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| The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by seunadeolu(op): 12:52pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Nigeria Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but faiLed 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case. ����������������������� I dey go Italy Have a nice Holiday weekend famz 1 Like
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| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
 Idonbelievit  Then why the hell Nigeria reached 186 million if this is the type of dating u have down there? Not to mention those babies that was aborted  Na lie ! Na lie! |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by thatabokiboiy: 1:03pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
This doesn't make no sense |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by ubunja(m): 1:45pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
lol i didnt see the rape coming |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by MissRaine69(f): 2:19pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
So if dating is mission impossible Who is making all those women pregnant? 1 Like |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by AlexCk: 2:39pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
MissRaine69:The rape apparently, From the Op's long episode. |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by CAPSLOCKED: 3:04pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
FUNNY.  |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by bobokeshington: 5:42pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
Na wetin an average naija guy dey face be this o
Na only God go save naija guys |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by bobokeshington: 5:43pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:better believe it baby |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by tobida: 11:51pm On Aug 12, 2018 |
seunadeolu:wat about spain? |
| Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by blujoi(m): 12:22am On Aug 13, 2018 |
This your scenario doesn't apply to bad guys, on the 3rd date we are banging straight up! I guess you haven't heard about the 7days technique to get a chick laid. Strictly for men not for boys....if you know, you know  |
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