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XhosaNostra:
Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.

castro316:
Talk about pushing something out of my body...I poop every morning and I tell you.... it is an awesome experience and periodic pains..ours is called konji...hahahaha

XhosaNostra:
Pushing it out while you're constipated, buddy. I'm not talking about your diarrhea here

Konji is solvable, period pains aren't. You get it? Good.

castro316:
Come let me solve it on you. Nice and hard

XhosaNostra:
Boohoo! Why don't you Bleep yourself then? Simple enough.

Iamfrank:
I shud fvck myself?

XhosaNostra:
Yes. Aren't you claiming it hurts? So lend yourself a helping hand to make the pain go away

Iamfrank:
Shey women has finished.... Don't be too mean

XhosaNostra:
Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.

XhosaNostra:
Don't moan about something that's easily rectified then. You wouldn't last a day in our shoes

Mandrake007:
if childbirth is so painful why do women always want babies? BTW have you heard of blueballs?

Iamfrank:
Bros u r impotent...

Chubhie:
On the contrary, I prefer to wake up to the sound of pachelbel Canon slowly oozing from a good sound system.

bro4u:
is the diick GPS? Why is it facing North?

XhosaNostra:
Wouldn't you call them names if they didn't reproduce?

Mandrake007:
nope why would i?

mespusinglez:
See enjoyment abeg

MRAKBEE:
Hilarious..
Marriage is not just about sex. There is more to it than the oza room activities

XhosaNostra:
That was a general "you". Meaning the people or society. We know how people & families look down on barren women.

Mandrake007:
if childbirth is so painful why do women always want babies? BTW have you heard of blueballs?

XhosaNostra:
That was a general "you". Meaning the people or society. We know how people & families look down on barren women.

Mandrake007:
well I beg to differ but I understand the stereotypical African attitude towards barren women anyway erections should still be respected it's not easy.

Greatzeus:
I love music,like a lot but I won't sleep well if you are playing even my favorite songs while I sleep. I will always alternate between dream and real world,the music will be on my mind. It will be like I'm sleeping yet conscious of my environment.
Whereas a guy I met in the University always put his radio on before he sleeps,he said he wants to wake up to the sound of good Melody. Me I can't oh

femi4:
During the day, your brain releases a chemical called noradrenaline, a hormone that hinders erections. When you sleep, however, your brain releases less of it. This makes those nighttime boners more likely to pop up.

XhosaNostra:
The way men overreact to pain & sickness, I doubt it lol. I'm sure you'd want to be pampered the whole 9 months. A person wouldn't hear the end of it.

Why do men act like children when they're either sick or in pain? It's a known fact that y'all can't handle any sort of physical discomfort. Big babies

imhotep:
Last I checked, men made up 99.9% or warring soldiers and hard laborers doing heavy lifting for hours on end.

XhosaNostra:
And your point is?

imhotep:
Watch any war documentary and then come back to gist us about pain and discomfort

Pat081:
she knw more den u do

Do I?

XhosaNostra:
Dude, the phenomenon I'm talking about even has a name, it's called "Man flu".

Men regress & become babies