it is possible

gbenu soun !!!

gullible follower

This cow called freeze will be one of those that will laugh when told that a man named Jesus walked on water. This cow will also laugh when told of elijahs miracle and the late prophets wife. God can do what ever God wants to do with whatever vessel he wants to use, be it stickers , hankerchief or a toothbrush...

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The easiest thing to do will be to reach out to the woman, ride with her throughout the day to confirm she's not buying gas or someone else took up the bills as a kind of favor.

Why make a fool of yourself talking of what you made no effort to confirm or dispute?

JudgementHammer:
Haba. D elderly woman actually meant since d time she pasted d sticker on her gas cylinder, help and support has been coming up to her.
Her children and helpers have been taking up the refill expenses, not her anymore.

I'm not a member of chosen
but don't bastardize the miracle that someone else values and is thanking God for, just to make money thru comedy

I completely concur with the above emboldened voice of sound reasoning post

JudgementHammer:
That muttybabe among the fb response has mouth diarrhoea.
Only God knows how many people she has killed with her mouth

That muttybabe was following the herd and so joined in the stampede

This is gullibility i swear, We are faraway from civilization

People of this generation are ready to doubt even Jesus in any given situation... but is there anything too hard for God to do? I'm not a member of "Chosen" but with God ALL THINGS are POSSIBLE!

And people believe this

Only a fool will believe that

This Daddy freeze na weyrey sha..lol
He must react to everything

The testimony is not complete, if she has electric stove and the gas is a big cylinder. Then it is very much possible

I hope it works on my dstv premium bouquet too.

Dtz one less bukata

Make I observe comments

Do Freeze understand conotatitive and denotative meanings of words? or is justbbeing plain silly?

May God guide our people and protect us from false prophets and their scheming