Jamari's Got A New Meat. - Romance

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Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 5:04pm On Feb 05, 2018

So a new co-worker joined us,

He hot, with nice style, dark skin, white teeth, and bad boy stink. I'm not exaggerating when I say you'll scream 'jesus' when you see him.

Since my job is well paid, he's likely to get really rich soon. So he's my type.

I noticed the other bitches from sleazyfox to Liar Liar and stellybaby couldn't stop looking at him.

But fortunately, he was looking me in the eyes (only me) all through his first day.

Keep in mind that I don't involve my emotions in any stuff like this, I just smash and pass.

We'll see how tomorrow goes.

Wish me Goodluck.

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by eezeribe(m): 5:08pm On Feb 05, 2018

What if Real Madrid decide to buy Harry Kane and Neymar together....

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Shayneward1: 5:09pm On Feb 05, 2018

Is he gay?

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2018

Shayneward1:
Is he gay?

Lol

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 5:14pm On Feb 05, 2018

Any one who believes that this OP is a female is a big fool.

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Megatrix: 5:23pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff is a Muslim Yoruba male and that's a fact!!

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 5:24pm On Feb 05, 2018

Shayneward1:
Is he gay?

no he's not, are you?

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Shayneward1: 5:47pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
no he's not, are you?

I don't go around catfishing in female monikers so I'm obviously not

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 05, 2018

I'm in the Same boat shocked

What do you suggest we do huh

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 5:51pm On Feb 05, 2018

Shayneward1:
I don't go around catfishing in female monikers so I'm obviously not

That's your own fuckin business.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 5:52pm On Feb 05, 2018

Dimples129:
I'm in the Same boat

What do you suggest we do

play it cool and keep giving greenlight.

Every NORMAL guy will decode.

So we don't look cheap.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Shayneward1: 5:52pm On Feb 05, 2018

Dimples129:
I'm in the Same boat

What do you suggest we do

By we do you mean you and him?

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
play it cool and keep giving greenlight.

Every NORMAL guy will decode.

So we don't look cheap.

We don't do traffic light signalling in the UK cry

If I don't make it clear soon then one smart white gal will just offer him a BJ and it's all over... undecided

I'm thinking to sit next to him on his break and to just start a conversation with him... cool

What do you think?

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 5:58pm On Feb 05, 2018

Shayneward1:
By we do you mean you and him?

Allow Jamwolf grin

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 5:58pm On Feb 05, 2018

Dimples129:
We don't do traffic light signalling in the UK

If I don't make it clear soon then one smart white gal will just offer him a BJ and it's all over...

I'm thinking to sit next to him on his break and to just start a conversation with him...

What do you think?

you're in UK? shocked

Lucky you, I mean I can't wait to take a break from these broke senseless Nigerian boys.

You can start a conversation tho, but remember DON'T BE TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
you're in UK?
Lucky you, I mean I can't wait to take a break from these broke senseless Nigerian boys.

You can start a conversation tho, but remember DON'T BE TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD

OK... I will talk about the weather with him grin

I suggest you buy that guy of yours a coffee in the morning and just offer it to him... first find out what he drinks in the morning by just observing him...

Good luck grin

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Jamariwolff(op): 6:15pm On Feb 05, 2018

Dimples129:
OK... I will talk about the weather with him

I suggest you buy that guy of yours a coffee in the morning and just offer it to him... first find out what he drinks in the morning by just observing him...

Good luck

I've got it all planned out girl!

Imma wear something a little more revealing and walk pass that fine man a thousand times.

I'm bout starting my detective stalking on his Facebook and Twitter to find out his hobbies also.

Good luck to you too girl

Let's go enjoy some meat.

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 6:25pm On Feb 05, 2018

lol@smash and pass. . .see as bush meat dey chase hunter.
preach sista, the hustle is real.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by MichealX(m): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2018

This nigga sef

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:39pm On Feb 05, 2018

XML33:
Any one who believes that this OP is a female is a big fool.

She is female and you are all pained because she does not care.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:41pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
That's your own fuckin business.

Jamari girl don't mind them I have never seen nairaland guys this pained they always assume you are a male.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by MichealX(m): 6:46pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
So a new co-worker joined us,

He hot, with nice style, dark skin, white teeth, and bad boy stink. I'm not exaggerating when I say you'll scream 'jesus' when you see him.

Since my job is well paid, he's likely to get really rich soon. So he's my type.

I noticed the other bitches from sleazyfox to Liar Liar and stellybaby couldn't stop looking at him.

But fortunately, he was looking me in the eyes (only me) all through his first day.

Keep in mind that I don't involve my emotions in any stuff like this, I just smash and pass.

We'll see how tomorrow goes.

Wish me Goodluck.

Ubunja this is what you said concerning women having two hearts. Pussy and the main heart.

What I just quoted is this person pussy heart.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by MichealX(m): 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2018

Ladyhippolyta88:
Jamari girl don't mind them I have never seen nairaland guys this pained they always assume you are a male.

I know jamariwolf as a male... This nigger has too many personalities.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:49pm On Feb 05, 2018

MichealX:
I know jamariwolf as a male... This nigger has too many personalities.

Leave her alone I enjoy her post and also that of her other monicker Jamariwolf4.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Shayneward1: 6:51pm On Feb 05, 2018

Ladyhippolyta88:
Leave her alone I enjoy her post and also that of her other monicker Jamariwolf4.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:53pm On Feb 05, 2018

Shayneward1:

Why the thing dey pain you na?

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by MichealX(m): 6:54pm On Feb 05, 2018

Ladyhippolyta88:
Leave her alone I enjoy her post and also that of her other monicker Jamariwolf4.

These are what some Guys said and they are correct.

condu.ctor123:

The same way you are man too. You joined this forum as a Canadian guy, speaking French and pretending not to understand English. I still remember the time you were accusing a female Nairalander of asking for your nude picture... Now you don turn woman too. Weldone.

Shayne.ward1:

From a French speaking Canadian guy to a homophobic Abuja based Dude to a promiscuous woman.

What next in your book of personalities?

donsta.n18:

For real? shocked

conduc.tor123:

He deactivated the account so that his past won't be traced.

Shayne.ward1:

He was even forming 'slay queen' mofo' farggot. grin

Uses innocent girls pictures dupe unsuspecting guys.

Nigga is just trolling guys behind his internet device.

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Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
I've got it all planned out girl!

Imma wear something a little more revealing and walk pass that fine man a thousand times.

I'm bout starting my detective stalking on his Facebook and Twitter to find out his hobbies also.

Good luck to you too girl

Let's go enjoy some meat.

If your plan is to smash and pass then this your idea will work grin

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:58pm On Feb 05, 2018

MichealX:
These are what some Guys said and they are correct.

Nigga is just trolling guys behind his internet device.

Leave the lady alone even if na guy leave am ooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Feb 05, 2018

Jamariwolff:
you're in UK?
Lucky you, I mean I can't wait to take a break from these broke senseless Nigerian boys.

You can start a conversation tho, but remember DON'T BE TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD

Re: Jamari's Got A New Meat. by MichealX(m): 7:00pm On Feb 05, 2018

Ladyhippolyta88:
Leave the lady alone even if na guy leave am ooooooooooooooooooooooo.

A she male can't be left alone while trolling guys, we need to put the so-called female in her so-called feminine nature.

Supposing I created a female account and start trolling "NL" girls, the storyline would have been different.

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