hopefulLandlord:
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]

Where's is your brain?

A Good Lawyer Can Actually Defend this. Imagine ThIs, snakes have Been Known To Swallow goats, and Other Animals ,what If The Lawyer Argues That The Money Was Kept In Rabbit Like POuches And The SnaKe Felt like The money Bags Were RaBbits

danvon:
I didn't trash evolution I'm stating that from an evolutionary POV same way he used creation there's a high probability that snakes can eat money

Despite your misquoting you speak of open mind hmmmmm

If there has been facts that support that snakes could eat money, i wouldnt doubt you a lot.

danvon:
Sure and if you believe monkey magically transformed into human, of course a snake can evolve to start eating money

No one, except perhaps your Sunday school teacher, has claimed that a monkey magically transformed into a human.
Your post show the typical ignorance.
You can as well deny and mock the fact that ordinary spermatozoa and egg magically transforms into a human in just 9 months.

Penalty82:

Where's is your brain?

Right where it has always been, yours seem to be leaking out though

A snake can't swallow an inanimate object. Snakes ONLY eat or swallow sizable animals!

Nigerians both the so-called graduates and the uneducated ones, believe in absolutely nonsense!!

Religion is actively dumbing down Nigerians. Drop the Bible or Koran and read up on Science books!!

Hmm! One day, we'll wake up and the News Headline will be Reading; " GIANT SNAKE SWALLOW CENTRAL OF NIGERIA."

Na my Naughty mind dey think that one o, no be hate speech.

hopefulLandlord:


Right where it has always been, yours seem to be leaking out though

@leaking, Thanks for telling the condition of your brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQKyVYVVXo

Frenchfriez:
If such tepid jokes were made from happenings in the Qur'an, some blood thirsty ediots would have gone on rampage by now.
But cone to think of it, Nigerians are a classless joke, that's why we make light of everything. In a little while, one lady would flash her boobsies on BBN and then we would quickly then our attention to that, revelling in the moment while our Commonwealth gets eroded.

Bro, the Adam and Jonah stories are in the Quran as well. Have you forgotten that Christianity and Islam are both Abrahamic religions.

C am here

Lol

DedeNkem:
A snake can't swallow an inanimate object. Snakes ONLY eat or swallow sizable animals!

Nigerians both the so-called graduates and the uneducated ones, believe in absolutely nonsense!!

Religion is actively dumbing down Nigerians. Drop the Bible or Koran and read up on Science books!!

One thing about animals, especially wild animals, is their unpredictability. If rats can devour newspapers, why can't snakes eat money

Chiedu4Trump:
How the snake fit enter jamb office, swallow 36 million and escape?


Jackass in evolution, who created the first things that started evolution?

Big bang needs 2 things to start, matter & energy..

Who created them, who brought them together?

This is the paradox nobody can answer: if you need a "who" to bring them together, how did that "who" come into being? Of course the Christian answer is: "He was, He is, and He always will be"... which does nothing to resolve the paradox. If you can believe that, then why can't you also believe that matter and energy always existed - and just like the Omnipresent one, can't be explained away?

Technically, matter and energy are equivalent (if not the same), and so cancel each other out. For some reason, an infinitesimal bit of matter separated from energy at some point, producing the chain reaction we call the Big Bang. But each time you look into matter (atom, lepton, quark), it looks like points of energy that interact to attract/repel each other (mass, electrostatic, nuclear). In other words, what we call matter is actually not there... it's all energy

danvon:
I didn't trash evolution I'm stating that from an evolutionary POV same way he used creation there's a high probability that snakes can eat money

Despite your misquoting you speak of open mind hmmmmm

From an evolutionary POV, a snake has no reason to eat money in the present day and time. I'm not a numbers guy, but the probability is less than 0.01%. It provides no benefit.

And that's exactly what themonk was talking about. If you don't understand or are incapable of understanding evolution, it would sound unbelievable; and as Niflheim said, you'd make illogical postulations.

The fact that South Americans excel in football, blacks excel in basketball, while whites excel in swimming are current proofs of evolution. The fact that the Indian elephant is stouter than the African elephant is an existential proof of evolution. The prevalence of third molar agenesis is an ongoing evolutionary process. You don't really have to look at fossils to prove evolution. Evolution, like the clock, never stops. If you look well enough, you'd see it. Pennicilin-resistant bacteria evolved.

The average global life expectancy is 71.4 years. The industrial age started 250 years ago. Yet somehow, people expect that evolutionary processes that take at least tens of thousands of years, and on average millions of years, to occur; would be observable everywhere we look in our lifetimes. And that shows a gross misunderstanding of evolution.

I have conceded the fact that the majority of the population is grossly uninformed and improperly educated on most of the vital facets of human interaction.

