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Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Feb 10, 2018
This question get as e becheesy. For one thing how will a strange lady wey i never see b4 just siddon in front of me den she go come spread her leg opencheesy. That can't happen na and besides if e happen i won't look cos its possible she put charm for dere wey she go take charm me if i look. I know the way of many of these endtime slayqueens cheesy. Ok kimbraa and Lalas247 has answeredcheesy. Oya Biacan and oyindidi come and answer ocheesy.Lalas247 longest timewink.
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by biacan(f): 9:10pm On Feb 10, 2018
lefulefu:
This question get as e becheesy. For one thing how will a strange lady wey i never see b4 just siddon in front of me den she go come spread her leg opencheesy. That can't happen na and besides if e happen i won't look cos its possible she put charm for dere wey she go take charm me if i look. I know the way of many of these endtime slayqueens cheesy. Ok kimbraa and Lalas247 has answeredcheesy. Oya Biacan and oyindidi come and answer ocheesy.Lalas247 longest timewink.
Present sir wink
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by biacan(f):
As for my boyfriend I won't react immediately until we get home..... then I'll confidently face the lady and cut her eye she'll understand what I meant.....
Then I'll deal with my man at home how dare he look at another woman's private part when he has me all alone to himself undecided I'll just take he's clothes down and knock him off with sex so that next time he won't look at another woman again cool
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by FriendofGod:
Dimples129:
Ladies, you're sat side by side with your husband. A woman in a mini skirt sits directly in front of you and your husband. You see her stylishly open her legs to show your husband her underwear. You turn and notice your husband staring at 'IT' with a dumb look on his face...

Who do you slap?

And why?.. grin

Me... I will upper cut the biatch! And body slam her cool

What about you?
Whatif she is built like a wrestler and she smashes you uphuh
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by FriendofGod: 9:58pm On Feb 10, 2018
biacan:
As for my boyfriend I won't react immediately until we get home..... then I'll confidently face the lady and cut her eye she'll understand what I meant.....
Then I'll deal with my man at home how dare he look at another woman's private part when he has me all alone to himself undecided I'll just take he's clothes down and knock him down with sex so that next time he won't look at another woman again cool

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Feb 10, 2018
biacan:
Present sir wink
answer na grin
if ur guy was looking at a babe dat spread her leg at him with no panties on.na who u go slap?
ur guy or d babe?

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Feb 10, 2018
biacan:
As for my boyfriend I won't react immediately until we get home..... then I'll confidently face the lady and cut her eye she'll understand what I meant.....
Then I'll deal with my man at home how dare he look at another woman's private part when he has me all alone to himself undecided I'll just take he's clothes down and knock him down with sex so that next time he won't look at another woman again cool
cc greiboy shocked shocked shocked shocked

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:12pm On Feb 10, 2018
lefulefu:
cc grievous shocked shocked shocked shocked
lol
A man who wishes to cheat will still cheat, even if his wife has three breast and two vaginas cheesy

Although, steering at something on impulse doesn't equate the intention to cheat
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 10, 2018
greiboy:
lol
A man who wishes to cheat will still cheat, even if his wife has three breast and two vaginas cheesy

Although, steering at something on impulse doesn't equate the intention to cheat
so dat means i can stare at a babes ukwu na grin..its not cheating and besides it aint as worse as tryiing to peek inbetween a lady"s legs grin
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 10, 2018
lefulefu:
so dat means i can stare at a babes ukwu na grin..its not cheating and besides it aint as worse as tryiing to peek inbetween a lady"s legs grin
Exactly bro!
We do a lot of things on impulse and steering is one of those things cheesy

As men there are certain things we respond to without necessarily thinking about it

So steering at a very nicely shaped ukwu is allowed grin
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by biacan(f): 10:28pm On Feb 10, 2018
lefulefu:
cc greiboy shocked shocked shocked shocked
grin grin
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by BluntBoy(m): 10:38pm On Feb 10, 2018
FriendofGod:
What if she is built like a wrestler and she smashes you uphuh
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
greiboy:
Exactly bro!
We do a lot of things on impulse and steering is one of those things cheesy

As men there are certain things we respond to without necessarily thinking about it

So steering at a very nicely shaped ukwu is allowed grin
my nigga! grin grin

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
For me? I won't slap anyone.

