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dheilaw1:
my most embarrassing moment was when she said she wasn't felling too well cos she had malaria but she needed sex. so I felt I should be gentle with her while doing the do. to my greatest surprise, she looked me straight in the eye and said in Yoruba "kilode to n se bi bolo now'.... meaning "why are banging like an amateur' I felt so embarrassed. But trust me ladies and gentlemen, I gave her the fuc**ng of her life and she fell completely sick thereafter.

dheilaw1:
my most embarrassing moment was when she said she wasn't felling too well cos she had malaria but she needed sex. so I felt I should be gentle with her while doing the do. to my greatest surprise, she looked me straight in the eye and said in Yoruba "kilode to n se bi bolo now'.... meaning "why are banging like an amateur' I felt so embarrassed. But trust me ladies and gentlemen, I gave her the fuc**ng of her life and she fell completely sick thereafter.

Thegeneralqueen:
This one wey cum in one minute dey follow talk



Back to the topic....

Nothing can be so embarrassed like a short di0k the type of deadrat own

Hurlarzan139:
Mine is crazy tho... bae come that day sha in the evening, talked for like 1 hour and the romance start, make we con start sex I notice my tin never stand strong wella.. bae still play with am, still he no strong.. i was very embarrassed. I just explain to her that something is bothering me since morning and I haven’t eat anything.. she wan con dey go.. I begged her sha to wait small.. I went out find beta tin to eat, I didn’t come home after eating ooh.. I have to locate where they re selling ( Bajinatu) I order for the big size drank everything there.. and relax there for like 10mins .. I went back home go take my shower...I swear without even start romancing my tin don over strong, my people bae beg me last nii oo ...

Randy91:
which one is bajinatu?

Blackfreedom:
U will just cum wen u set ur naked eyes on me
Do d Do

Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.

Thegeneralqueen:
Do eyes gets naked

Blackfreedom:

Na only u waka #CUM

Hurlarzan139:
Lol brother the thing na Man power oh.. if you take am like this ehnn.. make I no talk again...

Thegeneralqueen:
Yes what about you

Blackfreedom:
Am nt easy to Cum, before i Cum wahala and yawa go Cum

Thegeneralqueen:
Drum go cum before you cum

Blackfreedom:
Ayyam telling u Chisos Kwrist go kom before i Cum

Thegeneralqueen:
Hey don't use the name of the most high in vain biko count me out of this

Blackfreedom:
Aiit Rev Sis virgin mary

Jamie90:
I believe your story, except for the part you mentioned 3mins.

Come on, we all know you came in less than a minute cos 3 isn't so so bad.

Thegeneralqueen:
Call me what's so ever

Blackfreedom:
E dey sweet u for belle
Go and bleep no more

Thegeneralqueen:
OK father werey

Blackfreedom:
Bia neba
Hope it's kicking

Thegeneralqueen:
Bawa ni

Blackfreedom:
Ur baby na ( Son Nwaamaikpe )

Thegeneralqueen:
I have not seen that him maybe he has been ban

Hector09:
Back in those days in R.S.UST, those of u that skul there we familiar with the back gate, azikiwa, aka sodom and gomorra, na so my room mate carry go there one night chai that was 2013 and i was a virgin, na so him go negotiate with one fine olosho, naso i cum follow d girl enter her room chai d girl cum pull, na him me too cum pull na so d girl cum wear me kingdom, no condom, she cum lie down for bed nna i knw even no where to start, she cum say fine boy cum Bleep me na i no even no how to Bleep, na him d girl cum vex cum carry my preg put for her Hot pot, i cum they Bleep small small she cum shout whether na so them they Bleep na him i cum climb down without releasing oh uptill now i they fear to Bleep cus the ghost of that night is still hurting me

360great:
the kind olosho wen dey azikiwe no get mate na so dem fine...ust dat year sha

Hurlarzan139:
Mine is crazy tho... bae come that day sha in the evening, talked for like 1 hour and the romance start, make we con start sex I notice my tin never stand strong wella.. bae still play with am, still he no strong.. i was very embarrassed. I just explain to her that something is bothering me since morning and I haven’t eat anything.. she wan con dey go.. I begged her sha to wait small.. I went out find beta tin to eat, I didn’t come home after eating ooh.. I have to locate where they re selling ( Bajinatu) I order for the big size drank everything there.. and relax there for like 10mins .. I went back home go take my shower...I swear without even start romancing my tin don over strong, my people bae beg me last nii oo ...