-Lord

Chiedu4Trump:

Who created that being is God

Dumb answer as usual.

anyebedgreat:
Plenty documents in the office, snake did not swallow. It is the money that was either kept in a safe or a drawer that the snake went to swallow.
Who even saw the snake swallowing the money sef?

The same way that fish swallowed Jonah and not other fishes or shrimps.

Baseless comparison

sekem:
.

The Christian creation story is the dumbest story ever sold

Mind you, I'm an agnostic too

but you believe that humans evolved from apes ....Who come mumu pass oooo?

danvon:
Sure and if you believe monkey magically transformed into human, of course a snake can evolve to start eating money

From experience only christians and their muslim brothers believe the bolded gibberish.

edward1106:


I have one simple Q for you and if you can answer it, then you can start accepting evolution so called facts.
My Q is where where did the first living thing (DNA) come from and how or at what point did it get its numerous ability; self replication etc? Even though Robert Hooke and Darwin agreed all living things come from preexisting living things?

You can turn that question to your god and see if you will find any answer.
Do not confuse cell theory or evolution with the origin of life.

Chiedu4Trump:
How the snake fit enter jamb office, swallow 36 million and escape?


Jackass in evolution, who created the first things that started evolution?

Big bang needs 2 things to start, matter & energy..

Who created them, who brought them together?

Who/what created who/what created matter and energy?

MrMystrO:


Dumb answer as usual.

I see atheist as lazy people ,laziness of the mind......Leave the comfort of your room,visit places,I mean places ,let OPC nack you correct juju,go to places where the supernatural is in display,you would know that there is more to life than meets the eye

MrMystrO:


Dumb answer as usual.

I see atheist as lazy people ,laziness of the mind......Leave the comfort of your room,visit places,I mean places ,let OPC nack you correct juju,go to places where the supernatural is in display,you would know that there is more to life than meets the eye

leye4u:
but you believe that humans evolved from apes ....Who come mumu pass oooo?

Of course we have fossil records that support the idea that man evolved from apes

But do you have evidence that a snake actually spoke to a human being?

In fact, where exactly on earth is the garden of eden located?

Do you really believe it took God just six days to create the entire universe?

My friend pls don't go there

Your christian or any other religious beliefs are only best suited for gullible children

Just look at the type of dumb stories they feed you dolts

A woman got pregnant without male spèrm

A man walked on water

A man turned water into wine

A man feed five thousand with two fish and seven loaves and after that the remnant filled 12 baskets

A man ascended into heaven... just like that!

Hahaha

A man died so many thousand years ago so that you will be free from sin

Does it really make any sense to you?

Are you now truly free from sin?

O ye dumb people!

hopefulLandlord:
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]



NB: I dedicate this FTC to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

I don't still get how u started believing in uncle spag

hopefulLandlord:
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]



NB: I dedicate this FTC to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

bros sharap....must u display ur arrant idiocy here? what is d diff btw u and a mad man..... nothin only dat u havnt start roaming d street

Your Father

sekem:


Of course we have fossil records that support the idea that man evolved from apes

But do you have evidence that a snake actually spoke to a human being?

In fact, where exactly on earth is the garden of eden located?

Do you really believe it took God just six days to create the entire universe?

My friend pls don't go there

Your christian or any other religious beliefs are only best suited for gullible children

Just look at the type of dumb stories they feed you dolts

A woman got pregnant without male spèrm

A man walked on water

A man turned water into wine

A man feed five thousand with two fish and seven loaves and after that the remnant filled 12 baskets

A man ascended into heaven... just like that!

Hahaha

A man died so many thousand years ago so that you will be free from sin

Does it really make any sense to you?

Are you now truly free from sin?

O ye dumb people!

When I took Bio 101 ,Prof Oloke showed us several reasons why he personally doesn't believe in evolution that if evolution was true ,humans should have evolved to other beings all these years or at least prepared to evolve into other beings..... And also that if evolution was true then it must have ceased because the lower animals ought to have continued to evolve into humans.These are just few of his own assertions

Leave all those trash and insult.. You would meet with God one day either you like it or not, your opinion doesn't make Him real or not,that's even the reason why He is God.

hopefulLandlord:
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]



NB: I dedicate this FTC to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

Ewu Gambia

hopefulLandlord:
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]



NB: I dedicate this FTC to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

Ewu Gambia...

LordOfNaira:


One thing about animals, especially wild animals, is their unpredictability. If rats can devour newspapers, why can't snakes eat money

Snake is not a rat. Likewise humans are not lions!
That one animal eats or chews a particular thing doesn't mean all animals do so!!

Please, drop the Bible and pick up science books.

kmcutez:


Who created the being that created matter and energy?

who created the being that created the world?