I'm here to arrest the cheaters

wwwtortoise:


I hate rules especially when those that made it appear larger than life.

Hence it turns me on to break the rules as it's my subtle way of telling them " you're not so smart ".

i finally found my brother...i suspect ur birthday is bw April and May..I mean are u a Taurus

I have to a talent for cheating
I have never been caught I can't have a long neck for nothing
Queen of exam malpractice.
I spy with sense infact I basically tell people all the answers.
I am a very intelligent person.


*modified*I cannot share my experience they are just too much.If I start now it can take a thousand pages.I have never been caught.

I could not gather my mental faculty together as I lost my mom four day prior to facing two almighty courses- Colloid and Benzene chemistry.

I was loosing focus and couldn't revise for the showdown.

So I decided to sneak in my earlier two fullscarp review note to the exam hall,and just when I had settle-in with it,i was brought back to reality by a tap on my back to hand over my review note.

I took a hard look at the invigilator stance,reflected on my demise mom and weigh in on the consequences of my action if handed over to the panel board.

I gently took my review note under my answer sheet and gradually squeeze it to a ball size and swallow it,the invigilator gave me a big slap which also assisted in a quick swallow.

I was sent out of the hall,never face any panel,had a weak grade but not a CO.

Ladyhippolyta88:
I have to a talent for cheating I have never been caught I can't have a long neck for nothing Queen of exam malpractice. I spy with sense infact I basically tell people all the answers. I am a very intelligent person.

yemaldo:
95% is guilty

98% or 99% more like it.

I stopped ever cheating from JSS2. I used to think I couldn't survive without it. But in the end I became better and now a graduate. Halleluyah!

I can tell u the page number of every topic in Keypoint.

BluntBoy:

Hope you are not surprised?
It's the plain truth.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Hope you are not surprised? It's the plain truth.

I am surprised but my love remains intact.

Johnbosco77:
That's one thing I never did all my educational life..

Who do we ask?

Shout out to my friend that year!!! The guy can copy all from you just by looking at your pen.

It always surprised me that he'd put full stop as I put without ever stretching his neck.

Bros, you wan put somebody for wahalaooo. Whatever you are looking for by sending this topic,am sure you won't see itoooo....Lol . Almost everybody is guilty of this.Am sure.

With my small BB, exams are eazy, I'll just place the phone on my table, even in the midst of 6 invigilators....

The thing is that, exam malpractice is for the brilliant students and I happen to be one. Its just that my booming business got me tired of school

That's why I'm called.... Oops, I aint telling you my nick name, make dem no go burst me for school

Chivera017:
i have never been caught, if you like search me from now till tomorrow. If you need a teacher am available.
Before i thought cheating was bad, but i realised that honesty doesn't make one pass exam.

Omo guy you talk true ooh

If Giraffing is exam cheating, yes i did. I never brought in to exam hall foreign materials such as small expo notes or such forms.

I am proud of my grade cos i know i earned it. I have classmates with 2-1 who did all sorts.

One time these guys removed me with a threat from my seat because my seat was convenient for their cheating formation. They sat in a pyramid form with the class best at the peak. Cheaters sat by his left and right just behind. The next set in the same formation. They formed a cheating club sponsored by a Senator's son. If money can buy the best grades, they will not miss the opportunity.

Basalt:


There is no Nigerian who studied in Nigeria that will claim that he is 100% innocent of exam malpractice, quote me anywhere.

I repeat, NO PERSON IN NIGERIA.

Everybody cheated in either one or all these exams
1. WAEC
2. common entrance
3. Jamb
4. Degree exams
5. Quiz

etc

And remember that even giraffing or asking questions during exam is cheating too

I never cheated.
Didnt cheat in Waec, Jamb or Degree exams

muhamad9582:


Omo guy you talk true ooh

chai! i have suffered , am a girl ooo

muhamad9582:


Omo guy you talk true ooh

chai! i have suffered , am a girl ooo

I will never reveal how I used to cheat during exams... So that The method won't cast...

Basalt:


There is no Nigerian who studied in Nigeria that will claim that he is 100% innocent of exam malpractice, quote me anywhere.

I repeat, NO PERSON IN NIGERIA.

Everybody cheated in either one or all these exams
1. WAEC
2. common entrance
3. Jamb
4. Degree exams
5. Quiz

etc

And remember that even giraffing or asking questions during exam is cheating too

Did you catch everybody?

I once swallowed my chukuli n I wasn't caught.

I am a master in cheating, during under graduate days, HND I earn myself a name MR 3p(prayer ,perfect, packaging), I read invigilator minds my eyes do the scanning of the hall always, when ever you are caught in my school, you would be expelled.

my weapon is a piece of paper not bigger than a bullet. my mentor back then in school would always tell me never look too much at your bullet.

Am always the source for answers a times inside the examination all.

I was once caught during a carry over course, HND2(accounting) one of the 3ps work for me prayer, the invigilator left me alone.

never cheat in an examination hall.

Chivera017:
i have never been caught, if you like search me from now till tomorrow. If you need a teacher am available.
Before i thought cheating was bad, but i realised that honesty doesn't make one pass exam.

The Bible says 'you shall not raise a false report(card)' - Exodus 23:1.
Hell awaits you unless you repent and confess.

easzypeaszy:
i finally found my brother...i suspect ur birthday is bw April and May..I mean are u a Taurus

April 27

flamingREED:

The Bible says 'you shall not raise a false report(card)' - Exodus 23:1. Hell awaits you unless you repent and confess.

what's this one saying ?

I broke many record with expo,exam malpractice
I was d first person to use phone in waec in my set
I was d first person to write expo at the other side of my school uniform
I do write expo on my thigh and hand then
I stopped everything when I did jamb cos I was surprised when I read for jamb and scored 284
now a 3rd yr accounting student

I hav Neva done dat

All through my stay at the university, I never cheated.

frankmoney:
very risky method

just to b fast about it and it’s always written in codes

yemaldo:
95% is guilty

Your English is also guilty.

If we begin talk wetin we dey do....

all ways have a poor result anytime I cheat