sisisioge:
Hmmmm.

Fairly used bras back in the days. I was sizeless then so it was important I fit them on top of my dress before taking them home. Sometimes, me and the seller would argue about whether or not the ones picked would fit. But now, I'm all grown up...no more sizeless previously owned bras.

Is that you?

The day I bought blue film in a shop.Babes just they look me like say 2morow no dey

coolestofall:

U c when God want 2 catch smone. So u knw d difficult one guguru, it is now d easy one epa u dnt knw.

Just negodu

Don't mind him
Nairalanders ain't dummies man...

Postinor 2 ,shows how weak my pullout is,embarrassing much

coolestofall:

U c when God want 2 catch smone. So u knw d difficult one guguru, it is now d easy one epa u dnt knw.

Just negodu

Don't mind him
Nairalanders ain't dummies man...

dondemex:

Hmmm ójà álé...

Mine Is, some special kind of clothes in 'band and select stores'
I swear, shame can kill me to near those stalls.

There is this oversized shirt that I have been seeing in a kiosk anytime I am going to school, its an okrika depot but I love the oversized clothes.

Shame can't make me to go there to buy it, till today.
Though someone else's has bought it,,, but I still feel bad for not buying that clothes.
Shit

Dont know what's wrong with boutiques in this area, is an oversized plain shirt a taboo for them to have?

nah, I can't be intimidated,

condom, postinor, I buy.
the look on the ladies face, she said she doesn't have change
I said so what do u have,
I'm married so I can't let their look make decision for me.
my wife told one attendant, who was giving on man a look for asking for "a drug for sex"
"he said he wants.....abi u did not hear"

ashjay001:
I, actually, love buying condoms, from those churchy ladies

Esp, when dey don't av my specs

Having to describe what I want(ribbed, contoured n dotted)

Their expressions ehn Omo esu leleyi o(ds one, no devil pikin o)


I just, love buying condoms from ladies. Their discomfort, when I reject their available brand n go into d advantages of my brand, a joy to behold

lol

sisisioge:
Hmmmm.

Fairly used bras back in the days. I was sizeless then so it was important I fit them on top of my dress before taking them home. Sometimes, me and the seller would argue about whether or not the ones picked would fit. But now, I'm all grown up...no more sizeless previously owned bras.

TMI

is condom, then not now

Okpa..
i remember how me and my guy used to freestyle pass the woman selling it to observe if coast is clear to proceed...then we just signal her from afar to arrange the package coz she'd already know how many pieces we wanted...or we just beg his mum to help us out...funny thing was that girls in our class were so frequent in that part of the market...so men didn't wanna be seen buying okpa...

ashjay001:
I, actually, love buying condoms, from those churchy ladies

Esp, when dey don't av my specs

Having to describe what I want(ribbed, contoured n dotted)

Their expressions ehn Omo esu leleyi o(ds one, no devil pikin o)


I just, love buying condoms from ladies. Their discomfort, when I reject their available brand n go into d advantages of my brand, a joy to behold

Dem ask wetin dey embarrass u, no be wetin dey sweet u

DavidEsq:

Dem ask wetin dey embarrass u, no be wetin dey sweet u

At least, somebody, is being embarrassed Just speaking on their behalf things

PrimadonnaO:

Lol. What's epa?

groundnut

cantok:
Items You Feel Embarrassed About When Buying. Not items you delight in buying. Jamb Customer

21yrs ago niyen! Who jamb epp?

At least, somebody is embarrassed

DavidEsq:

Dem ask wetin dey embarrass u, no be wetin dey sweet u

hello boss, please check your mail.

Condom and viagra dey hard boys. But if d person Na ur padi, u fit code am like "CD" or VG".

Cocaine and olive oil

Buying Eba without soup or soup without eba.

Lubricant
Not Mobil other Oando o!

You select KY Jelly or Durex lubricant gel, everyone knows what you want to use it for and give you side eyes.

No o, I want to use it to shave my legs. World people cannot mind dia business.

Now I just jejeje buy online and select discreet delivery

kimbraa:
Nothing.

cucumber

Colourich:
PAD.

why you dey shame to buy pad. That's part of womanhood abi you wan exchange your honey pot with a banana?

Sugar97:


Lol
You don't have to buy them at the same place na, you can buy each at a different place

lolzzz baddest... When experience talks, i always listen���

Liliyann:
I still remember the look I was given the day I wanted to buy Postinor I prefer buying it far from my street to avoid gossip.

so u like it raw?nice one

Patronizing an Ashawo.. Especially if you new in the area or you well recognized

Nothing, underwears and sanitary pads when I was younger.

I went to Shoprite one day and saw so many cute condoms on display. I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to buy them. I picked three different colours without giving it a second thought. The cashier kept stealing glances, it was quite uncomfortable.


I got home and decided to go through my purchase, that's when I saw I bought xtra-large. Didn't know they have different sizes, I thought it expands to whatever size. Anyway, I learnt something and I also got to know why the guy at the counter kept looking at me

pocohantas:
Nothing, underwears and sanitary pads when I was younger.

I went to Shoprite one day and saw so many cute condoms on display. I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to buy them. I picked three different colours without giving it a second thought. The cashier kept stealing glances, it was quite uncomfortable.


I got home and decided to go through my purchase, that's when I saw I bought xtra-large. Didn't know they have different sizes, I thought it expands to whatever size. Anyway, I learnt something and I also got to know why the guy at the counter kept looking at me

How did you now go about the extra large condom?

Condom

That clay pot for cooking banga that you can only get from a "kemwin kemwin" store!

If you know you know!

I went into the supermarket from my neighbor's car,i told them earlier that I want to stop over and get bread.i went in and picked a sanitary pad and walked to the counter to pay,lo and behold my neighbor came in to pick bread.Met me at the counter and laughed real hard.He paid for his bread and my bread(sanitary pad)i was embarrassed

pocohantas:
Nothing, underwears and sanitary pads when I was younger.

I went to Shoprite one day and saw so many cute condoms on display. I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to buy them. I picked three different colours without giving it a second thought. The cashier kept stealing glances, it was quite uncomfortable.


I got home and decided to go through my purchase, that's when I saw I bought xtra-large. Didn't know they have different sizes, I thought it expands to whatever size. Anyway, I learnt something and I also got to know why the guy at the counter kept looking at me

Hanty u can lie oo,, condom no get size,,it expand