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With the rate girls are looking for boos every Valentine periods I decided to make this list for any prospective bae who wishes to have me as her date this period.
1: First and foremost, you must be dark skinned or at least a little bit dark
Reasons: All the girls I have ever dated are dark skinned and 2: my Momsi don't like blink blink girls
2: You must have charming eyes with a bad girl stare
Reasons: This is very important especially during those cuzzy moments when touches are happening
3: No matter the type of high heel you wear on the D.day you must never be taller than me
Reasons: I don't like standing near girls that seem taller than me; it makes me look like their kid brother since I like my facial beardless face, 2: can't imagine kissing a girl that is taller than you ( Not in the mood to remember a fight I had with a very tall gal back in high school didn't end well)
4:And lastly we are must split the bills or only you can pay it
Reasons: Am a rare guy that believe in gender equality and what other better way to prove that if not by letting a girl feel in charge of expenses.
DM me on Twitter at 9jarus for official meeting

Correct guy.
I also believe in empowering women.
And ofcourse equality. So everything in half, or she can pay.

You don’t mean it

What if no one wants to be your val? O.o

AntiNormal:
What if no one wants to be your val? O.o

2 billion girls in the world 10 million or more lives in Nigeria Met like 5000 girls Talked to 50 of them Dated like 4 of them had a spark with like 20 of them love 4 of them blindly ( Mother and 3 sisters) 1 of them( Neighbour) is getting cozzy towards me So I have HoPe

sirusX:
You don’t mean it

My Guy I mean every word even planning to add more

Before I forget
If we are to go to an expensive Restaurant You must be the one to pay and if we are to go to a French restaurant we can split the bills
Reasons: The money am saving is for me and my future wife alone and if you want me to pay we have go aunt Resi buka PERIoD..........

Osujiempire:
Before I forget
If we are to go to an expensive Restaurant You must be the one to pay and if we are to go to a French restaurant we can split the bills
Reasons: The money am saving is for me and my future wife alone and if you want me to pay we have go aunt Resi buka PERIoD..........

So... Who was your Val?
Did you even have one?

Wow... You're a real cheapskate...

AntiNormal:
So... Who was your Val?
Did you even have one?

Wow... You're a real cheapskate...

third day since February 14 pikin has been keeping tab.. Dude get a life..........My stingy is what made me survive this recession

Osujiempire:
third day since February 14 pikin has been keeping tab.. Dude get a life..........My stingy is what made me survive this recession

Get a life?
This coming from the guy who posted Valentine requirements on NairaLand?

AntiNormal:
Get a life?
This coming from the guy who posted Valentine requirements on NairaLand?

I posted that cause I feel like doing so
But wait what prestigious reason is a guy with an amazing life doing in romance section.
If you don't like what I post just simply ignore it (hater)