If she wants to give us free show of her pusssyyyy, even go naked sef? No wahala.
My husband and I will watch pure entertainment. Na she go taya.
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by 1Sharon(f): 1:43am On Feb 11, 2018
You stole this off Instagram
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Lalas247(f): 8:23am On Feb 11, 2018
lefulefu:
This question get as e becheesy. For one thing how will a strange lady wey i never see b4 just siddon in front of me den she go come spread her leg opencheesy. That can't happen na and besides if e happen i won't look cos its possible she put charm for dere wey she go take charm me if i look. I know the way of many of these endtime slayqueens cheesy. Ok kimbraa and Lalas247 has answeredcheesy. Oya Biacan and oyindidi come and answer ocheesy.Lalas247 longest timewink.
morning sir
happy Sunday
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 8:46am On Feb 11, 2018
Lalas247:
I’ll slap the dumb look out of his face undecided oniranu...

Why?

Whose in a relationship with you ? The slut or ur man ....
If he can stare while In your presence imagine what he will do if alone with the girl....
She just took your man for a mumu grin

I'll slap some sense into her grin

Men have a weakness and showing him your pumpum is harassment, it's not fair to punish him too! She did on purpose!
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 11, 2018
Lalas247:
Image of dumb look grin tell that’s not slapable cry
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

I haff die!
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 8:51am On Feb 11, 2018
lefulefu:
This question get as e becheesy. For one thing how will a strange lady wey i never see b4 just siddon in front of me den she go come spread her leg opencheesy. That can't happen na and besides if e happen i won't look cos its possible she put charm for dere wey she go take charm me if i look. I know the way of many of these endtime slayqueens cheesy. Ok kimbraa and Lalas247 has answeredcheesy. Oya Biacan and oyindidi come and answer ocheesy.Lalas247 longest timewink.
The first part of your response is exactly why I would body slam the biatch grin grin

She take me for fool lipsrsealed
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 8:54am On Feb 11, 2018
lefulefu:
so dat means i can stare at a babes ukwu na grin..its not cheating and besides it aint as worse as tryiing to peek inbetween a lady"s legs grin
No undecided

There's a difference between you looking for it and a woman troubling you with her ukwu grin

It's like a man going to a stripper bar... it's a 'show'

If you looking around for ukwu, is a problem tongue
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:
No undecided

There's a difference between you looking for it and a woman troubling you with her ukwu grin

It's like a man going to a stripper bar... it's a 'show'

If you looking around for ukwu, is a problem tongue
ehn i don't need to go looking around for ukwucheesy.ukwu is everywhere amongst us. U go to ur workplace u see ukwucheesy,ur driving u go see ukwus for side of road, ur school oo u will see ukwu, ur church placecheesycheesy they will blindfold u with ukwucheesy. Remember i am in Africa and not in a Caucasian countrycheesy where ukwu is very very scarce to see. Just yesterday as i was walking towards my barbing saloon, the lady dat got into my front on the sidewalk was heavily endowed on her back. I mean the ukwu was very round and jiggling left and right and top it all she was wearing black tights and hence it emphasized it more. I couldn't help but stare at it as i was walking behind her...though i later walked past her and walked to my destination cheesy.
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 10:58am On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:
The first part of your response is exactly why I would body slam the biatch grin grin

She take me for fool lipsrsealed
hmmm catfightwink..ladies pulling at their and rolling on the floorcheesy.never witnessed a catfight b4cheesy. There was one of my favourite programme then on tv. It always shows two ladies on bumshorts and bra both rolling and fighting in the mud. Mud cat fight is awesome!

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 11:04am On Feb 11, 2018
lefulefu:
hmmm catfightwink..ladies pulling at their and rolling on the floorcheesy.never witnessed a catfight b4cheesy. There was one of my favourite programme then on tv. It always shows two ladies on bumshorts and bra both rolling and fighting in the mud. Mud cat fight is awesome!
I just look you lipsrsealed

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Galantis: 11:07am On Feb 11, 2018
Show the picture and we will evaluate the pix grin grin grin
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 11:10am On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:
I just look you lipsrsealed

Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 11:49am On Feb 11, 2018
Wil slap Both of themhuh
Re: For The Ladies!! Who Would You Slap? by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 11, 2018
I will slap no one, it's public for the love of mother and child and am not violent, I can't body sham her cos I ain't cut out for that shitt, I'm bigger than exchanging words in the public with a lady I barely know, also I can't slap my husband in public, that's the height of disrespect, I will control and comport myself and am good at that, till we reach home and we argue it out.
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