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"How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by EnkayDezign4(op): 12:07am On Feb 23, 2018

President Buhari while greeting members of the national security council took a jibe at Gov. Ambode

He said "Morning your excellency, how is your lagoon?" and then laughed.

1:00 mark

He also asked El Rufai, "how do you drive a bulldozer?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asmoh-gbBmQ

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 12:14am On Feb 23, 2018*

Funny part of Bubu
so I am first to comment, we lead others follow oya mek una follow me for back am leading

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 12:16am On Feb 23, 2018

Not funny

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by AngryRebel: 12:19am On Feb 23, 2018

He wants to know if the Lagoon is still in existence, so he will know were he will finally thrash n dump Tinubu, if he eventually wins come 2019 grin

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Ngozibotic(f): 12:21am On Feb 23, 2018

See what iPod have caused...
Everybody is laffing at us ending up in the lagoon
...chai....we have suffered.....
Our flat..heads will not allow us think well.. angry

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by tociano009(m): 12:38am On Feb 23, 2018

Why is he avoiding the women

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 12:40am On Feb 23, 2018*

Ngozibotic:
See what iPod have caused...
Everybody is laffing at us ending up in the lagoon
...chai....we have suffered.....
Our flat..heads will not allow us think well..

But You are not a flat head

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 12:41am On Feb 23, 2018

tociano009:
Why is he avoiding the women

He wants to make it to 90

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by ZZ22: 12:42am On Feb 23, 2018

Ngozibotic:
See what iPod have caused...
Everybody is laffing at us ending up in the lagoon
...chai....we have suffered.....
Our flat..heads will not allow us think well..

My Yoruba Muslim sister using Igbo handle will not stop them from knowing we are Yoruba Muslim, WHY? because we smell ewedu wherever we go.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 12:47am On Feb 23, 2018

ZZ22:
My Yoruba Muslim sister using Igbo handle will not stop them from knowing we are Yoruba Muslim, WHY? because we smell ewedu wherever we go.

You are a flat head

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by ZZ22: 12:58am On Feb 23, 2018

EchoCharlie:
You are a flat head

I'm cone to the core. This is my cone head

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Firefire(m): 1:09am On Feb 23, 2018*

Can someone in the presidency explain why Mohomodu Buharu refused to handshake any of the women in the meeting?

Or can we conclude again that GMB is SHY around Nigerian women or simply put, he sees them as inferior or it has religion connotations?

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by ipobarecriminals: 1:14am On Feb 23, 2018

haa!fl@theads immigrants. frim potopoto republic aka PIGS go dey piss for panties. now.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by ipobarecriminals: 1:17am On Feb 23, 2018

Ngozibotic:
See what iPod have caused...
Everybody is laffing at us ending up in the lagoon
...chai....we have suffered.....
Our flat..heads will not allow us think well..

leave poto immigrants alone

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Jokerman(m): 1:30am On Feb 23, 2018

tociano009:
Why is he avoiding the women

He has to showcase his supposed piety na, so you would acknowledge he is indeed of man of integrity....

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Lipscomb(m): 1:31am On Feb 23, 2018

Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by ItsTutsi(m): 1:39am On Feb 23, 2018

"flat.heads are 2nd class citizen" MASSOD

"flat.heads are pigs" pigdiot bleaching cownu

"flat.heads are foolish" Uwazuruike

"flat.heads are jobless" ikpeazu

it's like flat.heads have been cursed since B.C.

ZZ22:
My Yoruba Muslim sister using Igbo handle will not stop them from knowing we are Yoruba Muslim, WHY? because we smell ewedu wherever we go.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Max24: 2:37am On Feb 23, 2018*

Is that suppossed to be a joke ? Analogue jokes for analogue zombies.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by madridguy(m): 3:09am On Feb 23, 2018

Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 3:12am On Feb 23, 2018

Driest joke I've ever heard. undecided

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by fyneguy: 3:25am On Feb 23, 2018

AngryRebel:
He wants to know if the Lagoon is still in existence, so he will know were he will finally thrash n dump Tinubu, if he eventually wins come 2019

You should be smarter this. The Lagoon derives significance from a statement the Oba of Lagos made in 2015.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by letusbepieces: 3:48am On Feb 23, 2018

madridguy:

u know dat will be published whether u like it or not bah!

Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by gbadexy(m): 3:49am On Feb 23, 2018

fyneguy:
You should be smarter this. The Lagoon derives significance from a statement the Oba of Lagos made in 2015.

I was surprised nobody else made the connection. The president not surprisingly has detailed security reports on the activities in each state and the joke has meaning to those it was meant for.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by madridguy(m): 3:56am On Feb 23, 2018

I don't understand you sir.

letusbepieces:
u know dat will be published whether u like it or not bah!

Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by QuotaSystem: 4:20am On Feb 23, 2018

The President with the greatest sense of humour in this country. Obj comes a close 2nd.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by lionshare: 4:44am On Feb 23, 2018

Humor...%100...Governance 0%...So Baba does not shake women...? BS

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Nobody: 4:55am On Feb 23, 2018

Firefire:
Can someone in the presidency explain why Mohomodu Buharu refused to handshake any of the women in the meeting?

Or can we conclude again that GMB is SHY around Nigerian women or simply put, he sees them as inferior or it has religion coloration?

How many woman are at the helms of affairs in Buhari's regime?

Women are expected to greet by kneeling in this country.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by Firefire(m): 5:15am On Feb 23, 2018

TheCabal:
How many woman are at the helms of affairs in Buhari's regime?

Women are expected to greet by kneeling in this country.

Too bad. I think women really belongs to the kitchen and other room in Buhary’s world view.

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by AngryRebel: 5:44am On Feb 23, 2018

fyneguy:
You should be smarter this. The Lagoon derives significance from a statement the Oba of Lagos made in 2015.

Fools everywhere I look grin

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Re: "How Is Your Lagoon?" Buhari Jokes With Ambode At Security Council Meeting by anibirelawal(m): 6:26am On Feb 23, 2018

Firefire:
Can someone in the presidency explain why Mohomodu Buharu refused to handshake any of the women in the meeting?

Or can we conclude again that GMB is SHY around Nigerian women or simply put, he sees them as inferior or it has religion connotations?

UNNECESSARY OBSERVATION !

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