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Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2018
This one got me: "12 Bottles of kai-kai" grin


And all this one is page one out of six pages, kukuma kee me

Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by veekid(m): 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2018
DanXplore:
This formula is wrong. Assuming she is a virgin, then she has not slept with any guy yet. It means the denominator will be zero and the solution will be infinite grin
sense will not kill u
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by evexx1(f): 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2018
Stycon:
Hi sweetie,

Please I would love to know if this list is applicable to any and every lady that hails from Akwa Ibom? Or it's discretionary?
Some items are necessary but the family usually has the choice to select whichever they feel is most important - totally all depends on the rapport the man has with the girl's father or head of family. smiley
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by sweetetlove(f): 3:52pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
Nice reply.
It was dumb of her to accuse a whole tribe of being lazy. Maybe because her brother married one outcast AkwaIbomite obviously for the wrong reasons.
you can imagine am very sure he is one of those guys that sings come to my house on the first day of meeting a girl.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by wonder233: 3:53pm On Feb 06, 2018
OP your opening statement about some parents being the reason their daughters aren't married is incorrect.
You don't need your parent's consent to get married. You don't need to pay a 'price' or have a 'price' paid on you to get married.
Two adult individuals who wish to get married should simply walk into a registry, fill in the necessary paperwork and get married.
All these bullcrap of parental/family/extended family consent, brideprice etc are meaningless and are not what confers validity on a marriage as erroneously thought of in this country.
...Well, I know all what I've written will be too complex for the vast majority of simple minded Nigerians to process.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by marvin904(m): 3:54pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
Oh please, stop shouting!
It's just a test to prove you can take care of the family and fully assume the role of a father.

Your wife's family becomes your own. It's greedy or broke men you will find complaining bitterly like you're doing.
will you shut up your mouth..
what stupid test are you talking about that will make me buy a generator plant,a suit and those nonsense to marry a girl..
are they selling her undecided undecided
is your brain on shutdown
if i refuse to buy all this outrageous things on the list it means am broke abi.. undecided \
just because the money is there doesn't mean its meant to be spent stupidly..
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by sirgalahad26(m): 3:54pm On Feb 06, 2018
made me remember emma oh my god's 'imo girl'
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Stycon(m): 3:55pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
Some items are necessary but the family usually has the choice to select whichever they feel is most important - totally all depends on the rapport the man has with the girl's father or head of family. smiley
Oh. I see.

Thanks Dear
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by emperormossad(m): 3:55pm On Feb 06, 2018
nairavsdollars:
hired killers...after marriage, they will still be coming to suck the guy dry. The next thing you hear is...PAINFUL LOSS OF OUR DEAR SON-IN-LAW
Laugh don burst my Belle ontop kush
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by IamLEGEND1: 3:56pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
I'm sorry I don't see anything wrong with this list.

It's called tradition.

Proudly #teamakwaibom btw smiley

Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by fairheven: 3:56pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
*clapping*


Please, please those of you saying the list is much. Biko was he forced to marry an AkwaIbomite?

When he marries her and she will be cooking delicious meals and riding him to heaven every night - nobody will complain o.
Small bride price you guys are shouting.
Oya go and marry Hausa and allow us hear. Mtchew
ok .the money is meant for cooking and riding to heaven?

on cooking... hope you won't complain if husband turns her to cook(a.k.a. house help)?

on" riding to heaven" Akwaibom girls no dey tire for bed ,so I won't say anything...but I would rather ride a Land Rover Jeep than to ride to that heaven...
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Acidosis(m): 3:56pm On Feb 06, 2018
f00lish people



Some guys probably dated that girl for many years without paying a dime.
Some had one night stand with her with 2 packets of indomie and egg, yet you wanna sell her like a goat in the name of marriage.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Burgerlomo: 3:57pm On Feb 06, 2018
Habaa page 1 of 6, are you kidding me? What a f**k cool
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by evexx1(f): 3:57pm On Feb 06, 2018
Truckpusher:
It's not about the bride price, sister - Some of us have bought cars and have spent a whole lot of money on women we aren't even married to or planning to marry - I'm simply against the symbolic gesture of making it look like the bride is being sold out at a price. You think am nau ?

After marriage the man come dey para for you unto say things hard small - Na their you go sabi say marriage no be courtship. grin
And so it's suddenly your wife's fault that because of your lust- you were spending on women you ended up not marrying?

And I work. I end a living.
I will never stop working till I'm pregnant and heavy. My husband can be rest assured the bills in my household would be shared 50/50.

