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The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by seunadeolu(m): 12:52pm On Mar 29, 2018
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but faiLed
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
����������������������� I dey go Italy

Have a nice Holiday weekend famz

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Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2018
grin

Idonbelievit lipsrsealed

Then why the hell Nigeria reached 186 million if this is the type of dating u have down there? Not to mention those babies that was aborted angry

Na lie ! Na lie!
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by thatabokiboiy: 1:03pm On Mar 29, 2018
This doesn't make no sense
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by ubunja(m): 1:45pm On Mar 29, 2018
lol i didnt see the rape coming
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by MissRaine69(f): 2:19pm On Mar 29, 2018
So if dating is mission impossible
Who is making all those women pregnant?

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Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by AlexCk: 2:39pm On Mar 29, 2018
MissRaine69:
So if dating is mission impossible
Who is making all those women pregnant?

The rape apparently,
From the Op's long episode.
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by CAPSLOCKED: 3:04pm On Mar 29, 2018
FUNNY. undecided
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by bobokeshington: 5:42pm On Mar 29, 2018
Na wetin an average naija guy dey face be this o Na only God go save naija guys
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by bobokeshington: 5:43pm On Mar 29, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin

Idonbelievit lipsrsealed

Then why the hell Nigeria reached 186 million if this is the type of dating u have down there? Not to mention those babies that was aborted angry

Na lie ! Na lie!

better believe it baby
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by tobida: 11:51pm On Aug 12, 2018
seunadeolu:
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but faiLed
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
����������������������� I dey go Italy

Have a nice Holiday weekend famz

wat about spain?
Re: The Palava Associated With First Date In Naija by blujoi(m): 12:22am On Aug 13, 2018
This your scenario doesn't apply to bad guys, on the 3rd date we are banging straight up! I guess you haven't heard about the 7days technique to get a chick laid. Strictly for men not for boys....if you know, you know wink grin

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