This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list

Front page pls

The lord is your strength bro.





This kind list is one of the reasons why some of our ladies are still living with their parents.

Imagine
See as them write list like say them wan sell the girl give you

Modified: why that nigga steal my FTC

You don go carry four-corner head show dem say you be resident Elon Musk na. Why dem no go bill you?

8 gallons of palmwine? Na drunkard competition?

Kolanut/Kanda enough? Na food dem come chop for your head? And they called this part items for knocking the door? Na your money dem wan use design their stomach interior decor.

So after they knock the door eating all those, they'll now loosen their belt to eat the main bride price?

16 gallons of palmwine? Mehn.
Look at all the crates of beer there!

Only compensations na N250k? Compensating them for what? Na cow dem rear?

Under “other items,” bride price is there but they said negotiable. Wetin come be all these ones dem dey list before?

Uncle mah confuse call am “traditional wedding list.” Na marriage only o make e no double your eye.

Baba, after marrying her, she dare not call you honey. You are her personal lord and savior!


Obinna, my heart goes out to you.

Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

This is outrageous! Was this what her father paid to marry his wife? This is pure exploitation!


Contact me for your academic research writing services!

Advise on weytin again na abi you wan start dey price am

Na u see babe wey u go like marry and now you have been billed for it so pay up, no advise needed atal.

It's the "Enough" for me

Am I seeing something like crayfish there or what? Like seriously?na wa ooo.Op go ahead and marry her,marriage is more than whatever list you are been given.

chatinent:
You don go carry for four-corner head show dem say you be resident Elon Musk na. Why dem no go bi you?

You mean say them dey look face before billing?

Compensation for mother's labor
Compensation for father's labor :

Well, she has a good job and is doing well for herself. I am sure it was priced based on value

ItsGoodToBeGood:



You mean say them dey look face before billing?

Na car the uncle use propose na. So the girl fit don tell her pale say her bobo get the gram make dem bill am. Now imagine wetin papa wey e don tey e see N20k bundle go fit do.

Very cheap girl sef

Which advice are you looking for again? Go and provide what they asked you for.

This bride price nonsense needs to be done away with abeg!

Na 2 trailer go deliver this package to your drunkard in-law

chatinent:

Na car the uncle use propose na. So the girl fit don tell her pale say her bobo get the gram make dem bill am. Now imagine wetin papa wey e don tey e see N20k bundle go fit do.

Wonderful, Uncle no suppose complain be that o after all "aka onye wetalu ka eji eso ya"

U dey complain?
Wait make i show you the one wey my ex family from imo state send give me..

Buhahahahaha!!! Why 50 tubers of yam?

Carolcitycartel:
This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons

Zukwanuike. You didn’t just deactivate, all your previous topics were cleared from Nairaland. That shows a rule was broken. Yet you no wan rest.

Please buy what they requested of you or sell one of your numerous cars.

Ishilove:
Buhahahahaha!!! Why 50 tubers of yam?

I tire my sister...am I going to feed the village?

ItsGoodToBeGood:
The lord is your strength bro.





This kind list is one of the reasons why some of our ladies are still living with their parents.

I swear...e choke

Carolcitycartel:


I tire my sister...am I going to feed the village?

This list should be negotiable na, abi? Wetin dem wan use one trailer load of yam for? Even the 16 gallons of palmi dey puzzle me, plus 'good bush meat'. That means they don't want any meatless, scrawny looking mammal to be presented.

Dem con join #305k for 'labour settlement' alone, laise awon omo onile. Smh.

The Lord truly is your strength, bro.

I like that “ENOUGH” wey dey the list sha.


Kolanut- ENOUGH
Kanda - ENOUGH
Tomatoes - ENOUGH

Good bush meat…

pocohantas:
I like that “ENOUGH” wey dey the list sha.


Kolanut- ENOUGH
KANDA - ENOUGH
TOMATOES - ENOUGH

They will have to define where enough ends.

If OP wants to wicked them, he can present the 'labour settlement' in 100 naira bills so that his in-laws will be too busy occupied counting money and/or monitoring those counting the money to bother him too much with further demands.

Carolcitycartel:
This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list

Lalasticlala front page pls

When you too carry ya Mercedes Benz to rep as big boy, what were you expecting

Ishilove:

They will have to define where enough ends.

If OP wants to wicked them, he can present the 'labour settlement' in 100 naira bills so that his in-laws will be too busy occupied counting money and/or monitoring those counting the money to bother him too much with further demands.

How many seconds does it take to count N100,000 in N100 notes? That is just 10 packets and 2 greedy-snuff-taking-umunnas would do that in 30mins while other negotiations are going on. Traders in Ariaria and Onitsha main market count more than that in a day.

E be like you never see them in action. Even the ones that have been keeping malice for years would cooperate that day to achieve a common goal (i.e) milk the prospective son in-law.

Hope say na you disvirgin the girl sha...

Shebi your wife dash you 2million the other time? Oya e don reach to settle in-laws. What you have started must be finished

Carolcitycartel:
This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list

Lalasticlala front page pls

Mehn prepare for war from this family ohh...na your cross. Na you see wife so jejely carry your cross. Ensure that before you carry this cross the woman you want to marry is worth it because if she is not then you would have carried this cross for nothing...you don do free alabaru work be dat.

marriage is not byforce,,,just make yourself happy and serve your God

Oil money will settle them