I did not go to school and graduate to come out and be dependent on any man. But, he will respect my traditions and respect my family. Same way - will I tolerate his mother and remain hospitable to every member of his family.
You sacrifice when you know it's worth it, it doesn't make you stupid- it makes you mature and experienced.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Evince(m): 3:58pm On Feb 06, 2018
The bride price eye yam not understanding ţhe figure [color=#006600][/color]
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by chyima(f): 4:01pm On Feb 06, 2018
what does the father need hand bag for again ,this is a wicked act
generating set,executive chair,machete,suit and George.
if i am the man and they refuse to negotiate with me for those list there will squeeze the list and throw it to their face.
Stupid and selfish culture
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by evexx1(f): 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2018
sweetetlove:
you can imagine am very sure he is one of those guys that sings come to my house on the first day of meeting a girl.
Yes! Shameless guys.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Nobody: 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2018
This is just for the father ....page 1 of 6....hmmm
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Ifeoluwa17: 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2018
Bride price is #50000.

Not bad at all
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by evexx1(f): 4:05pm On Feb 06, 2018
fairheven:
ok .the money is meant for cooking and riding to heaven?

on cooking... hope you won't complain if husband turns her to cook(a.k.a. house help)?

on" riding to heaven" Akwaibom girls no dey tire for bed ,so I won't say anything...but I would ride a Land Rover Jeep than to ride to that heaven...
Turn her to a cook that what?
Is he crazy?

As for your riding a range, you clearly haven't met an Akwa Ibom girl that likes you. If not, if not- you won't be this clueless of what we are capable of...
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Acidosis(m): 4:06pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
And so it's suddenly your wife's fault that because of your lust- you were spending on women you ended up not marrying?

And I work. I end a living.
I will never stop working till I'm pregnant and heavy. My husband can be rest assured the bills in my household would be shared 50/50.

I did not go to school and graduate to come out and be dependent on any man. But, he will respect my traditions and respect my family. Same way - will I tolerate his mother and remain hospitable to every member of his family.
You sacrifice when you know it's worth it, it doesn't make you stupid- it makes you mature and experienced.
Stop defending this useless tradition from your clan.

It is a useless tradition, and should be abolished asap!

Your clan should be matured enough to treat marital rites with all sense of decency and maturity. This list depicts nothing but community hunger and a poverty stricken people.

Our forefathers didn't pay this kind of modified looting list in spite the fact that many of them married virgins. After many of you have destroyed your bodies on Twitter and in the arms of campus yahoo boys free of charge, y'all still go ahead to support evil by allowing greedy and shameless elders package y'all like sardines to innocent men.

Tell your people you don't deserve this fckery. First, you have dated men freely in the past. Now that a man is ready to marry you, they should show decency by considering a man that has decided to look beyond your pasts.

Fight for your man if indeed you love him. This list can get your man a plot of land in Lekki. They should not eat your future TODAY.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Henrybright(m): 4:08pm On Feb 06, 2018
I have lived in Akwa Ibom for 10 years and they do this a lot especially when their first daughter is getting married, it even get worse when there is burial from the wife's side cry cry cry
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by Enoquin(f): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2018
khalhokage:
They're not Igbo, they're ibibio.

You're a Nigerian and can't tell the difference, enlighten yourself.
That's not even Ibibio, that's annang
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by jamace(m): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2018
This is modern slavery!
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by hope567: 4:11pm On Feb 06, 2018
grin that is to tell you that the akwa ibomites are not cheap people.. akwa ibom dakada 8
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by TheDejiEmpire(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
TourismMan:
Where did you see 6 there?
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by agarawu23(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
Hope the lady's virginity is still intact? No sane man will buy all these item to marry a lady wey Don ride over 50 d!cks. angry

I will need to know how much the guy that deflowered her paid lipsrsealed
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by brightalo17: 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2018
Stizzz:
Nonsense. A sex doll won't ask you for anything
800k na nothing abi huh
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by deebrownneymar: 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2018
Jesu! Page 1 of 6
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by NoToPile: 4:16pm On Feb 06, 2018
evexx1:
Oh please, stop shouting!
It's just a test to prove you can take care of the family and fully assume the role of a father.

Your wife's family becomes your own. It's greedy or broke men you will find complaining bitterly like you're doing.
Where was I shouting and who told you I am male.

Nawa. Someone cannot share his or her experience again.

I still find the bra and singlet on that list ridiculous.
Re: A Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom (Screenshot) by agukayode(m): 4:16pm On Feb 06, 2018
Dem won turn ham to ATM ni

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